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george
Jun 13th, 2003, 09:16 PM
Date: Fri, 13 Jun 2003 21:26:51 -0400
From: gg <georgied1313@excite.com>
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To: <cpr@caterinar.com>
Subject: Stop it Right Now

Dear Ms(?) Rando,

It has come to my attention that you have misappropriated my intellectual property. For the last three years I have been developing a sexually ambiguos character named The Amazing Rando. Rando has had many adventures, and become internationally loved.

Apparently you have decided to try and link your horrible books and articles to the high quality entertainment provided by my character by using the last Name Rando to plug really bad books, and to lure people in to some sort of Rando based cult.

While my Rando is of questionable sexuality, you have taken the nature of the joke too far. Are you even human? You sort of appear to be a freaky sort of asexual walrus, or that dumpy chick that made that horrible Greek Wedding movie.

Please stop ruining the good name of my character. Go back to Walrus Towne and peddle some of your crap to your brothers (or sisters as the case may be).

Yours in spite

George


http://www.caterinar.com/headshots/Rando.Red_Jacket.140.jpg

whoreable
Jun 13th, 2003, 09:40 PM
hah

sadie
Jun 13th, 2003, 09:45 PM
that is one large face.

george
Jun 13th, 2003, 09:46 PM
i really hope she answers, really i do :)

sadie
Jun 13th, 2003, 09:50 PM
psst: hi. :)

george
Jun 13th, 2003, 09:54 PM
what are you doing july 4th weekend sadie?

come to maryland, i am going to a hippie/blues festival. it is going to be cool.

did i mention it is in support of legalizing the only natural product i enjoy.

ps: HI :)

FS
Jun 14th, 2003, 06:54 AM
You should've added a PS about her "huge knockers".

george
Jun 14th, 2003, 09:55 AM
they are huge are'nt they

kellychaos
Jun 14th, 2003, 10:12 AM
unnaturally so :/

sadie
Jun 19th, 2003, 07:18 PM
what are you doing july 4th weekend sadie?
i've got a band gig the 4th. email me the details: saltie_sadie@yahoo.com. :)

Evil Robot
Jun 19th, 2003, 08:54 PM
If photoshop was working on my computer, I'd give her hard nipples visible through her clothes and some mustache stubble.

Protoclown
Jun 19th, 2003, 10:48 PM
Dude, there's plenty of spank material to be found on the net. You don't need to make your own.