Noob3's Diary

[noob3]

I'm too lazy to register at one of those REAL journal places, so.

3:59, June 10th

It's hot, I can shake my head like a dog. Shit is going to start melting. I need a haircut. My eyes burn. It's 4:00 now, although my clock may be wrong. It probably is. My room smells funny, stupid room.

[noob3]

4:04

I IMed Chojin about my new awsome diary, he yelled at me about already reading it or something. I drank all of my Coca Cola .5 liter bottle. I'd get another out of the fridge, but it's too hot to get up. Maybe if I'll get a hot pocket, too. Yeah, that'd make the trip worthwhile. Eyes still burn.

4:06 Edited thread twice, actually once. But I'm editing again now, so.

[Rongi]

it's 5:07 >:

[noob3]

4:07

Going to kitchen, be back later, guys!

[noob3]

4:13

Expressed diary thread regrets to Chojin over AIM, Chojin reassured awsomeness of diary thread. Hot Pocket I made is delicious.

[noob3]

4:20

It's actually 4:19, but I thought updating as 4:20 would be funnier. Because, like, that's when people smoke marijuana. Donated 34 cents to Chojin's cause, you should too. Okay, now it's 4:20.

[noob3]

4:27

I don't think I can finish this hot pocket, It's a BBQ one. And I usually like them, but not today.

Mood - Squimish
Music - Dead Kennedys - Police Truck

[noob3]

4:32

Okay, I ate all of the Hot Pocket. Now I feel fat.

Mood - Dissapointed, fat.
Music - Jesus Lizard - Boilermaker

[Rongi]

I can't find Jesus Lizard on kazaa :(. Wtf?

[noob3]

4:35

Sister yelled at me, "Your music sucks, turn it down". She also made me open a salsa jar, which I opened after a slight struggle.

Mood - Girly
Music - Modest Mouse - Interstate 8

[Anonymous]

http://www.countrybumpkin.com.au/awards/images/first_place_ribbon.gif

[Rez]

wow, you havent mentioned kidnapping renee and bringing her out to boring-ass okla-fuckin-homoa.
stalker.

[Esuohlim]

Can't you see he already has a full schedule planned today?

[noob3]

6:58

Oklahoma sure is exciting, I sure would like to kidnap somone and bring them here. Not much has happened since my last journal entry.

Mood - Excited.
Music - Big Black - Texas

[noob3]

7:18

These $5.00 Wal-Mart flip flops hurt my toes, and I am out of soda.

Mood - Sad, Jittery.
Music - Aesop Rock - Labor

[!!!!]

Target has flipflops for $2.

[Miss Modular]

I've always wanted to say this, but...

Noobalicious

[noob3]

3:30

I need to be asleep, I want to be asleep. I like being up late, but I don't like waking up 12-3. I also don't like waking up in the morning, which is the most boreingest thing ever in the summer. I'm eating a Yoplait "Original", Strawberry Cheesecake. It's good. I love yogurt. It's still hot. Not the yogurt! My room, the yogurt is cool and equally yummy.

Mood - Bored, restless.
Music - HBO white noise, omg a Feature Presentation. It's rated R. For violence, nudity, adult content & adult language. I didn't catch it's name, though. The beggining scene has some druggies. I just got done watching some lame-o movie where it plays the song that has the same name as the movie in the credits. Needless to say, that movie sucked.

[noob3]

3:34

This movie sucks.

[noob3]

3:38

Random prostitute in movie had cute hair, although I think that was at 3:37.

[noob3]

3:49

Tripped on house fan turning up TV volume, I don't have a remote. I only turned up the volume because I think it's a murder mystery, a cheesy murder mystery at that. And I like murders, and mystery. Threw away yogurt cup, put spoon in the sink. The main girl in the film is ugly, her face looks sunken in. Like a zombie's head, she has a pretty nasty hair-do, too. And some guy keeps saying she is "beautiful", it's the guy who was the horror-geek from Scream. I think.

[noob3]

4:46

I was going to draw a picture of the zombie rat woman, but I remembered my monitor was broken and I can't distinguish the colors in the color palet, so.

Mood - Sad :(

[noob3]

4:59

Day recap - Sat around in my hole.

[noob3]

5:44

I thought I saw a monster in my window. It wasn't a monster.

[Lenor]

noob.. i love your journal.. its just wonderful :)

[Anonymous]

I had a daydream after I woke up that Boogie locked this thread and I was forced to kick his ass :<

[Carnivore]

You're just hoping to get a rise out of someone with your support of this thread, Chojin. Well, I see right through your sinister plot and I'll not dance to your nefarious tune! :|

[The Retro Kat]

If there are three things I heart in this world, its
naked chicks
marijuana
and noob's journal.

[Secret Agent Vomit]

DRUGZ! DRUGZ! :shocked

Keep updating Noob3. :goth

[noob3]

6:04

It's still hot, but now it's stuffy. I woke up at 5:00 something, in the putrid humidity. I had to peel myself out of my sheets, it was disgusting. Since then I have done alot of nothing, although my sister came home from rehab today, asking me about roaches. What the fuck, wern't you just in rehab? I need to wash my sheets, they're starting to smell bad. I drool alot, I have a deviated septum. Yup.

Mood - Shit
Music - Big Black - The Sound of Impact [Side 2]

[noob3]

6:10

Stupid dishwasher

[Esuohlim]

Your life is so much more interesting than mine. :(

[Anonymous]

yeah. i'm kinda envious :<

[noob3]

10:02

It's raining horizontal, scary. I ate at Fazolis, I got a small spaghetti with 3 extra meatballs. I hit on the breadstick chick, oh yeah. I love Mr. Pibb.

Mood - Happy, Full.
Music - Don Caballero - The Peter Criss Jazz

[noob3]

10:12

Oh yeah, and my mom wouldn't give me money for a Cheesecake. I'll kill her.

[Matt Harty]

10:02

It's raining horizontal, scary. I ate at Fazolis, I got a small spaghetti with 3 extra meatballs. I hit on the breadstick chick, oh yeah. I love Mr. Pibb.



... I wish I could live this kind of exciting life. :(

I hate having friends! >:

[Jixby Phillips]

MATT "I HAVE SOMETHING TO ADD TO THIS THREAD" HARTY

[Secret Agent Vomit]

3:14 pm

I'm glad you typed that in all caps, Jixby. :)

Mood: :chatter

[The Retro Kat]

10:12

Oh yeah, and my mom wouldn't give me money for a Cheesecake. I'll kill her.

That bitch, kick her in the nuts.

Man, I'm getting involved in the great life of noob3. What's to happen to him next, find out next time on, noob3's exciting online journal!

[noob3]

3:08

These flip flops sound exactly like two people are walking, leading me to believe somone is following me at times. I learned a Kraftwerk song on my bass, hurray. I smoke too much pot.

[Jixby Phillips]

OKAY, I AM JUST MAKING THIS PART BIGGER IN CASE FOR RETROCAT DOESN'T SEE THIS:

I smoke too much pot.

OKAY RETROCAT YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR EYES BACK UP :lol

[noob3]

3:55

I soiled my journal with a marijuna reference, now I am sad.

Mood - Sad

[The Retro Kat]

I commend you for your courage of the marijuana preference. Keep on tokin' my friend.

EDIT:I meant reference, I will now go and die, and by die I mean probably smoke some pot.

[kellychaos]

Waitin' for the paranoia to commence.

[Esuohlim]

I swear to God, stuff like this never happens to me. :(

[noob3]

7:28 pm

Seven fucking pee-em. Mother fuckers.

Mood - Groggy
Music - The Rentals - Friends of P

[executioneer]

NOOB U STOLE MY IDEA :(

-willie

[noob3]

June 21st, 1:08 AM

Today I saw the hulk, it was good. I'm such a loser, it's sad and I hate myself. Okay, I went with my 1 friend and his girlfriend. We sit on the 3rd row from the 1st, because we all snuck in way late and didn't have time to go find better seats. Probably because thier wern't any. Anyways, I sit next to a chubby punk rockish chick who is sitting next to girl/boy/girl/boy/girl/boy troop of scragly hipsters about my age. My friend and his girl tried to bugger me into talking to her, and I didn't because I am such a wiener. I wrote a song about it

It's too good for you.

Yeah.

[Professor Cool]

I love cheescake....

