King of the Video Store jobs

[Mockery]

I'm now an employee of VIDEO 2000 (and it's practically right across the street from where I live, so I can at least walk there). That's about the 6th different movie rental place I've worked at. They have some weird candy at this place too, there's giant sticks of bubble gum that are like half my height. o.O

[soundtest]

:party

Congrats man. You should take some pictures of this crazy candy. Then, get an enormous hard drive. Then rip to it every possible DVD they let you leave the store with. Then put them all on your proposed server. Then give me leech. :l33t

[FS]

Pfft, naming things "2000" is so 2000. :rolleyes

[Jixby Phillips]

DO THEY GHAVE HO(ME ALONE

[Mockery]

You should take some pictures of this crazy candy.

Yeah, I'll probably take some pictures of the place whenever my blog gets up and running. Because pictures of work are the things that people put in their very interesting blogs. It's a fact.

DO THEY GHAVE HO(ME ALONE

Yes. But I put on Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey instead.

http://www.billandted.org/pics/bj/btbjheaven2.jpg
http://www.billandted.org/pics/bj/deathshop.jpg

[whoreable]

We...we...We Love you guys.



FAGS!

[Rongi]

Congrats :(

The sad thing is, you probably make a lot more money then me :tear.

[Grazzt]

Post some pictures of robot Bill and Ted.

[NIGhtMAre]

Ted sucks. >:

[Skulhedface]

Yes but then Ted unplugged himself from the Matrix and became the ONE!.

MOST EXCELLENT, AGENT DUDE!

[executioneer]

lol :(

-willie

[McClain]

Does this video store you work at have Teen Wolf? I can't find any stores that carry that movie. Blockbuster and Hollywood don't.

[liquidstatik]

It comes on USA sometimes, I think I taped it last time. Wait, Isnt that the movie with Michael J. Fox? I think... :( :/

[McClain]

Yes, it stars Michael J. Fox. Two of the best five movies and one of the three best sitcoms from my childhood starred Michael J. Fox. I had his poster on my closet doors. I drew pictures of me and him hanging out in the park. He would push me on the swingset. Sometimes he'd do it so hard I'd fall off and scrape my knee. But we'd laugh because it was kinda' funny that someone so small had such enormous strength.
"Hahahaha!"

[Skulhedface]

I got Teen Wolf/ Teen Wolf 2 on DVD (it came on one disc) at Wal Mart for $8, and they had plenty more.

[pjalne]

Teen Wolf Too is on my bottom five list.

[kellychaos]

No one else is concerned that Mockery seems to have this freakish serial video rental store pathology? :eek

[Skulhedface]

No. I'd be concerned if Mock wanted to pathologically be an accountant.

[Anonymous]

Oh sure, crap on his dream.

[Professor Cool]

Welcome to the video rental business. :)

[Rev. Danno]

Today I started my Job @ starbucks...
I like it. I will take photo's of funny stuff If anything comes up, or anything out of the hand book that are stupid...
Congrats RoG!
I wanna see the Giant gum!!!

[Mockery]

I'll post the giant gum once my blog gets started up, I promise. :)

Ironically, some web company might be hiring me now... of course this happens AFTER I start working at my video store job. So, if this web place hires me, I have to feel like an asshole and go up to the video store and go, "Hi... um... yeah... you know about all those hours I said I could work? Well, I can't. See ya later!" If I do get the web job, I'll probably keep the video store job down to like 5-10 hours a week just so I can still get free shit. Besides, I don't know how I could go a week without the pleasure of stocking the porn room. :tear

[Rongi]

My blockbuster doens't have porn >:

Well...maybe a little snuff. But every video store needs at least one snuff film...right?

[Cap'n Crunch]

My cousin had a job at Blockbuster, and he got me games, and we beat 'em before they were even allowed to sell them in stores. It was pretty cool, but he quit because his friend got fired for telling off the cripple lady that worked there too. She was starting shit. >:

Do they have the Goonies there? I went to buy it today, and it was 30 bucks. I don't go past 20 bucks on a DVD, unless it is a season of a show. They don't have the Wizard up here to rent either. They better put that on DVD.

[Professor Cool]

I work at "Ken World Video's"

RoG, if theres anytime to work there take the Late Shift, play games and watch movies the whole time, the only souls that are out there is the Porn Freaks. So you'll only have to worry about your friends stopping by...

[pjalne]

My cousin had a job at Blockbuster, and he got me games, and we beat 'em before they were even allowed to sell them in stores. It was pretty cool, but he quit because his friend got fired for telling off the cripple lady that worked there too. She was starting shit. >:

Do they have the Goonies there? I went to buy it today, and it was 30 bucks. I don't go past 20 bucks on a DVD, unless it is a season of a show. They don't have the Wizard up here to rent either. They better put that on DVD.

The Wizard is only on DVD in Germany, where the English language version for some reason isn't included.

[kellychaos]

Stocking is one thing but I think that I'd be a tad apprehensive about cleaning the porn room. :/

[Mockery]

We have cameras in there, and if anybody is caught jerking off, I have given myself the authority to walk in there and kick his ass. It's really amazing how much time people spend in there though, like they really have to read every single box to make sure they choose the perfect porn for them.

[kellychaos]

Indeed, a grave responsibility. Many important factors involved in the decision making ... choice of orifice not being the least of them, to be sure. :)

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[Kurodo]

A couple stores by me have those big ass sticks of gum. I haven't gotten any though. They so cwazy. ö

[Rongi]

I know someone who accidently ate the entire stick. They had to get their stomach pumped :o