Why do McDonald's wipes have sperm killer in them?

[Zero Signal]

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[Psycho Squid]

Maybe because there is sperm in their food. I heard a lot of crazy shit that the workers do to their food so I wouldn't be surprised if somehow some sperm made it into the Big Macs.

[wreckreation]

so they would wipe off the food somehow with the wipes???
you are a moron. >:

[kinot]

Maybe because there is sperm in their food. I heard a lot of crazy shit that the workers do to their food so I wouldn't be surprised if somehow some sperm made it into the Big Macs.

duhhh I thought sperm grows in food

[wreckreation]

so are you. >: