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Super Sonic
May 27th, 2003, 06:23 PM
Wassup everyone? :)
glowbelly
May 27th, 2003, 06:26 PM
you, dawg. except for the fact that your sig isn't right.
Super Sonic
May 27th, 2003, 06:28 PM
My image wouldn't work.... Weird.
Rongi
May 27th, 2003, 06:35 PM
READ THE FUCKING RULES & GUIDELINES >: >: >:
Super Sonic
May 27th, 2003, 07:07 PM
READ THE FUCKING RULES & GUIDELINES >: >: >:

I have, no need for that >:
Rongi
May 27th, 2003, 07:22 PM
If you really read them, you would know NOT to make a thread like this :|
James
May 27th, 2003, 07:45 PM
Strike one.
Jeanette X
May 27th, 2003, 07:46 PM
I have, no need for that >:

Liar! :newbie
Rongi
May 27th, 2003, 08:13 PM
Strike one.

Oh snap :(
Captain Robo
May 27th, 2003, 08:17 PM
READ THE FUCKING RULES & GUIDELINES >: >: >:

LMAO
Super Sonic
May 27th, 2003, 08:21 PM
Friendly bunch aren't ya? Is this the way you treat all new members?
Captain Robo
May 27th, 2003, 08:23 PM
Look, if you had read the rules like you were supposed to, you wouldn't be in this mess.

It's your fault.

GO READ THE RULES (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=3138)

This isn't how we treat new members, its how we treat idiots.
Kurodo
May 27th, 2003, 08:23 PM
Believe it or not, Robo's right. :)
Jeanette X
May 27th, 2003, 08:25 PM
Friendly bunch aren't ya? Is this the way you treat all new members?
Fucking idiots who do not read the rules and guidelines and then pretend that they did get a lot of flames. Go back, read the rules and guidelines, then come in and start over.
Captain Robo
May 27th, 2003, 08:25 PM
Section Two, Article Four

4) If you've just arrived at the forums, please don't make a typical "Hi, I'm new here!" thread. That's just asking for a verbal beatdown. We know if a person is new, if you really want people to like you, start joining in conversations and making worthwhile on-topic replies. Contrary to popular belief, there's NOTHING wrong with being a "newbie". There is, however, plenty wrong with being a "newbie who doesn't pay attention to the posting guidelines". We generally roast them over an open flame... very slowly.

:/

A simple apology will suffice.
Esuohlim
May 27th, 2003, 08:46 PM
HELLO, WELCOME TO THE I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARDS. :)

AND SHUT UP. >:
NIGhtMAre
May 27th, 2003, 08:51 PM
Sonic sucks. Leave.
The Retro Kat
May 27th, 2003, 08:53 PM
Bitch got treated.
Esuohlim
May 27th, 2003, 08:55 PM
Sonic sucks. Leave.

IRONY. >:
The Retro Kat
May 27th, 2003, 09:00 PM
Bitch got treated.
Anonymous
May 27th, 2003, 10:29 PM
Advice to yous.

Don't say "YOU DIDN'T READ THE RULES AND GUIDELINES! GOD!!!"

Just make fun of them. It's not like someone that stupid will change.
Wiffles
May 28th, 2003, 05:15 AM
Hello, Super Sonic The Hedgehog ^_^
Super Sonic
May 28th, 2003, 06:21 AM
What's the point? I'm not going to stick around if you lot are calling me an idiot, you'd think I spammed the board for the way you are reacting. Even if I did accidently break the rules, you don't react like that, just goes to show the sort of members you get here....
SatnsAngel
May 28th, 2003, 08:32 AM
hey sonic... just ignore them they do the same to me... their all abunch of low lifes anyway
Carnivore
May 28th, 2003, 08:35 AM
Please don't go just yet, Super Sonic. I'm quite fascinated by your arbitrary use of commas.

