Things that give you a boner

[Jixby Phillips]

List one per post okay.

That scene in Rock 'n' Roll High School where Riff Randell sings "Rock 'n' Roll High School" in the girl's gym.

[HickMan]

When I wake up in the morning. Even if I didn't have an erotic dream. I don't get it. :/

[Esuohlim]

That one scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High with the boobies. :(

[James]

Going to the mall and watching 14-year-old girls in short skirts going up the escalator.

I can't fucking help it that their whore clothes, developed bodies, and whore makeup make them look 18 or older. :(

[FS]

KISSING MY GRANDMA :lol

[executioneer]

having a boner :(

-willie

[Professor Cool]

Dixey's Midnight Runner!! :love

COME ON ILENE! :LOVE

[CaptainBubba]

Thinking about making out with myself.

[Rongi]

BATMAN>:

[Schimid]

GIRLS. :picklehat

[Jixby Phillips]

Banging the door of the podium against my dick when I work as the holding usher and tearing the sexy teenagers' tickets going into the theater.

The best thing about being an usher when you're holding at the podium is that you can check out the ladies. It's your JOB to watch people.

[Esuohlim]

When I learned that Space Ghost was coming to DVD. :(

[FS]

Hanging myself in my closet.

[Helm]

When my hands are covered in blood.

[Dole]

Seeing normal programming interrupted for the anouncement of the Queen Mother's death.

[kellychaos]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Puts my flag at full mast everytime! :wank :wank :wank :)

[Jixby Phillips]

Knowing Kelly Chaos has replied to one of my threads.

[AChimp]

Jixby Phillips

[Zhukov]

The best thing about being an usher when you're holding at the podium is that you can check out the ladies. It's your JOB to watch people.


I'm sorry, but security guarding is where it is at. Especially when you are at an under 18 pool party. Yeah!

[Rongi]

When I learned that Space Ghost was coming to DVD. :(

Ditto :wank

[CaptainBubba]

Hate fueled passion sex.

EDIT: JUST KIDDING, I MEANT TO SAY "JIXBY PHILIPS". SRRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. :)

[sadie]

if i had a boner
i'd boner in the morning
i'd boner in the evening
all over this land
i'd boner out danger
i'd boner out a warning
i'd boner out love
between all of my brothers
and my sisters
all over this land

[kellychaos]

Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just Jixby to see me. :picklehat

[Cap'n Crunch]

When I play ping pong.

[Jixby Phillips]

Giving Speaches

[whoreable]

Eating Peaches

[liquidstatik]

Living in the country. :(

[The_voice_of_reason]

Pop rocks

[Mike]

1. Hot girls
2. Waking up in the morning
3. Blow job
4. Biking in tight spandex

[Jixby Phillips]

List one per post you illiterate faggot.

[kellychaos]

Big bowls of Cocoa Puffs.

[Mike]

List one per post you illiterate faggot.

No

[liquidstatik]

Asian school girls

[Jixby Phillips]

Not reading threads but posting in them anyway because I want attention.

[Rongi]

HENTAI LOL

[aeQea]

..

[liquidstatik]

EATING BURRITOES LOL :(

[Esuohlim]

The 50 issues of Penthouse I stole when I was 11 because when I say that it makes me sound tough on the Internet. :(

[sadie]

aw, jixby, you gotta be nice to mike so he'll post those pics of his crotch covered in tight spandex.

[Skulhedface]

a cold breeze >:

[CaptainBubba]

Crying myself to sleep.

[Psycho Squid]

Charlie's Angels

[BlueOatmeal]

Bette Midler.. :(

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4548&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

[Geggy]

the aftermath of chiropractor sessions.

[Jixby Phillips]

THE CHICK IN THE ORBITS GUM COMMERCIALS GIVES ME A TOTAL BONER

[wreckreation]

YOU JERK >:

Playboy the pinball machine. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Hawt chicks in my old "Cracked" magazines

[Skulhedface]

Or when you can see the boobies in a MAD magazine Al Jaffee comic

[Jixby Phillips]

YES. But for all my money cracked had hawter chicks.

[executioneer]

Setting things on fire :( (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4576)

-willie

[Daphne]

Hawt chicks in my old "Cracked" magazines

Nanny Dickering :lol

[aeQea]

..

[The One and Only...]

Porn.

[The_voice_of_reason]

my wrist

[aeQea]

..

[The_voice_of_reason]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-6/223710/Dscf0018.jpg

:wank


aeQea don't talk about my wrist.

[Rev. Danno]

I don't wanna sound like a freak.... Bjork

[Geggy]

watching girls eat bananas.

[Geggy]

watching girls eat cucumbers.

