R.I.P David Brinkley

[mburbank]

Much sadness

[mysteryman]

I concur

[Matt Harty]

The one function that TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were

[Geggy]

Good night, David...

[mburbank]

Well, at least Gregory Peck is still ali-

OH GOD DAMNIT!

[Geggy]

We still have Patrick Cranshaw...


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:hypno

[Cosmo Electrolux]

who's next... Jack Palance or Bob Hope?

[glowbelly]

YOU!! :eek

[mburbank]

hi cosmo

[glowbelly]

hi max

[mburbank]

hi darlin'.

[kellychaos]

Makes you feel kind of old when someone you grew up with passes ... sad. :( < moment of silence > Ahem! K, on to new business. Death Pool 2003! Who heads the list?

[mburbank]

Ronald Reagan, the Pope and Bob Hope are neck and neck and neck.

[kellychaos]

Ronald Reagan, the Pope and Bob Hope are neck and neck and neck.

There's enough chicken necks there for a Popeye's 20-piece.

This just in! Strom Thurmon dead ... well ... he will be soon:

Link From The Future News (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/stromobit1.html)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Hi Max! Hi Glowbelly!

what about Jesse Helms? is that rotton old douchbag still around? I think he or Pat Robertson should die next...someone who really deserves it...

[Geggy]

Pat Robertson almost died once of prostate cancer, unfortunately he used the money that he scammed out of the followers, whom i sympathize the most, and paid the doctor to operate on it.
Scam artists such as televangelists need to be put to death so we can take thier money and use it for real purposes which they had lied to use about, instead they spend it on landing strips and mansions on top of mountains. Jesus would be pretty fucking pissed if he ever found out they've been using his name to rake in the cash for themselves.

[kellychaos]

Mental Note: Bad time to hype "The Church of Kelly" :/

[Geggy]

Fuck you and fuck church of kelly. All church must be brought down except for the south. They know how to rock jesus's world.

[kellychaos]

You seem troubled, my son. :)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

FUCK!!! It was Hume Cronyn....goddamnit, why couldn;t it have been Falwell....

:(

[Geggy]

Cuz God hates fags and wouldn't escort their soul into heaven as they die, or at least that's what Jerry Falwell says. I find it odd that he accused the teletubbies of being homosexuals just because he thought one of the teletubbie's headgears resembled as a shape of a penis. where the fuck ever he gets that idea from, I don't know, but then he might be a little gay himself.

[kellychaos]

Well, I think there's two distinct parts of the brain battling it out in guys like that. They have a dirty mind and a guilty conscience and have a hard time reconciling the two. Forsooth! These are the same types of guys that would have been flogging themselves in the middle ages, methinks.