LET'S SEE IF I'M RIGHT [Archive]

Anonymous

Jun 28th, 2003, 03:11 PM

I think that maybe if I leave the shaving cream on for a few minutes before shaving, it'll soften the stubble enough so I won't tear the crap out of my face.

RESULTS IN FIVE MINUTES OR MORE OR SOMETHING

Anonymous

Jun 28th, 2003, 03:19 PM

omg, that was easily the best shave of my life
i even did sideways on the third run and i still didn't cut myself :o

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND ;>

Geggy

Jun 28th, 2003, 03:22 PM

I got to write this down. What kind of shaving cream did you use?

Anonymous

Jun 28th, 2003, 03:32 PM

http://popndeth.chambergates.com/imock/cap_780.jpg

Old Spice High Endurance Beard Minimizing Shave Gel

"Helps reduce the appearance of 5 o'clock shadow!"

Johnny Horton

Jun 28th, 2003, 03:52 PM

I don't think I've ever cut myself while shaving.

I don't use shaving cream. Real men do it raw, don't you know?

:rave

Helm

Jun 28th, 2003, 03:56 PM

http://www.sylpher.com/helm/Image089.jpg

YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

AChimp

Jun 28th, 2003, 08:16 PM

CHOJIN HAS BABY SKIN. :(

Jeanette X

Jun 28th, 2003, 09:30 PM

Wow Choj, I've got to try that! Thanks for sharing your grooming tip. :)

Miss Modular

Jun 28th, 2003, 11:18 PM

Aww, Chojin loves Hello Kitty. :o

kahljorn

Jun 28th, 2003, 11:26 PM

Faggity fag fag fag fagot fag fagity mc fag fag the fag named faggert who fags about in fag pants smoking a fag while his fag leg gimps about with words that are spelled like fag.

The homophobe-phobes will have something to say.

Helm

Jun 29th, 2003, 01:21 AM

we love you kahljorn :)

McClain

Jun 29th, 2003, 01:41 AM

Yockey flaunts his sexuality like a goddamn heterosexual.

aeQea

Jun 29th, 2003, 01:59 AM

kahljorn

Jun 29th, 2003, 02:17 AM

I love the love. But I don't love this Pop Raggae shit being played. What the fuck.

Secret Agent Vomit

Jun 29th, 2003, 01:00 PM

I love the love. But I don't love this Pop Raggae shit being played. What the fuck.

Potty Mouth! :shocked

kahljorn

Jun 29th, 2003, 07:10 PM

Panda mouth :(

FartinMowler

Jun 29th, 2003, 10:26 PM

No matter how long you steam your testicals it will still burn the next day.. I read that somewhere.. :)

Dole

Jun 30th, 2003, 06:27 AM

Always shave with cold water. It contracts the skin and pushes the hairs further out. I learned that from American Psycho, and its true.

I.M.Jaded

Jul 5th, 2003, 03:22 PM

Shaving is a world of shit.

Apparently, all the foam does is provide some kind of barrier for the hot water to stay on your skin.

No matter what you do, the fucking process leaves you scarred, both physically and emotionally.

So I try not to bother....

The_voice_of_reason

Jul 5th, 2003, 03:45 PM

I am 18 and I can't grow a beard, that must mean i am a sissy. I can grow a mustache but only europeans and sex offenders have moustaches without a beard.

NIGhtMAre

Jul 6th, 2003, 12:12 PM

and pedifilles

Spectre X

Jul 6th, 2003, 01:09 PM

fag. >:

Anonymous

Jul 6th, 2003, 03:10 PM

my facial hair grows way too fast...i get stubble back in under 5 hours

i think i'll just get it lasered off...it's unmanageable as-is :<

noob3

Jul 6th, 2003, 03:25 PM

Come to OKC to get it done, my aunt is a cosmetic surgeon and she lazers peoples hair :(

Anonymous

Jul 6th, 2003, 08:49 PM

how much :<

Jixby Phillips

Jul 6th, 2003, 08:55 PM

LASERS? :lol WHAT IS THIS, STAR WARS OR SOMETHING :lol

kellychaos

Jul 7th, 2003, 09:06 AM

how much :<

All of it, I would think.

Anonymous

Jul 7th, 2003, 08:18 PM

you're cool, kelly.

Jeanette X

Jul 7th, 2003, 08:23 PM

I had 2 laser treatments on my upper lip. It makes the hair sparser, but it doesn't get rid of it totally. :/

kahljorn

Jul 7th, 2003, 08:25 PM

try electrolisis(sp?), you hideous man beasts.