[Orange Juice Bruce]

This thread has a post list that consists of 3 responses...

A: Chuck Baxter telling us how boring his life is.. (understood)

B: People telling Chuck Baxter he is funny and sucking his cock.

C: And me, making fun of the people who suck his cock....but I guess to keep with the theme of this thread...

"Man, I wish MY life was as cool as YOURS is, Noob!"

[Rongi]

You rebel you.

[CaptainBubba]

D. People who's lives are honestly and truly not as cool as noob's.

I have no friend's to see the Hulk with. And there is no movie theater within a 2 hour drive to see it in. We don't have fazzoli's either. Or any Mr.Pib. We do have monsters that look through our window's though. :)

[The Retro Kat]

This thread has a post list that consists of 3 responses...

A: Chuck Baxter telling us how boring his life is.. (understood)

B: People telling Chuck Baxter he is funny and sucking his cock.

C: And me, making fun of the people who suck his cock....but I guess to keep with the theme of this thread...

"Man, I wish MY life was as cool as YOURS is, Noob!"

*cough


And boy, you sure are doing a swell job of making fun of the people who suck his cock, you should go back to, um...*cough, sucking cock.

[Rev. Danno]

Noob!
What did you do next...
my weekend sucks, First I have to wait for the next Strongbad E-mail,
Now I'm waiting for the next noob update (8:52 Pacific)

[noob3]

June 22, 1:55

Last night I hung out with a girl I met on the internet awhile ago. I thought we had a good time.. Then she told me she was dissapointed that I wasn't a crazy internet killer.

Music - Melvins - Honey Bucket
Mood - Sad

[noob3]

Tuesday, July 29th 8:28

Uhh, today I bored Hobo Renee on the phone. I got back from Arkansas yesterday, it sucked.

I'm listening to ROCK LOBSTER COVER BY BOTCH

[noob3]

8:30

I just bumped my diary, with a faux diary entry. It's still July 29th.

Music - Isis - Collapse and Crush
Mood - Bored

[noob3]

8:31

I now realize I don't need that comma in that last entry. I'd edit it, but I'd much rather write about it. And there's not even alot to write about.

Music - 4 second .wav clip of Jesus Lizard's Wheelchair Epidemic, being looped over and over. It's driving me insane. I don't even know why I have it.

[noob3]

8:34

Hey everybody, you're all fucked up! Have you been smoking pot?

Dun, duna, dun-nah.

That's how the loop goes. The bottom part, yeah, that's the bass. I've changed the song since then, though.

[noob3]

8:43

My friend's whining to me about how he was buying Fancy Feast at Walgreens, and saw some cute chicks but couldn't hit on them. He wanted to, though. He couldn't because he was buying fancy feast. Or something, I don't know, man.

I uploaded the loop.

http://www.geocities.com/not_noobe/wheelchair.mp3

[Rongi]

Page not available :(

[noob3]

8:46

Rogni is silly, he needs to copy and paste.

Music - Volcano Suns - Hey, Monarch
Mood - Still bored.

[Black Flag]

this thread makes me miss the old i-mockery hijinks :(

[Rev. Danno]

I tell you... The old forum "Jumped the Shark" during the Mock-Wars threads, or was it when Jager and Proto adopted that asian girl and Carnivore got a monkey for a side-kick... No, it was when that fucking spin-off "Doppa loves -RoGgY-... that was fucking retarded.
Every once in a great while nick@nite will air the early episodes, you know the ones before Max Burbank was Jewish, Jixby was just an imaginary friend, & Hobo was played by a puppet...
You knew the show was doomed when they introduced Cousin Achimp ....

[Hobo Renee]

Yeah, but I'm glad that I don't have that hand up my ass anymore.

[TeRRaNuSER]

1:22 i just hit on a chick that was eating fancy feast in an alley

[FS]

Does this thread say "TeRRaNuSER's diary"? I don't think it says "TeRRaNuSER's diary". :rolleyes

[TeRRaNuSER]

4:04 i am now plotting the death of FS :die

mood -soo, muuch, haaate.....

[The Retro Kat]

Retardation at its finest.

[TeRRaNuSER]

wonders if that was a compliment or not :confused
eh uh.. thanks kat:shocked

[MrAdventure]

^_^