Pictures Required By Law

[kellychaos]

I have come to the conclusion that before entering a serious relationship, I would like to make the following three pictures required by law to save time:

1) A Picture Of Her Sister: Just to make sure that you're not getting "the ugly one". May prevent needless complications in the future.

2) A Picture Of Her Mother: You gotta think long-range, baby! You never know what she's hiding in those genes. She could be pushin' maximum density.

3) A Picture Of Her "Battle Face" : You have to see her at her meanest and orneriest! Like when you return from the bachelor party with a pair of panties stuck in you jacket pocket ... very much analogous to the look she might have during butt sex.

[Esuohlim]

OMG WHAT A JERK >:

[kellychaos]

Sarcasm ... meant to incite chaos ... let's see how it goes.

[Esuohlim]

OMG WHAT A JERK >:

[Zosimus]

To make a follow-up on esouhlim's keen observations:

you are also: shallow, stupid, and arrogant...hmm...I hope for you that you will never be asked for the following scores:

1. Good Personality.... :(
2. I.Q.... :(
3. Reasonable attitude.... :(

:lol :P ;)

[Skulhedface]

Wow. What a joke-getting crowd we have here!

[Esuohlim]

OMG SHUT UP JERK >:

[Helm]

Skulhedface got it :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

I, for one, understand that most of what Kelly posts is supposed to be funny. It just isn't.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

It's very blunt humour. Something I do not appreciate, unless the person is smart enough to pull it off well. Kelly isn't.

[Skulhedface]

I THINK ESUOHLIM SHOULD HAVE A USER TITLE CALLED "POST HUMPER" :lol

[kellychaos]

It's very blunt humour. Something I do not appreciate, unless the person is smart enough to pull it off well. Kelly isn't.

I, for one, understand that most of what Kelly posts is supposed to be funny. It just isn't.

I'll consider the source on both of these. By blunt, do you mean honest? Are you saying "OMG! You're supposed to think it but not say it!". Whatever. Tell me that when you meet someone (not someone you have time invested in and care about on many different levels) ... just someone you've just met ... that these things don't come to mind on some conscious level. I'm not saying that they're a priority and that you have to think about them in the crude way I stated them ... just that they may occur to you ... liar. ;)

[Anonymous]

Actually, they don't.

Then again, I'm not a tool.

[kellychaos]

Hmmm ... must be "Self-righteous, Self-Denial Day" ... and me without my Bible ... whateva. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I THINK SKULHEDFACE SHOULD HAVE A USER TITLE CALLED "OMG I SUCK DON'T TALK TO ME" >:

[Zosimus]

Hmmm ... must be "Self-righteous, Self-Denial Day" ... and me without my Bible ... whateva. :rolleyes

I guess I must have been having one of those days when I intiatially responded to your thread. Sorry! Of course it was a joke! I was too cranky to see it from that angle that day!

So with no further hesitation:...HAHAHAHAHA!! :)

[Anonymous]

He was talking to me, but 'whateva.' They don't.