george names the planets after you

[george]

i have deided to start my own Planet Registry business.

please apply now.

[whoreable]

doesnt some dude clain to own the whole universe or something? and he would sell planets to actors?

[Anonymous]

yeah. he was on conan once. bastard

[george]

i bet i could kick his ass, so the UNIVERSE IS MINE.

[UnDeath]

I want mars. I'll give you $5 and a cookie.

[ItalianStereotype]

i think that guy only claimed the moon, so the rest of the universe is still up for grabs.

oh, and jupiter would be mine.

[george]

and the next thing you know everyone wants to be Mr. Black

[Jeanette X]

I will pay you $5000 to rename that new planetlike object that they discovered "Bacchus" instead of "Quaoar". >: Why would you break on the Roman theme all of a sudden?
And the moon already has a name. Its "Luna".

[Geggy]

I want to live on Venus where all the women are.

[The_voice_of_reason]

They broke the roman theme because it's not a solar system planet.

[Evil Robot]

I dont give a shit about any of them planet things, but I'll pay you $2000.00 to kill my previous employer.

[Daphne]

Daphne is a nice name :)

[Jeanette X]

They broke the roman theme because it's not a solar system planet.
The asteroid belt isn't a planet, but the major asteroids have Roman names. >:
And Quaoar IS in the solar system, dildo. It is in the Kuiper Belt beyond Neptune that orbits the sun. >:
I'm the science person around here, not you, you little smartass. >:

Anyway, Daphne was a nymph who was chased by Apollo and she turned into a Laurel tree.

[CrapOnAStick]

I want a ring of saturn to be named "lol". I pay 2 dolla. K thx bai.

[feelevil]

oh, and jupiter would be mine.

n uranus wud b Rongi's??

::Ljdsa;f

[Rongi]

Zing!

[AChimp]

I won't pay you anything, but if you name a planet after me I promise not to make you feel guilty for telling me that you'll send stuff and not sending it. >:

[The_voice_of_reason]

They broke the roman theme because it's not a solar system planet.
The asteroid belt isn't a planet, but the major asteroids have Roman names. >:
And Quaoar IS in the solar system, dildo. It is in the Kuiper Belt beyond Neptune that orbits the sun. >:
I'm the science person around here, not you, you little smartass. >:


I am sorry just read an article about extrasolar planets and thought they named the one found orbiting Epsilon Eridani Quaoar for some reason.

I probably shouldn't have made such a stupid mistake, after all I am going to University of Arizona next year and my intended major is astonomy :/

[Jeanette X]

Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. Hell, I could barely even remember how to spell Quaoar.

[Hobo Renee]

I thought that george was going to tell me which planet is most like me. Now I'm disapointed.

[FS]

I want that Millenium planet they discovered. Or Pluto, if it's not available.

[george]

http://www.rockhardplace.com/horror/images/ironmaiden/eddie-bill%20gates.jpg

SORRY GUYS, BILL GATES AND EDDIE ACTUALLY OWN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, AND I DONT NEED THAT FUCKER EDDIE TURNING UP IN THAT OUTFIT HE WORE FOR STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND OR BILL GATES TURNING UP AT ALL.

so the planet naming business is defunct, cause i cant kick eddies ass.

[Geggy]

But I still get to live on Venus, right?

[Darryl]

>:

[AChimp]

I'm gonna sue. :(

[pjalne]

Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. Hell, I could barely even remember how to spell Quaoar.

What does it mean anyway?

I'd like to live on Bacchus :( It's the party planet.

[Jeanette X]

What does it mean anyway?



The Quaoar Myth
The Tongva people conceived of the god Quaoar as being neither male nor female - (though the god is referred to as 'he' presumably for convenience). He is really a kind of primal energy, whose moving, or 'dancing', brings into existence all the more solid manifestations of divine beings. In the Creation myth, Quaoar, by his dancing, first brings forth the following gods:

Weywot, Sky Father
Chehooit, Earth Mother
Tamit, (grandfather) Sun god
Moar, Moon goddess
Pamit, Sea goddess
Manit, Lord of Dreams and Visions
Manisar, god of the Harvest
Tomalok, the Sky Coyote
Goddess of Shishongna, the Underworld.
All these deities join in the 'Dance' with Quaoar, and then seven 'Giants' are created, whose job is to hold up the world. These are assisted by the mythical animals, Eagle, Duck, Bear and Frog, who all play their parts in forming the various aspects of the Creation. Finally, after the world is complete, the gods create the first man 'Tobohar' and the first woman 'Pahavit'.

[Rev. Danno]

I just want Pluto to be called by it's real name...Yuggoth, until we do the Mi-Go are still going to fuck with us.