Santa's Angel, learn the difference between their, they're, and there. It's the first step on your long, long, long road to acceptance here.
SatnsAngel
May 28th, 2003, 08:41 AM
oh please its just sad that your acually correcting a little word like their they're there.... i dont need a fuckn teacher
SatnsAngel
May 28th, 2003, 08:47 AM
Carnivore..... you are so pethetic
Captain Robo
May 28th, 2003, 09:02 AM
http://www.etedeschi.ndirect.co.uk/news/picts/dictionary.jpg
Jeanette X
May 28th, 2003, 09:53 AM
Even if I did accidently break the rules, you don't react like that, just goes to show the sort of members you get here....

It isn't so much that you accidentaly broke the rules, it is that you didn't read them to begin with. Furthermore, the fact that you lied about reading them makes us lose even more respect for you.
kellychaos
May 28th, 2003, 11:02 AM
hey sonic... just ignore them they do the same to me... their all abunch of low lifes anyway

Irony ... again. < sniff > :wah
sadie
May 28th, 2003, 11:36 AM
It isn't so much that you accidentaly broke the rules, it is that you didn't read them to begin with. Furthermore, the fact that you lied about reading them makes us lose even more respect for you.
lay off the spokesman routine. one can't lose more of what she has never had.
Captain Robo
May 28th, 2003, 11:37 AM
OH SNAP


please don't hurt me
Generator86
May 28th, 2003, 12:53 PM
oh please its just sad that your acually correcting a little word like their they're there.... i dont need a fuckn teacher

Obviously you do.
Carnivore
May 28th, 2003, 03:07 PM
Carnivore..... you are so pethetic

These self-mocking fucktards ruin all my fun.
Les Waste
May 28th, 2003, 04:21 PM
You're just mad because she called you pethetic and you didn't have a good comeback :rolleyes :(

Seriously Super Sonic, I hope someone breaks into your parent's house while they're sleeping and brutally rapes and murders and rapes again your parents and films it all and posts streaming video and picture galleries of the act on the internet and you are forever known as the loser Oliver Twist-style orphan whose parents were brutally slaughtered by the crazy rapist who caught off the hook even though he posted pictures of himself doing it ont he internet because your surviving family was too poor to afford a good lawyer so you're dead parents will never see justice.

FAG >:
ziggytrix
May 28th, 2003, 04:33 PM
I hope he ges a really nasty splinter in his finger. >:
SatnsAngel
May 28th, 2003, 07:04 PM
Generator, im sure you do not have to speak for Carnivore... I sure as hell wasn't talking to you in the first place anyway. when somthing is said to then you can make your little comments... alrighty.... Thank you
Esuohlim
May 28th, 2003, 07:11 PM
Does it ever stop raining in the Land of Tears?
The rain repesents tears, and just like my tears, it never stops.

:cry
SatnsAngel
May 28th, 2003, 07:18 PM
are you fucking mocking me... its getting pretty old with the land of tears bs. so please stop
Les Waste
May 28th, 2003, 07:23 PM
But that's where you live, right?

If you're tired of it, why don't you just move?

There are some nice summer homes available in the midwest come see why don't cha? ;)
Esuohlim
May 28th, 2003, 07:28 PM
OH, THE LAND OF TEARS IS LOCATED ON MONSOON MOUNTAIN
AND THE RAIN COMES DOWN AS STRONG AS IT'S EVER BEEN
EVERY RESIDENT OF "TEAR TOWN" IS DEPRESSED AND LOW
OH, HOW MUCH LONGER WILL THE RAIN AND TEARS GO?
THE SEWERS ARE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH FECES AND TEARS
AND I CAN'T EVEN SEEK SOLACE FROM MY SAD, PATHETIC PEERS
FOR THEY HAVE DROWNED OUT EVERYTHING FROM THEIR CRYING
AND, AS FOR ME, THE STOPPING OF SOBBING I KEEP ON TRYING
BUT IT'S NO USE HERE IN THE CITY OF SADNESS AND GLOOM
A PLACE WHERE THERE'S TOO MUCH RAIN FOR FLOWERS TO BLOOM