Anonymous

Jul 7th, 2003, 08:27 PM

i heard for electrolysis, you need to have at least a centimeter of hair. or something. and i couldn't do that :\

FartinMowler

Jul 7th, 2003, 09:38 PM

Men have hair on there face. Drag queens have it removed.

kahljorn

Jul 7th, 2003, 10:12 PM

You just need to have hair, it depends on who is doing it I think. It works by sending an electrical shock through the hair. So I suppose you only need enough to shock. Stop shaving for a week or two. If you only have Prepubescent hair just get the laser treatment done, it would probably keep it gone for a long time.

The_voice_of_reason

Jul 7th, 2003, 10:13 PM

Use a beltsander and kerosene.

AChimp

Jul 7th, 2003, 10:27 PM

Get an electric razor so you can look like one of those fags in the TV commercials that rub their face at the end. >:

Anonymous

Jul 7th, 2003, 11:51 PM

No matter what anyone tells you, electric razors suck.

kahljorn

Jul 7th, 2003, 11:58 PM

I use an electric Razor(when I shave), it works really good. Especially if you're the kind of person who doesn't shave for a month then finally decides to shave.

Zero Signal

Jul 8th, 2003, 12:02 AM

I've used a Mach 3 for over 2 years now and have never cut myself with one.

Jul 8th, 2003, 06:54 AM

Get an electric razor so you can look like one of those fags in the TV commercials that rub their face at the end. >:

Oh yeah. I love doing that, especially while looking smugly at my reflection.

whoreable

Jul 8th, 2003, 08:45 AM

I've used a Mach 3 for over 2 years now and have never cut myself with one.

the mach 3 is a fucking scam. those goddamn refill blades cost well over 10 dollars for like 5. i am going cheap disposables from now on.

kellychaos

Jul 8th, 2003, 09:40 AM

you're cool, kelly.

You're cooler. :)

Anonymous

Jul 8th, 2003, 10:01 AM

i'm aware

kellychaos

Jul 8th, 2003, 10:16 AM

zing! :(

Anonymous

Jul 8th, 2003, 10:20 AM

please reply some more

kellychaos

Jul 8th, 2003, 10:36 AM

Please GET enough facial hair to merit starting a "shaving thread". :)

Anonymous

Jul 8th, 2003, 10:42 AM

thank you

kellychaos

Jul 8th, 2003, 10:49 AM

You're welcome, cutey pie. ;)

Anonymous

Jul 8th, 2003, 10:52 AM

that's enough replying in my thread, kellychaos

Dole

Jul 8th, 2003, 11:05 AM

:posh I use a mach 3 turbo :posh

Anonymous

Jul 8th, 2003, 11:18 AM

so do i :love

Dole

Jul 8th, 2003, 11:32 AM

Overpriced safety razor of the GODS! It really does give the best shave I have ever had.

glowbelly

Jul 8th, 2003, 12:36 PM

that was dole's 69th post. wokka wokka.

listen to all you baby bitches crying about shaving your little faces. try being a girl and having to shave 2 legs, 2 armpits and a bikini line EVERY DAY.

try to find a fucking razor that will withstand that kind of abuse for more than a week.

Protoclown

Jul 8th, 2003, 12:43 PM

Oh yeah? I can one up you there.

Try being a GUY and shaving 2 legs, 2 armpits and a bikini line EVERY DAY.

i get my ass kicked all the time, i tell ya :tear

Carnivore

Jul 8th, 2003, 12:57 PM

Nothing shaves like a nice, jagged piece of glass.

Jul 8th, 2003, 04:20 PM

HAH! Try shaving your face, legs, toes, neck, back, ass, crotch, palms, eyelids, nostrils AND tongue!

Really, try it.

AChimp

Jul 8th, 2003, 04:31 PM

I've been told that shaving your scrotum with an electric razor is quite a peculiar sensation. :/

noob3

Jul 8th, 2003, 04:43 PM

Are AChimp and KellyChaos the same person?

Bod

Jul 8th, 2003, 04:45 PM

You missed both your eyebrows

Dole

Jul 9th, 2003, 03:57 AM

I saw a guy on TV getting a 'crack, back and sack' wax....it looked like some kind of medieval torture!!

kahljorn

Jul 9th, 2003, 11:40 PM

Pfft, I have the worst of both Worlds. Bitches.

Mike

Jul 10th, 2003, 03:25 AM

Shaving is like scraping frozen sleet off my face every morning, except there's nothing frozen about it.

mischief

Jul 10th, 2003, 03:46 AM

every time I shave I cut myself :(

Spectre X

Jul 10th, 2003, 06:08 AM

I saw a guy on TV getting a 'crack, back and sack' wax....it looked like some kind of medieval torture!!

yeah, he was called Stev-o.