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evil_helllizard
Jun 23rd, 2003, 12:10 PM
considering you looked here, you must have read the title. oh well, I'll tell you something useful

Clowns are bad people. They juggle corpses and impale the heads of innocent children upon pikes. They call this ritual "pike de le little person faceo", which just so happens to be latin for "Can somebody pass the salt to Walter please?" So when these clowns screech out "pike de le little person faceo!" like they do every night and twice every blue moon and thrice every full moon, a bunch of latin people throw salt on them. Clowns are all named Walter, and all are allergic to salt, which causes them to melt and die. Clowns no longer practice the "pike de le little person faceo" in public anymore. they usually congregate in small warehouses, underground, or at your local Denny's resturaunt. Clowns use there vicious fangs to devour the remains of those who are honored by being the victim of the pike de le little person Faceo. While the clowns preform this, they always have the tune "Baby Elephant walk" over and over with the volume at full blast!

Clowns also poison cotton candy and popcorn. They do this for their own amusement. Clowns eat moths for brunch every other day.

now go write a summary about clowns and get an "F"

Daphne
Jun 23rd, 2003, 12:22 PM
wow, you're just so absurd and out there. What a brave new topic! No one has ever talked about clowns being evil!

I bet you think that 'cheese' is a funny word, too huh?

kellychaos
Jun 23rd, 2003, 12:26 PM
My tastes lean more toward "kumquat" in the funny word category. Say it with me. It's fun. Kumquat! See? :)

Rev. Danno
Jun 23rd, 2003, 01:16 PM
What is fun is to say a word over, & over till it loses all meaning, & sounds odd, & alien...Skillet, Olive Oil, Debaser, hogwash, & Jacket...
these are good words, wait no they suck, just like this posting...
I'm going to go to the WOTC website, & look at D&D stuff I'm so bored!

Esuohlim
Jun 23rd, 2003, 01:39 PM
I've done that before. In fact, I've done it so much that "vitamin" loses it's meaning after saying it three times. :(

kellychaos
Jun 23rd, 2003, 01:42 PM
Spell "run" for me serveral times milhouse backwards. :wank

FS
Jun 23rd, 2003, 04:06 PM
Monkeys! Squirrels are EVIL! LOL! LMAO @ FARTS

THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME I'M NOT CRAZY

AHAHHAHHAHEHHEHEIHOHOHIEfneklfnentka

UnDeath
Jun 24th, 2003, 02:16 AM
wrestling with Flash MX to work right with a button that says "play". After an hour or 2, it looked so wierd that I actually looked it up on dictionary.com to see if I spelled it right.

It made me hate my job for a while.