:cry
The Retro Kat
May 28th, 2003, 07:30 PM
are you fucking mocking me... its getting pretty old with the land of tears bs. so please stop

Sorry, but mocking is the key word. Have you read the name of the website?
SatnsAngel
May 28th, 2003, 07:40 PM
whatever you say
Rongi
May 28th, 2003, 07:44 PM
What does the land of tear's national flag look like? Does it have a national dog? National bird?
Cap'n Crunch
May 28th, 2003, 08:16 PM
http://www.vi2.com/getFile/174681.gif
Captain Robo
May 28th, 2003, 08:17 PM
Nope they're all extinct :tear
Esuohlim
May 28th, 2003, 08:30 PM
The laughing hyenas in the Land of Tears cry instead. :tear
Wiffles
May 29th, 2003, 04:52 AM
Ignore them, Super Sonic. They are just people who enjoy making fun of other people on the internet because they themselves have been victims of bullying or taunting at some point in their lives.

Tee Hee ^ ^
kellychaos
May 29th, 2003, 11:52 AM
are you fucking mocking me... its getting pretty old with the land of tears bs. so please stop

Why don't you cry about it?!
sadie
May 29th, 2003, 11:59 AM
finally, a wiffles post that won't completely rot your teeth out.
Johannas
May 29th, 2003, 08:17 PM
We should rename this thread. I have a few suggestions.

"All retarded newbies take offense to everything everyone says here"

"All residences of the Land of Tears, post you crappy sad poetry here"

"Dumbasses are Dumb"

"No Homers"

Anyone else have any suggestions?

DTH
JOHANNAS
Esuohlim
May 29th, 2003, 08:25 PM
THIS IS BEARSHIT :lol
Carnivore
May 30th, 2003, 03:03 PM
Ignore them, Super Sonic. They are just people who enjoy making fun of other people on the internet because they themselves have been victims of bullying or taunting at some point in their lives.

Tee Hee ^ ^

Or maybe, just maybe, such blatant dumbassedness begs to be mocked? If we let it slide, people will think it's okay to be a moron. Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand!
Super Sonic
May 30th, 2003, 04:22 PM
You're just mad because she called you pethetic and you didn't have a good comeback :rolleyes :(

Seriously Super Sonic, I hope someone breaks into your parent's house while they're sleeping and brutally rapes and murders and rapes again your parents and films it all and posts streaming video and picture galleries of the act on the internet and you are forever known as the loser Oliver Twist-style orphan whose parents were brutally slaughtered by the crazy rapist who caught off the hook even though he posted pictures of himself doing it ont he internet because your surviving family was too poor to afford a good lawyer so you're dead parents will never see justice.

FAG >:

Obviously you have major fucking issues, so I'm not even gonna waste my time thinking of a comeback.

Dissing someone on the internet makes you tough eh? You're the loser, you need to face the real world, although I imagine you are about as popular as Michael Jackson was when they said he "shagged" little boys.

Well, see ya (to the normal people here). Go fucking get some friends the rest of you.

Sorry about this, it's just sad people like you that ruin the internet.
Zhukov
May 30th, 2003, 04:30 PM
Fucking newbies. :|
Captain Robo
May 30th, 2003, 04:31 PM
Try not to gay anything up on your way out.
Super Sonic
May 30th, 2003, 04:51 PM
Try not to gay anything up on your way out.

The person who abuses people by calling them gay is more likely to be gay....

Tsk Tsk
SatnsAngel
May 30th, 2003, 04:51 PM
very nice super sonic... i agree with you completly
All the fags here do diss people on the internet b/c this way they wouldm't get their asses kicked the way they more then likely do in the real world... thats why they do it here.

