I'LL TELL YOU WHAT ALL!

[mburbank]

THERE OUGHTA BE A DAMN BOBBLE HEAD OF ME! MONKEY POX? THAT'S A CONSPIRACY IF I EVER SAW ONE! I SAW ME THAT MOVIE WITH THEM TWO AMERICAN IDOL KIDS IN IT?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY GIVE A PG 13 TO A MOVIE WHERE COMPUTER ANIMATED FISH FUCK! WHAT WORLD! ONLY IN AMERICA! THE OTHER DAY? I HAD YAKOV SMYRNOV RIGHT UP THE ASS! ANYWAY I THOUGHT IT WAS YAKOV, BUT IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST THIS PASSED OUT HOMLESS GUY. WHY I THOUGHT YAKOV SMYRNOFF WOULD BE UNCONCIOUS DRUNK BEHIND THE 7-11 IS ANYBODIES GUESS! KNOW HOW I KNOW WHEN I'M IN THE SOUTH? MORE SOUTHERN STATE LICENCES PLATES ON CARS!

[Jixby Phillips]

F*CK ALL YALL TERORSITS

[Protoclown]

THAT IS SO MUCH BULLSHIT

[mburbank]

BULLSHIT!? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S BULLSHIT! SOME GUY AHEAD OF ME IN THE TWELVE ITEM ONLY LINE SAYING HIS TWO SIXPACKS COUNT AS ONE ITEM CAUSE THEY'RE ALL BEER?! A BAG OF PEANUTS?! WHEN DID A BAG OF PEANUTS GET TO BE LUNCH SERVICE?!

[Protoclown]

SPEAKING OF "NUTS", YOU'RE IT, PAL

[Cybernetico]

When I wake up in the morning
And the clock lets out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time
By the time I got my books I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus slide by

It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell

If the teacher pops a test I know I'm a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night
Ridin low in my chair she won't know tha t I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrw it'll be all RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIIIIIGGGHHHHTTTT

It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.
It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.

[mburbank]

really tiny black on black print is an enormous turn on.

[Protoclown]

SO IS COMEDY YOU SEXXXY STAR :love

[HickMan]

mburbank's avatar gives me nightmares.

NOW THAT IS F*CKED UP.

[Schimid]

How can HIS give you nightmares when Protoclown has a freaking clown on his? Weirdo.

[HickMan]

LOOK AT THE EYES. OH THE EYES :eek

[mburbank]

OKAY 'BIG GULP, SURE, FINE, I GET THAT, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS THIS 'COLOSSAL GULP' I MEAN, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IS ANYONE THAT THIRSTY?! SERIOUSLY!!!

[FS]

Why don't you just lay off, huh? JUST LAY OFF.

[mburbank]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN COUSINS MARRY, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN! HEY, BUDDY, YOU LAY OFF! DO I COME TO WHERE YOU WORK AND KNOCK THE COCKS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?!

[Jixby Phillips]

I'M GOING TO MARRY THIS THREAD SOME DAY *TWIRLS*

[Protoclown]

I FUCKING HATE WEDDINGS, MAN. I MEAN, WHAT'S WITH ALL THAT GAY DANCING, HUH?? AND YOU MEAN I GOTTA BUY AN EXPENSIVE GIFT LIKE A TOASTER OR SOME SHIT JUST BECAUSE TWO PEOPLE ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER AND FUCKING???

FUCK THAT NOISE, MISTER

[HickMan]

I'M NEVER GETTING MARRIED. MY PARENTS ARE THE MOST MISERABLE PEOPLE I KNOW. BECAUSE OF ME AND MY BROTHER. I'M NOT GOING TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE THEY DID. THEY GOT A PEPPER SHAKER AS A PRESENT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT. YOU COULD FUCK WITHOUT BEING MISERABLE TOO THIS PLANET IS FUCKED UP.

[Cybernetico]

WELCOME TO 1996

[HickMan]

1996 SUCKED. NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED. I WANT TO FORGET 1996 AND HAVE ANOTHER 1989 >:.

[Protoclown]

You just don't "get" it, do you? :rolleyes

[Cybernetico]

1996 SUCKED. NOTHING GOOD HAPPENED. I WANT TO FORGET 1996 AND HAVE ANOTHER 1989 >:.


...Infiltrate... ...the enemy fortress... ...Outer Heaven!
...Destroy... ...the final weapon... ...Metal Gear!

[HickMan]

THAT GAME WAS FUCKED UP

[glowbelly]

i hate when stupid fuckheads ruin max's good threads >:

[Grazzt]

I'm that thirsty. I could drink Lake Michigan right now.

[mburbank]

Think of my good threads as sandcastles, effemeral in nature and by design.

That being said, a lot of human waste washes up on the beach when the tide comes in.

[glowbelly]

SEE WHAT I FUCKING MEAN?! >:

[Grazzt]

Oh, sure. Blame the comic guy.

[Cybernetico]

Oh, sure. Blame the comic guy.


WEN CHIKENS TAK OVER TEH WORLD I WILL SIT WIT DEM IN MA' CHIKEN SUIT AN THONG111111111

yup yup

[HickMan]

:bestthread

[Cybernetico]

I'm too drunk to drive, so I'm gonna walk all over you

[mburbank]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS 'RAP' SHIT ANYWAYS? ARE THOSE KIDS ACTUALLY SAYING ANYTHING? 'CAUSE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND ONE DAMN WORD! IS IT ME? IS IT ME?!?!? WHY IS MOVIE POPCORN SO DAMN BIG? WHO NEEDS THAT MUCH DAMN POPPED CORN?!?

[Cybernetico]

You should collect all your posts in this thread and make a V.D. out of it

[center:dce78c0e07]I noticed this a while back, but you have far too many Game Overs [/center:dce78c0e07]

[Protoclown]

Hey, Cybernetico!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[george]

how come nobody has the username of the computer from transformers?

and max, just to make you feel better about the world, there is a new toy in the world called water worm. it looks like a double ended dildo and you have to squeeze really hard to get it to spurt from the end. this post would have been much better if i could have found a picture of this fantastic new toy. much better by far.

cybernetico, please allow me to explain: getting people here to tell you to shut up is not ROCKING THE BOAT, or GETTING OUR GOATS, OR EVEN UNUSUAL.

it is boring. get funny or get the fuck out.

[executioneer]

http://www.adorablekidsdressup.com/Cloud%20Nine%20Images/Outdoor/Waterworms.jpg

-willie

[kellychaos]

Think of my good threads as sandcastles, effemeral in nature and by design.

That being said, a lot of human waste washes up on the beach when the tide comes in.

How ironic. I kind of think of my poo like that ... almost hate to clean the pallet. The multi-colored "works" disturb me, though. Why are they like that?! Why, God , WHY?! Oop, gotta go. Work in progress. ;)