WHO KNOWS???

[MrAdventure]

HEY JERKS, YEAH JERKS YOU kNOW. LOL. HEY, I THINK I'LL POST OLDSIES UP FRONT AND CENTER. BUT NOT ALL OF THEM OH NO. JUST A FEW A COCKTEASE. I PUT THEM ALL WHERE THE REAL FANS KNOW THEM.

TRY TO ENJOY IT JERKS :rolleyes

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[Captain Robo]

Centrum Silver

[MrAdventure]

I WONDER WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU :lol

[noob3]

I can't read those so I don't.

[whoreable]

DUMBASS.
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[MrAdventure]

They're hard to read on purpose maybe you should try a less rewarding comic :rolleyes

[noob3]

I don't like being tricked!

[whoreable]

EVERYTHING WORTH HAVING TAKES WORK >:
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[MrAdventure]

OH AND I THINK THE SECRET KEY TO ALL OF THIS IS THAT I AM A JERK. >:

[noob3]

when you are old some hipster will tip you off your hover rascal and you will be sad

[MrAdventure]

FEEL FREE TO WRITE ABOUT THAT WHILE I AM BUSY HURTING YOUR EYES. >: POETIC JUSTICE ISN'T ALL THAT IT IS CRACKED UP TO BE. :(

[noob3]

but i already wrote about it :(

[MrAdventure]

WELL THEN I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BLAME MY NEXT BAD ACCIDENT ON YOU. >:

[noob3]

no i am your friend :(

[MrAdventure]

this is just because I am a jerk >: Don't worry I cross my fingers, lol, you go ahead and squint and dance and I'll make painful to read comics

[noob3]

I READ THEM GOOD AND THEY ARE FUNNY :lol

[MrAdventure]

WHEW I KNEW YOUR TIME MAKING COMICS WOULD HELP THERE :lol

IT IS A TOUGH AUDIENCE THAT INTERNET JUST DOESNT UNDERSTAND :rolleyes

[Les Waste]

The "CAN I SEE A WINE LIST WHAT GOES GOOD WITH YOUNG BUTT?" one sure was LOL :(

But that was an old one so it looks like I lose huh lol :(

[MrAdventure]

YEAH :( HITS AND MISSES BOBO, BUT IM TRYING TO AVOID TOO MUCH CONTROVERSY :lol

[noob3]

i make comics?

[MrAdventure]

WHO DOESN'T? ;)

[noob3]

not enough people :(

[MrAdventure]

HERE BE SOME BONUS ONES NOOB, SINCE YOU SO YOU.

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[noob3]

dude they are funny but reading them is tedious maybe that makes them funnier but do i know no because i am stupid :(

[MrAdventure]

IT HELPS IF YOU HAVE REGULAR EXPOSURE TO OLD PEOPLE :(

OR OBSERVE THEM ON TV :(

don't worry I don't mind them being tedious, that's a bit of the fun to me, no stress over that now you all

[noob3]

Most people won't bother to read them, and that's not what you want. Or maybe it is, heh. Aslong as it's fun to you :D

[MrAdventure]

I know what you mean, I actually prefer fewer people getting into it on the whole, it gives more meaning to the feeling of being appreciated when it's a small group, or so I feel. I don't mind that they're not your thing, it's a very definite absurdist niche I'm running on.

:coffee :beret :reading glasses :novels

[noob3]

I loled at the asian man on the toilet AND the war switch one :(

[MrAdventure]

SINCE YOU SEEM HIP TO IT...

OLDSIES FULL (http://pub158.ezboard.com/fthejixbyphillipsboardofunfrm1.showMessage?topicID =637.topic)

Don't get too excited, if the ones in the first post hurt your eyes, there are plenty here that'll do that on purpose as well.

SOME DAY I MAY JUST HAVE MY OWN PROSITE FOR THESE, SOMEDAY.

[whoreable]

old people make me happy :)
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[MrAdventure]

MAYBE I SHOULD GET THE NY TIMES AND THEY'LL MAKE MANY MORE PEOPLE HAPPY OR REALLY SQUINTY.

WHOREABLE YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS YOU EARN IT BY DEVOTING YOURSELF TO OLDSIES.

[sadie]

i :love mradventure. :)
i wanna know from whence your inspiration cometh.

