I hate wearing a bra

[Miss Modular]

In recent times I've found that wearing a bra can be a real nuiscance. Especially in the summer. They ruin my posture and give me back pain as a result. So I'm considering forgoing wearing a bra altogether. My big problem is, I don't like the idea of my nipples showing through.

I knew I should have never gone through puberty. :(

[AChimp]

Remember to mail your bra to me when you're finished with it. I know Proto had first dibs, but I'm much more deserving of it. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

AChimp you virgin

[FS]

I feel awkward saying this, but are you sure you're wearing the right size?

[Carnivore]

Just have Proto and AChimp walk around with you, each holding up one boob. You'll get the support you need without the back pain and they'll get to touch boobs on a regular basis. It's the perfect mutualistic relationship!

[Jeanette X]

How large are your breasts? Also, I think I have heard of types of bras that have special backs that reinforce your posture. You might want to try one of those.

[Vibecrewangel]

There are also little flesh colored pastie sticker that go just over the nipple. They are designed specifically for sheer tops. Even places like Nordstoms and Macy's carry them.

[AChimp]

Hey, before we convince Mod to go out and spend money to fix this problem, I think we should at least TRY Carni's solution. :/

[kellychaos]

The WonderChimp. It lifts AND separates! ;)

[Dole]

and drools.

[AChimp]

:lol

That's why I come wrapped in extra-absorbent pads.

[noob3]

No, that's just because you like to shit your pants.

That dosn't make sense :(

[kellychaos]

:lol

That's why I come wrapped in extra-absorbent pads.

with "wings". :)

Arrrrgh ... flying monkey visual ... I feel another "Wizard Of Oz" nightmare coming on. :/

[pissed off salesman]

FLY MY STUPID'S, FLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mburbank]

i hate needing to WEAR a bra. Wait till you bastards are my age.

[Schimid]

How large are your breasts?

Answer the damn question. >: :(

[FartinMowler]

I was watching this show where women go to this lady that custom fits there bra's because a large percentage are wearing the wrong size. If you keep not wearing a bra your boobs will sag over time and you will be able to type with your nipples.

[mburbank]

You seem to know an awful lot about breastoogy for a GUY, Fartin Mowler.

[FartinMowler]

Breast are a wonderful thing. :)

[choptop]

So is a ritual killing if you can see it from the killer's view.

[mburbank]

Only in the right context.

[Helm]

Go without a bra and make the 14 year olds around your place happy.

[FeuerAffe]

I agree with Miss Modular.

I used to want bigger boobs until they actually DID grow...now I find them annoying most of the time. :(

Why are so many shirts made with the expectation that everyone who wears a size small is completely flat? >:

[kahljorn]

Get a breast reduction :( Or a breastration, and donate them to charity for women who have had breast cancer and walk around like a cyboob. It's for a good cause.

[sadie]

omg. you? :)

and mod, breastfeed a kid for a year, and then see if you enjoy going braless. :ethiopian

[Geggy]

Burbank got manboobs. lol

[Anonymous]

The girl I'm seeing now kinda resembles Modular. Freeky.

[Miss Modular]

Well, after two days of going braless (mostly around the house, but whatever), I've decided that I'm just going to see if I can't get a bra in a better size. :(

[kahljorn]

You have to do some mathematical equation and shit to get your correct bra size. I tell you no lie, people have spent years at harvard trying to learn the mystery of the bra fitting, seemingly to little avail. I blame napoleon.

[AChimp]

You should try the WonderChimp. ;)

[Helm]

LAME, Achimp!

[Helm]

LAME, Achimp!

[Helm]

LAME, Achimp!

[AChimp]

Triple posts are gay. >:

[noob3]

It's no wonder AChimp dosn't have a girlfriend :(

[choptop]

Choptops guide to touching da' boobies

1. gain 300 lbs.
2. ENJOY!

[Zhukov]

I gained the weight, but birds still wont let me touch their tits.

[FS]

TRY CATS :lol

[noob3]

Choptops guide to touching da' boobies

1. gain 300 lbs.
2. ENJOY!

if only we all could steal jokes from the manshow

[punkgrrrlie10]

I like sports bras and soft seamless non-padded, no underwire. You can also by shirts with bralettes built in, so you don't have to wear a bra but it has some extra material up front and elastic underneath to give you just a bit of support. They are really comfy.

[AChimp]

Or, you know, you could just try the WonderChimp. :)

[UP_SHUT]

I'm with you. Bras suck. They're so fucking expensive these days...
The only comfortable ones I own are from Victoria's Secret, and I'm sick of paying 50 bucks for underwear. Either that or you could head out to Wal*Mart and risk dykes eyeing you up in the dressing room next to you.

BURN THE BRAS!

[FeuerAffe]

The clearance underwear rack at Wal-mart is usually fun...the other day I got a vinyl-ish g-string with heart cutouts for a buck. :)

[AChimp]

The WonderChimp is free. :)

[choptop]

so is pig vomit, but you dont see anyone flocking to go pick some up.

[Sethomas]

Whatever happened to Pig Vomit, anyways?

[kahljorn]

That's what i was thinking when i read that. I remember she came back once on an alias and no one liked her, and she pulled rank and nobody liked her still and she never came back.

[AChimp]

PigVomit was a he.

He left here because he had a fight with Mockery or someone. He also got weighed down with a shitload of school work and as far as I know, he's graduated by now. :/

I will forever remember him for providing the best free webcam porn link EVER. Which I have lost. :(

[kahljorn]

Really? I thought it was a she for some reason, I must be a crack head. I remember the fight thing, though. I think it was with a bunch of people.

[AChimp]

I miss him. :(

[kahljorn]

I never talked to him :(

[AChimp]

Now you will probably never get the chance. :(

[kahljorn]

I don't know if I should behappy or elated :( What does elated mean ;( Also. Um. Squares are an interesting shape, but polygons are faster.

[punkgrrrlie10]

elated = really really happy

[kahljorn]

I was kidding about not knowing :( at first when i typed it it was in the wrong context.

We should start talking about bras again. I like the satin demon demi ones. How fantastic.

[executioneer]

Squares are an interesting shape, but polygons are faster

a square is a polygon >:

-willie

[sadie]

i remember how i was so excited to get my VERY OWN BRA when i was a little girl. funny how perspectives change. now it's all far too much hassle.

[kellychaos]

omg. you? :)

and mod, breastfeed a kid for a year, and then see if you enjoy going braless. :ethiopian

Beyond Breast Feeding :eek (http://www.933flz.com/audio/latin_mtv_ad3_sm.wmv)

[Anonymous]

i think i was one of the people that contributed to pigvomitDOTorg's last stand

[Helm]

When was that? I think I remember the nick.

[AChimp]

Before your time I think. :(

[Helm]

Probably. It's just that pigvomit sounds awfully familiar, although I suspect it's all Secret Agent Homosexual Panda Face's fault.

[kahljorn]

"a square is a polygon "

YOU WOULD SAY THAT, MR SLOW SQUAREAGON

[sadie]

i'm ignoring that you're ignoring me. in case you didn't notice. >:

[Sethomas]

I'm not ignoring you, nor your remarks on bras and the miracle of mammary glands. I'm just silently admiring from afar. Until now. Ooops.

[sadie]

:lol