Your goal in life. [Archive]

whoreable

Jun 9th, 2003, 09:03 PM

Mine is now a 73" tv.

Fuck being happy or making money or making a difference, I want the biggest damn tv I can get >:

Rongi

Jun 9th, 2003, 09:04 PM

To have a 54 inch penis >:

Geggy

Jun 9th, 2003, 09:19 PM

To own two cars of my dream, Volkswagon GTI VR6 and a Subaru Impreza WRX STi stationwagon.

Of course, I already own one of those. :)

oh, and a house with swimming pool in the backyard. I don't care how big the house is, it's got to have a pool.

HickMan

Jun 9th, 2003, 09:45 PM

My goal in life is to dance, dance, dance!!! :party

Ninjavenom

Jun 9th, 2003, 11:27 PM

Protoclown

Jun 9th, 2003, 11:59 PM

To take as many motherfuckers down with me as I can >:

Mockery

Jun 10th, 2003, 12:59 AM

I just want to make a web site.

Someday I'll reach for that dream. And that dream will then file a sexual harassment suit. :tear

Les Waste

Jun 10th, 2003, 01:03 AM

Websites are for chumps. Don't be a chump. >:

My goal in life is to invent a time machine so I can go back in time to when I was a kid and molest myself. I want to see myself wake up and see the look on my face when I see a grown-up version of myself sucking on my own scrotum. That's the kind of thing that would fuck someone up so badly, they would want to invent a time machine so they could go back in time to molest themselves.

Chumps. >:

Jeanette X

Jun 10th, 2003, 01:10 AM

I want to outlive every single person that I hate! I'll be 121! Mwa ha ha ha!
My Great-Grandpa Wilfred lived to be 103. Death was too afraid to go near him, because Wilfred would beat him up.

LegoLars

Jun 10th, 2003, 03:19 AM

my goal in life is to watch pokemon with crappy swedish voices and laugh.

Rev. Danno

Jun 10th, 2003, 04:47 AM

Les that really wasn't you from the futurer, That's just what you uncle told you.
My Goal is to give the world a coke, then take it back, & make 'em cry.
Or maybe just a giant robot to crush my foes...

moonlitnight

Jun 10th, 2003, 06:05 AM

I'd like to beat some people till you can trust in what they say >:

kellychaos

Jun 10th, 2003, 10:09 AM

I WANNA ROCK!!

http://www.vi2.com/getFile/176432.jpg

whoreable

Jun 10th, 2003, 10:38 AM

No its still the giant tv.

The_voice_of_reason

Jun 10th, 2003, 10:57 AM

To start a cult. We would whorship Sean Connery and kill Roger Moore, Pierce Brosnan, and whoever was that other fucker who played james bond. >:

whoreable

Jun 10th, 2003, 11:03 AM

I wanna die leaving some sort of stupid heirloom to one of my kids to pass along, just for the hell of it. Maybe a "Mystic Staple" or a "Holy #2 Pencil". I dunno, when i'm senile, i'll think of something. I'd probably make people sleep in a haunted house for my posessions, too.

I want to be turned into a pizza. Then all everyone I would know would be invited to a pizza party. My inheritance would be determined by the amount of pizza eaten after they were told about the pizza.

Matt Harty

Jun 10th, 2003, 11:34 AM

Cause a species to become extinct.

Kitty of Doom

Jun 10th, 2003, 12:30 PM

I would like to own a house far away from people and have a trampoline and a tire swing in the backyard. I've always wanted a trampoline of my own. Graduating would be nice too....

My great-great grandmother lived until she was 100, my great grandmother until she was 95 and my grandmother is still going strong so I think I might be around for awhile.

Sethomas

Jun 10th, 2003, 12:49 PM

This thread makes me wish Chagroth were still around.

For me, an English muffin would be nice.

UnDeath

Jun 10th, 2003, 12:57 PM

put my brain into a giant robot, to live forever. After I take over the world or the moon or maybe just piss off more texans.

Professor Cool

Jun 10th, 2003, 01:18 PM

To start a TV show and then intentionally get it kicked off the air and banned from all television.