[Jixby Phillips]

I should put the oldsies on saddadcentral :(

[whoreable]

yes you should. it would be a great addition.
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[MrAdventure]

you can put them up if you wan to Jixby, do you want me to design a background for it?

Im not sure where it comes from sadie tahts very hard to describe but lets just say I had a friend who had a grandpa (lol) that had ear infections and shit in an empty coffee can because he got lost and didnt find the bathroom

[sadie]

:lol was he at home?

[MrAdventure]

well he had a thing for scaring the shit out of his grandson and i by walking out of his bedroom with his underwear on crooked :(

[sadie]

talk about scarred for life. :(

[MrAdventure]

it was more like holding our arms up against our eyes and prodding him back to his room :(

BUT HE MADE UP FOR IT :lol HIS GRANDSNO WOULD CALL HIM A STUPID FUCKER REAL LOUD IN A DEAF EAR AND HE WOULD SMILE :)

[sadie]

is he dead now?

[MrAdventure]

SURE IS :(

MOST OF THE OLD PEOPLE IN MY LIFE ARE DEAD :)

[sadie]

yah. my grandma died a couple of years ago, and she was my last grandparent. :(

she was cool. independent and bitchy. and she made the best biscuits ever. :(:(

[noob3]

when im old im going to make a tape called "radikal grampz" and it's going to be like bumfights except really short cuz i'm just gonna ride a wheelchair on a vert or something and then i'll promiss my inheratance to some teen chick so she'll hump me and then i'll act all stocked and ride my wheelchair off a building while doing the devil horn thing and give all my money to my dog cuz ill probably die but if i dont that's pretty awsome

[MrAdventure]

I MIGHT SPONSOR THAT IF I LIVE THAT LONG :)

[sadie]

ooh. wheelchair vert. i wanna see. :P

[MrAdventure]

PAGE 2 FAGS >:

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[whoreable]

TWO THUMBS UP. FROM THE HEART.
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[sadie]

:lol :lol :lol
awesome!
:lol :lol :lol

[FS]

Oh fuck. I never knew there was such comedy in the poetic musings of the elderly. :posh

[whoreable]

yea the oldsies are quite underrated.
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[MrAdventure]

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NO BUNNY KNOWS OLDSIES LIKE I KNOW OLDSIES :posh :posh

[MrAdventure]

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WHA WAH WAH!

[whoreable]

I HOPE TO SEE MORE POOPY FILES. :)

AND FUCK YOU PEOPLE THAT DONT READ THE OLDSIES. THEY ARE THE BEST >:
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[MrAdventure]

THEY ARE QUITTERS AND QUITTERS DONT DESERVE THE EUPHORIA ASSOCIATED WITH OLDSIES >:

THATS RIGHT PRETEND THEY DONT EXIST, YOU'RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELF AND MY FEELINGS

[starz]

i want more oldsies :P

[MrAdventure]

I HAVE PLENTY ARE YOU DAFT? :lol :lol

IF YOU ARE SERIOUS (AAK NOT JOKE) THE I HOPE YOU NOTICED THE LINK TO OVER FIFTY OF THEM

[starz]

didn't see that, thks :P

[MrAdventure]

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I CANT HEAR YOU SPEAK UP (lol)

[CastroMotorOil]

:bestthread

[MrAdventure]

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HOW COULD ANYONE LET THSI GET TO PAGE 2 IS BEYOND ME.

OH WELL, HEY MAYBE SOME DAY YOU ALL CAN STOP AND SAY, "WOW THAT REALLY HIT HOME"

[whoreable]

I FINALLY DECIDED "WHAT THE HELL" AND GAVE THE OLDSIES THEIR OWN FORUM.

OLD FOLKS (http://pub98.ezboard.com/fwhoreableboard1frm12)
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[MrAdventure]

SERVES I-MOCKEY RIGHT TO SEE ODLSIES PUT ON A PEDESTAL, HUH, NOW ILL JUST MAKE SOME MINI-OLDSIES AND PEOPEL CAN DONATE. >:

[whoreable]

KIDS THESE DAYS SHOW NO RESPECT FOR THEIR ELDERS >:
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[noob3]

elderlies cant eat crunchy peanutbutter how do you think they feel

[MrAdventure]

I AM SURE THEY ARE ANGRY AT A LOT OF STUFF TAHTS WHY WE ARE NICE TO THEM :( >: ;)

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[whoreable]

MICHEAL J FOX DISEASE :lol
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[MrAdventure]

HOLD UP YALL IM STILL MAKING THESE (LOL)

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[Pub Lover]

:lol

[MrAdventure]

JUST WORKING WITH THE OLDSIES FOLKS.