yeah you all are probalby as hated as you say we are. I sure as hell think super and i have more friends in the real world. Sad that you all have to get yours on the fuckin computer.
FS
May 30th, 2003, 05:00 PM
I bet you have tons of friends in the Land of Tears. Pathos, the crying rabbit. Titus the Manic Depressive, King of Heartache Hill. And Steve the Suicidial Polkadot Grizzlybear!
HickMan
May 30th, 2003, 05:08 PM
Super Sonic, is it worth all of this just so you don't have to read the rules? Just read the rules. Or you will never, ever be accepted. Nobody will like you, nobody will post replies after you, nobody will want you to ruin a good post. You are on your merry way to all of these things.
Kurodo
May 30th, 2003, 05:09 PM
Satns, if you claim to have so many more friends than anyone here, why the fuck are you wasting your time getting made fun of here when you can be out with your friends smoking weed or some stupid shit like that?
SatnsAngel
May 30th, 2003, 05:30 PM
exactly... why the hell am i wasting my time.... well whatever. Im done.. I made my point.. Everyone have a beautiful time finding a life... Its been fun knowing out how pethetic you all are.


so long
Kurodo
May 30th, 2003, 05:34 PM
Take SuperSonic and Gothy with you. :(
The Retro Kat
May 30th, 2003, 05:57 PM
very nice super sonic... i agree with you completly
All the fags here do diss people on the internet b/c this way they wouldm't get their asses kicked the way they more then likely do in the real world... thats why they do it here.

yeah you all are probalby as hated as you say we are. I sure as hell think super and i have more friends in the real world. Sad that you all have to get yours on the fuckin computer.

We diss people on the internet here b/c its a MOCKERY FORUM!
Carnivore
May 30th, 2003, 06:30 PM
exactly... why the hell am i wasting my time.... well whatever. Im done.. I made my point..

You mean there was a point to all your asinine, worthless, middling ranting? Did anyone else get the point? Was it to illustrate to new posters here what not to do? :confused
Esuohlim
May 30th, 2003, 08:17 PM
OH LAND OF TEARS, THE CITY OF DISPAIR
WHERE NOTHING IN LIFE IS REMOTELY FAIR
NO ONE IS HAPPY, NO ONE IS GLAD
THE ENTIRE POPULATION IS SAD, SAD, SAD
RAIN POURS DOWN FROM THE SKY OVERHEAD
BUT THE RAIN TURNS INTO TEARS INSTEAD
THE CLOUDS HANG LOW, OMINOUS AND GRAY
AND THEY NEVER EVER SEEM TO GO AWAY

:cry
Schimid
May 30th, 2003, 09:18 PM
:cry
NIGhtMAre
May 30th, 2003, 09:48 PM
^^^ WoRD! ^^^
Captain Robo
May 30th, 2003, 09:50 PM
Try not to gay anything up on your way out.

The person who abuses people by calling them gay is more likely to be gay....

Tsk Tsk

HAHA I AM RUBBER YOU KNOW >:
Anonymous
May 31st, 2003, 01:20 AM
More likely than what?
kellychaos
May 31st, 2003, 10:16 AM
OH LAND OF TEARS, THE CITY OF DISPAIR
WHERE NOTHING IN LIFE IS REMOTELY FAIR
NO ONE IS HAPPY, NO ONE IS GLAD
THE ENTIRE POPULATION IS SAD, SAD, SAD
RAIN POURS DOWN FROM THE SKY OVERHEAD
BUT THE RAIN TURNS INTO TEARS INSTEAD
THE CLOUDS HANG LOW, OMINOUS AND GRAY
AND THEY NEVER EVER SEEM TO GO AWAY

:cry

Milly's "Land Of Tears" poems remind me of the poems at the beginning of the chapters in Dean Koontz novels.

To the tearful newbies on their departure:

Don't let the cyber-door hit you in the ass! :)
Anonymous
May 31st, 2003, 10:18 AM
I liked 'Dragon Tears.' :<

One day I'll get around to re-reading it.
kellychaos
May 31st, 2003, 11:11 AM
Sometime when I was around 12 (maybe even a teenager) I thought "The Book Of Counted Sorrows" was an actual book from which he was quoting. :/ :dumbass
Captain Robo
May 31st, 2003, 11:21 AM
9/11 WE'LL NEVER FORGET