It worked with "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper"

Cap'n Crunch

Jun 10th, 2003, 02:04 PM

Heh, :( .

Well, I want to hit the lottery and become a millionaire.

I might want to start a band if I have time to learn guitar.

whoreable

Jun 10th, 2003, 02:36 PM

But see I am REALLY gonna buy this tv, as soon as I get a real job. Then my life will be complete.

Or will it??

starz

Jun 10th, 2003, 03:24 PM

http://www.hoopeston.k12.il.us/users/2005/houserkatie/images/spongebob.gif

to kill the acter who voice-overs sponge-bob.. :|

Bennett

Jun 10th, 2003, 03:28 PM

she thinks she missed the train to mars...

Ninjavenom

Jun 10th, 2003, 03:46 PM

Whoreable, you sick fucker. :love

187

Jun 10th, 2003, 04:18 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

EAT AT JOEZ! ---------> http://www.outwar.com/page.php?x=1110027

whoreable

Jun 10th, 2003, 04:27 PM

Here it is. My new goal in life.
http://www.mitsubishi-tv.com/WS73711.html

Since you all care so much.

Rongi

Jun 10th, 2003, 04:29 PM

I think my friend has one of those :o

executioneer

Jun 10th, 2003, 07:02 PM

I WANT TO TOUCH A BOOBY :eek

-willie

Kurodo

Jun 10th, 2003, 07:39 PM

My TV is only 53".

I suck. :(

Immortal Goat

Jun 11th, 2003, 04:35 PM

I want to invent a device for my grave that when anyone comes to visit and they stand in front of the tombstone, a fake hand comes out of the ground and grabs their ankle as a speaker yells in my voice "HEY, GET THE FUCK OFF MY GRAVE!!!"

I realize that I wouldn't be around to enjoy the show, but still...

(i wonder if I could wire a camcorder to my 73" tv in heaven?)

jin

Jun 11th, 2003, 06:48 PM

I want to grow wings.

Anonymous

Jun 11th, 2003, 09:26 PM

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MISTER :<

AChimp

Jun 11th, 2003, 10:18 PM

My goal is to cover the Moon with jizz. Or at least do my part. :(

kellychaos

Jun 12th, 2003, 11:25 AM

My goal is to cover the Moon with jizz. Or at least do my part. :(

You could buy a crater and when the moon is full you could point to your jizz-filled crater, spastically jump around and proclaim "LookY that's my jizz-filled crater!" Like those star registry thingees. :)

Matt Harty

Jun 12th, 2003, 12:11 PM

My goal is too make emotes like this :< :> :< :> :< :> like it's something new to the world.

HAPPT DAYS :>

Jixby Phillips

Jun 12th, 2003, 03:17 PM

MATT "I HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD TO THIS THREAD" HARTY

HickMan

Jun 12th, 2003, 04:13 PM

I promised myself as my goal in life... To kill at least one person.
Could be an accedent, or it could be deliberate. You never know.
I just want to kill somebody that I just plain hate.

Wiffles

Jun 12th, 2003, 10:55 PM

My goal is to become a pastry chef ^_^

Evil Robot

Jun 13th, 2003, 12:17 AM

I want to take a shit in whiffle's mouth. :(

sadie

Jun 13th, 2003, 09:48 PM

self-actualization.

Evil Robot

Jun 13th, 2003, 10:37 PM

At first, I had never heared of the phrase "self-actualization". However, after a few long seconds of searching the "internet" I discovered a graph which put my whole life into perspective.

http://www.performance-unlimited.com/Site%20Graphics/mp2.gif

Thank you sadie, thank you.

Jeanette X

Jun 13th, 2003, 10:53 PM

I've learned about Maslow. Interesting guy.

whoreable

Jun 13th, 2003, 10:56 PM

yea i remeber that now too.

my pyramid would probaly have my big tv on the 3rd level though.

kellychaos

Jun 14th, 2003, 10:46 AM

Yeah, but your knobby, purple dildo would bring you back down a level or so. It's a points thing. :)