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[MrAdventure]

THIS SHOULD BE A STICKY :)

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[Rez]

THIS SHOULD BE A STICKY :)

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those are comebacks :lol

a lot of the later ones were just bad :(. these are great :)

[MrAdventure]

PERHAPS.

[whoreable]

ANOTHER STICKY REQUEST >:
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[MrAdventure]

KKZZZKKTKTT LOL THIS IS THE TOPIC POLICE WE HAVE ORDERS TO MOVE YOU TO PAGE 1 OVER LOL KKKZZZTTZKZKK

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[ItalianStereotype]

if this thread gets sticky, i swear that i will personally exterminate everybody involved in this atrocity.

[whoreable]

BUT IT WOULD ALL BE WORTH IT >:
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[Matt Harty]

GIGGLE sticky it! :lol

[MrAdventure]

:( :( OMG I AM SO SORRY FOLKS I HAVE TO PUT OLDSIES ON HOLD FOR NOW LOL

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OH WELL YOU'LL ALWAYS BE IN MY HAERTS AT THE OLDSIES FORUM

[MrAdventure]

AT THE RISK OF PEOPLE FAGGING THIS UP I AM UPDATING THE OLDSIES

YOU ARE WELCOME

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LOOK OUT FOLKS THIS IS THE FINISHING WOODY STORY NO MORE WOODY BUT I HAVE ANOTHER BASEBALL STORY COMING UP SOON

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[Spectre X]

they're :lol

I like your comics Mr. Adventure :)

[sadie]

i love the kids' expressions in that one, especially.

[whoreable]

I missed this thread.

Those new ones are sensational.

You havent lost the magic.

[MrAdventure]

THE NEXT OLDSIE WILL BE THE 100th ; ) ; ) ; )

I GOT A PLAN BUT THAT MEANS IT TAKES A WHILE

8) HOLD ONTO YOUR SEATS PLEASE

[MrAdventure]

WOW PAGE 23. :(

DOUBLE PSOT: :eek

OKAY FOLKS A BIG OLDSIES HEADS UP HERE, I AM VVVEEARY HARD AT WORK ON NUMBER 100 (WHCIH WAS TIED UP FOR A WHILE!) KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED AND YOUR FACES WRINKLED IN ANTICIPATION, LIKE A NEW BABY HEAD SAYING "HELLO" FROM A VAGINA. :D :D :D :D :D

[Rez]

if you have 100 of these (all of which are brill btw), you should consider making a book and charging people for them...

i'd buy it...maybe

[whoreable]

I've been waiting a long time for this. it better be worth it >:

[MrAdventure]

ok faggies here is teh first PORTION (thsi is not all omg) of teh 100th oldsies extravageriatiganza. >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

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OK MORE TO COME SOMETIME VEEERY SOON >:

[whoreable]

sweet. If there was any justice in this world this thread would be a sticky.

[MrAdventure]

WOW LOOKS OUT TINERNET! :D :D :D :D :D

http://home.comcast.net/~chriswirkus/index.html

CHECK OUT M Y LITTLE BABY (IF U CANT TAHTS FINE I GUES)

SSSHHH IT IS A BABY WEB DONT BE NOISY ADN JUST ENJOY TEH EVENTJUSMAL PROGRESS

[mburbank]

i get it. wait i dont get it.

[AChimp]

This could become Internet canon. Seriously. :lol

[MrAdventure]

HHEEEEYYYYY CHECK IT OUT OFLSK MY WAPABEGE IS LIKE x10000000 TIMES SMOOTHERS FRO TEH TINY INTERNETS USER

PS IT ALSO HAS SOME NEW STUFFS TO SEE! CHECK BACSK ONCME IN A WHILES TO SEE FOR NEW THINGS LIKE A COOL GROWTH U HAVES TO POINT OUT TO EVERYING YOU MEET

[MrAdventure]

WAPBAGE UPDATE:

INDIVIDUAL COMIC COMMENTS ON THA FIRST 20 OLDSIES, THA REST TO COME SOMETIME SOON!

ps. i will fix the broken images in this thread soon i guess u cunts