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george
Jun 9th, 2003, 07:48 AM
how can these three things not be put together?

but i guess for the common good i will resist my natural instinct and love of denigrating others for flaws that they can not possibly hope to overcome and make jokes and amuse my self the imockery way:

http://www.farwestshow.com/images/plants.jpg
HELLO WE ARE VERY COLORFUL PLANTS

http://www.fesflowers.com/images/plants.jpg
SHUT UP COLORFUL PLANTS, YOU ARE SO NOT TOUGH, OR SMART, AND I BET YOU ARE INBRED AS WELL, NOT LIKE US GREEN PLANTS EVEN IF WE ARE ALL DUG UP AND DYING AND WHAT NOT WE ARE STILL SUPERIOR CAUSE WE UNDERSTAND BEING FUNNY AND SMART AND TOTALY HETERO UNLIKE YOU FLOWERY THINGS, YOU F'ING (watching language, no need to get banned yet) FLOWERY PLANTS ARE LOSERS

:(

AND WHAT ABOUT THE MONKEY POX??????? HOW CAN MONKEYPOX NOT BE RACIST??? dont blame me, blame god.

maybe you could private message god, and warn him about his inappropriate diseases that leads us astray in our comedy and sense of humor. does it help that i did not make a racist connection before i heard about the MONKEYPOX and then saw a commercial for THE COCHRAN FIRM?

i doubt it :(

what happened i-mockery? you used to be cool.
Anonymous
Jun 9th, 2003, 09:32 AM
all these uncool cats started showing up and less of them started leaving
glowbelly
Jun 9th, 2003, 01:09 PM
http://www.gelsons.com/images/events/gerbera.gif

HELLO! I AM PRETTY AND I LOVE YOU AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT INBRED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
kellychaos
Jun 9th, 2003, 01:18 PM
I've heard that royalty in the past was often inbred. You must not be a princess like you said. >:
glowbelly
Jun 9th, 2003, 01:20 PM
i never said i was a princess, dum dum.
kellychaos
Jun 9th, 2003, 01:25 PM
If a package comes to you from "Royal Supplies, Inc., don't sign for it. :/ Thank you in advance.
James
Jun 9th, 2003, 02:34 PM
I-Mockery sold out to the NAACP, so we're no longer allowed to call people watermelon-hoarding big-lipped jiggaboos.

But yeah, we needed a more sturdy set of rules because so many little bitches started coming around (I blame Mockery's association with Newgrounds and Fark). Since Rog's "no rules" rules weren't working out, we had to think of something else that would hopefully cause some of these new folk to slip up and be banned.

Still, I'm sure most, if not all, of you l33t homos can throw your weight around and do as you please anyway.
glowbelly
Jun 13th, 2003, 09:49 AM
shut up you cocksucking kike fag lesbian monkey pox ridden jesus beater
kellychaos
Jun 13th, 2003, 10:04 AM
Stupid, worthless, no good, God damned, freeloading, son of a bitch, retarded, big mouth, know it all, asshole, jerk!

http://www.judd-website.co.uk/images/bclub3.jpg
Jixby Phillips
Jun 13th, 2003, 02:39 PM
Fuck you, Kelly Chaos. FUCK YOU.
george
Jun 13th, 2003, 04:00 PM
my probiscus inserted in kelly's pistol = a top secreat gay joke type insult, cause i am so fucking clever.
Cybernetico
Jun 13th, 2003, 04:12 PM
http://www.judd-website.co.uk/images/bclub3.jpg
NOTINAGAYWAY
Jun 13th, 2003, 04:23 PM
...I am the l33test homo.
carey
Jun 14th, 2003, 07:35 AM
hey geo, what do you get when you cross 2 1/2 pounds of C4 with an old, beat-up frigidaire?










the best 0.000331 seconds of fun ever!!!(and a trip to the tarheel!)
kellychaos
Jun 14th, 2003, 10:22 AM
Fuck you, Kelly Chaos. FUCK YOU.

You just bought yourself another Saturday, mister!