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Johnny Horton
Jun 13th, 2003, 04:08 PM
And the chicks I get are pretty cool, smart, funny, and attractive. I used to just think they wanted me for my clean cut good looks and all my money, but even on Halloween, when I was wearing gore effects and driving a hearse, lots of chicks still seemed to want to hang out with me. Why is it? Perhaps it's because I'm so happy and always having a good time. Perhaps it's because I just really love women and that shows. They say it's because I'm so kind and generous and really thoughtful. I don't like to buy affection and I don't like shallow people, so I tend to meet a lot of women on the internet, where I connect with them on the basis of my winning personality. I do try to be thoughtful though and always send cards out for birthdays. It's a small thing, but hey, it's important to acknowledge chicks.






Because then they throw lots of pussy at me.
Cybernetico
Jun 13th, 2003, 04:15 PM
http://www.adoptionfor.ourfamily.com/images/pillow_samich.jpg
Anonymous
Jun 13th, 2003, 06:00 PM
Pussies are sharp :<
HickMan
Jun 13th, 2003, 10:11 PM
Johnny, you my friend, are a pimp.
Protoclown
Jun 13th, 2003, 11:17 PM
HICK MAN YOU MY FRIEND ARE A GIMP
whoreable
Jun 13th, 2003, 11:25 PM
PROTOCLOWN YOU WALK WITH A LIMP
Esuohlim
Jun 13th, 2003, 11:40 PM
THE NEXT POST HAD BETTER BE FROM ACHIMP
AChimp
Jun 14th, 2003, 12:28 AM
Werd. ;)
Royal Tenenbaum
Jun 14th, 2003, 12:29 AM
:standingovation
executioneer
Jun 14th, 2003, 05:09 AM
I heart rhyme jokes :(

-willie
Yep.
Jun 15th, 2003, 01:58 AM
Johnny, I think the ladies think you are a homosexual.
Or hot and usable.
Will you touch my erectum????
Protoclown
Jun 15th, 2003, 10:24 AM
I didn't mean to start that BULLSHIT :(
FS
Jun 15th, 2003, 11:04 AM
Well you did so get OVER IT
Esuohlim
Jun 15th, 2003, 12:18 PM
It was fun, you have to ADMIT
Royal Tenenbaum
Jun 15th, 2003, 01:00 PM
that Johnny Horton isn't FIT
noob3
Jun 15th, 2003, 01:20 PM
blah blah blah blah TIT
Protoclown
Jun 16th, 2003, 12:19 AM
GOD DAMMIT
noob3
Jun 16th, 2003, 06:23 AM
IF THE GLOVE DOES NOT FIT, YOU MUST AQUIT
Grazzt
Jun 16th, 2003, 06:52 AM
MY MOTHER THREW A FIT
noob3
Jun 16th, 2003, 09:46 AM
Grazzt ruined IT

Everyone can go home now
noob3
Jun 16th, 2003, 09:46 AM
siugh
kellychaos
Jun 16th, 2003, 12:05 PM
Don't get in a snit ... stay and sit.
Protoclown
Jun 16th, 2003, 12:24 PM
CUT IT THE FUCK OUT
Royal Tenenbaum
Jun 16th, 2003, 01:06 PM
LOOK, YOU MADE PROTO SHOUT
kellychaos
Jun 16th, 2003, 01:08 PM
He doesn't have to POUT!
Helm
Jun 17th, 2003, 10:39 AM
Join resident genius Jeff Fitzgerald on a hilarious romp through the history of jazz.
Carnivore
Jun 17th, 2003, 02:31 PM
In World War II, my grandfather killed a filthy Kraut!

Edit: God damn you, Helm. May you roast for eternity in the fires that burn but do not consume!
Helm
Jun 17th, 2003, 03:28 PM
I think it's safe to say I totally saved this thread.