NEW MINIMOCK: "MY ASS IS BLEEDING!" by: -RoG-

[Mockery]

This one has been a while in the making. First I had to track down info on the film itself, which proved to be quite a daunting task. Then I had to get in touch with the creator of it (who was kind enough to send me a copy). Then I had to take a bunch of screenshots of it. Then I had to do an interview with him.

The things I do for a bleeding ass.

Take a look at one of the most bizarre (and amusing) 4-minute films you'll ever see. And once you're done reading my coverage of "My Ass Is Bleeding", enjoy my bonus interview with the creator, Jim Stramel. If you like what you read, by all means, order a copy of the film from Jim. He'll make you a copy for the cost of shipping and a blank tape... a damned good deal for 4 minutes of bleeding ass!

http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/boxes/ass-bleeding-box.jpg (http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Ass-Bleeding)
"MY ASS IS BLEEDING!" by: -RoG-
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Ass-Bleeding

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Pub Lover]

Is his Zombie movie, a differant Zombie movie, to the Zombie movie that you wish to make? :eek

[liquidstatik]

Ive never seen the movie. :( Anyway, I liked the interview.

[Poxpower]

Can't believe they'd waste all that good fake blood on silly little tests.
Well, it's good to know that a man can still make a movie about anoter man who roams the streets with a bleeding ass.

My theorie: he ate a razor blade. Possibly from a previous halloween.

[FS]

I for one would like to see a prequel to this movie, explaining just why his ass is bleeding. Perhaps "MY ASS ISN'T BLEEDING YET" or "MY ASS WILL BLEED SOON".

[Protoclown]

Ahh, where would you be if I hadn't told you about that movie? Nowhere, that's where! :P

[Cap'n Crunch]

Heh, that was pretty funny. I might order a tape if I can find a stamp. This was my favorite part:

http://www.vi2.com/getFile/179524.gif

BTW, how do you take screenshots off of your TV?

[Mockery]

Ahh, where would you be if I hadn't told you about that movie? Nowhere, that's where! :P

You mean if Jaeger hadn't told me about the movie. All you did was tell me about your bleeding ass, and while your medical problems might seem like an exciting topic, I'd rather not hear about them anymore. And stop sending me detailed photos of said problems! >:

BTW, how do you take screenshots off of your TV?

I use a camera and tell the TV to say "cheese". :rolleyes

[Protoclown]

Since when was my name Jaeger?

[Mockery]

Man, you lost more blood than I thought. :o

:bacos

[!!!!]

Mister Mockery, Bac O's aren't even made out of meat! What are you, a pansy? >: :meat

[Mockery]

type :bacos

[!!!!]

:picklehat

[Mockery]

type :bacos

[Mockery]

Is his Zombie movie, a differant Zombie movie, to the Zombie movie that you wish to make? :eek

Ack, I forgot to respond to ya. Damned work. >:

Anyway, no his zombie movie is something entirely different, but I definitely plan on keeping up to date with the project. He said he'd keep me posted with news about it... I hope it gets made.

[Blackjack]

Forgive me for being thicker than the offspring of a village idiot and a TV weather girl, but do we never learn WHY his ass was bleeding? Or is it a "draw your own conclusions, folks" sort of situation?

[Mockery]

Draw your own conclusions. Personally, I blame the little girl at the door.