I think I broke my fucking neck

[Rongi]

I got up out of bed and really really hurt it

I can't even move my head :(

[kellychaos]

You're just jealous of Bobo's hammer injury. You must wait at least a couple of days after the last user's injury in order to expect any sympathy. I only have so much love to give.

[Esuohlim]

KEEP THE WOUND ELEVATED AND GO TO TEH HOSPITAL.

[kellychaos]

Thanks mom. :/

[Rongi]

I put one of those hot water bottles one my neck and took some asprin. It's a little better now.

[AChimp]

You must have slept with your head between your legs again. :(

[Rongi]

Hey, don't tell me I'm the only one who has tried to give themselves head and fell asleep trying to do it >:

I mean...I'm not the only one...right?

[James]

OMG STOP BITCHING

[kellychaos]

I once had a bad dream that I was suffocating and woke to find my cat sleeping on my face. >:

[Rongi]

OMG STOP BITCHING

OMG IT'S LAMESMAN EVERYBODY! ROFL

[Matt Harty]

THANK YOU CAPTAIN ORIGINAL

[Rongi]

THANK YOU NON JOKE GETTER

[UnDeath]

YOUR WELCOME >:



:(

[Wiffles]

Aww.

*pat pats Rogni*

[FS]

I once woke up like that, with my head to the side and unable to move my neck without agonizing pain. I was scared to death cause I thought I was paralyzed or something. Then my mom came and told me to get out of bed and laughed when I said I couldn't. :tear

[Matt Harty]

THANK YOU NON JOKE GETTER

LOOK WHO'S NOT GETTING JOKES DADDY POONANI

[Jixby Phillips]

MATT "I HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD TO THIS THREAD" HARTY