Who would you vote for, and why?

[Orange Juice Bruce]

If presidetial election was tomarrow, and in a sudden rush of media frenzy-action, your new democrat was Bruce Willis, and your new republican was Alf, whom would YOU vote, and why?

*Note-this is a serious question made to be answered by most blue-blooded of I-Mockers......shut up, Chojin.

[Karl]

I'm wondering why this hasn't been answered? Is it something to do with the "blue blooded" thing?

[O71394658]

Bruce Willis is the man. Die Hard(s) ruled...and he was in that new movie...but that wasn't that great...but he was in Pulp Fiction...and Unbreakable...so he gets points.

On the other hand. Alf gets points, only for being Alf. I still, at the ripe age of 16 (almost 17), rock the Alf bed sheets. But, he WAS in commercials with Mike Piazza, right?

I think people wouldn't take any bullshit from Willis. But imagine Alf. Do you think Osama would be scared of America with Alf as the head? I think not. So I would have to give point to Bruce...

I would vote for Bruce.

[kahljorn]

Alf would call down his homies from planets lost and fuck shit up. I mean, he wears hawaiin shirts. only drug dealers and fat old men who goto AA meetings wear hawaain shirts.

I don't think alf would take any shit.

[Immortal Goat]

I think it is a tie. In a situation involving terrorists, Bruce Willis would just grab a gun, say "Yippie Ki-Yay Mother Fuckers!", and blast them all to shit. Alf, on the other hand would, as Kahljorn said, call his alien friends down and together they would make prank phone calls from the terrorists houses without using 10-10-220. It's as simple as that.

[AChimp]

Why couldn't they just form a coalition government? Willis would have to be the president since there's that gay "must be born in the U.S. law" and Alf was born on Malmak, but I don't see any reason why he couldn't be the wise-crackin' vice president. :)

[Orange Juice Bruce]

I'm very impressed with your well thought-out remarks to that VERY possible situation standing in our government. I would also like to put my vote in for Bruce Willis. After all, he was in Fifth Element...that counts...right?

[Karl]

ALF, because President Shumway sounds nice. Well, so does President Willis, but I'm just gonna say ALF

[Spasmolytic]

If presidetial election was tomarrow, and in a sudden rush of media frenzy-action, your new democrat was Bruce Willis, and your new republican was Alf, whom would YOU vote, and why?
it would be the other way around! and i'd vote for alf regardless of political affiliation