[Geggy]

watching girls eat pickles.

[Geggy]

watching girls eat lollipops.

[Sam]

Ninja.

[Cap'n Crunch]

A thread about what gives you a boner. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

Push pops. :/

[aeQea]

..

[kahljorn]

People throwing large rocks at even larger objects that are on even larger buildings mounted on even larger islands next to larger oceans tided by a larger moon orbiting around a larger planet revolving around a larger sun in a larger solarsystem swirling around in a larger universe :(

I like big things.

[kellychaos]

Who's a pretty princess! Who's a pretty princess!!

http://popndeth.chambergates.com/imock/narc/070403-spideysense.jpg

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

Buying a TV show on DVD.

[aeQea]

..

[Esuohlim]

What kind of fag watches TV on their computer? :rolleyes

[Rongi]

LONG HOT SHOWERS

[aeQea]

..

[Toadie]

Bloody Goary Horror Movies...

...well basically dead things...oh yea....

[RebelOutlaw_Ace]

That masturbating emoticon.

Ooooh yeah, baby. Papa like. :wank

[Skulhedface]

Also,

Sergio Aragones booby drawings

[Jixby Phillips]

That part on Kentucky Fried Movie where they hit the chicks butt with a pie.

[CaptainBubba]

Quiting my crappy job.

[Cap'n Crunch]

CaptainBubba quiting his crappy job. :(

[Ninjavenom]

Chicks with swords.

The Kill Bill trailer: :love

[liquidstatik]

The Olsen twins :o

Mary-Kate more than Ashley.

[Esuohlim]

The Olsen twins take away my boner. >:

[ziggytrix]

Short girls rock! But the Olsen twins are kinda creepy.

[Jeanette X]

Chicks with swords.


The Warrior Princess appreciates that. :)
http://www.safespacesinworkplaces.com/t-000019-im-000332.jpg

[Schimid]

:lol

[soundtest]

The female voice in Thunder Force III for Genesis/Mega Drive. :love

[Helm]

You know your videogames, sir :love

[soundtest]

You like that game too Helm? I knew I wasn't the only one here with style. :love

[Helm]

Indeed I do! Great game. I liked the view switch on TFII though, I wish they kept it. TFII was also more difficult, and as we all know difficult = KVLT

[Helm]

Double post.

[soundtest]

Fucking rites. Actually, maybe it's the voice in TFII I actually am harder for? One of them (IV or III) is slightly modified and a little distorted, and while still sexy, not the same. I'll have to bust out the gen or some roms and bring back some memories.

[Helm]

There was a robot voice in II and I dug it but now my soundcard's busted, and there's no way in hell I'll dig up an old TV to connect the genesis on so I can tell you for sure.

[Rongi]

Ninja chicks :o

[glowbelly]

daphne in her black robe and sexy slippers with pixie at her feet :love

[kellychaos]

I saw the pic. That was a nice boner Daphne gave you. :)

[CaptainBubba]

Isn't it wierd how in English we say something gave you a boner, like its handing you one or something. Lol, cuz thatd be god damn ridiculous wouldn't it?

Anyway, I got 5 seperate boners at work today from scantily clad teenage females while at my register. I was extremely suprised because normally the only people I ever see at the park are fairly obese hairy fat redneck men and women with scars and odd, mishapen bodies.

[MLE]

then you should be glad you haven't quit your job! :)

[CaptainBubba]

Its not like it was any better than getting to view oddly formed trailor park globs of fat. Getting a boner at work wearing one thin layer of short pants behind a not-so-concealed counter isn't exactly happy fun time.

Nor is seeing the girls jump into their boyfriend's arms once they get done puttin away their stuff. :(

I still have a boner from quiting this job.

[Esuohlim]

http://www.tvshowsondvd.com/graphics/news/SGCTC_V1.jpg

:orgasm

November 18th can't come soon enough. :(

[Rongi]

Oh my god...that is so sexy :(

I wish it was november right fucking now >:

[Esuohlim]

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD set comes out at the same time. :wank

But I really really fucking need the Space Ghost set. NOW! >:

[Rongi]

November is going to be the best month ever :(

[Elecman.exe]

Nekos...anime catgirls.. They give me a boner..often..

[Jixby Phillips]

WENDY PEFFERCORN

[Daphne]

daphne in her black robe and sexy slippers with pixie at her feet :love

Glowbelly's fishnest :love and her bobs :eek

[Helm]

PICTURES :(

[soundtest]

http://www.sound-test.org/barf/drill.png

girl gamers :love

[Rongi]

What the HELL is that screenshot from :(?

[Esuohlim]

IT BRINGS A NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE "DRILLING A WOMAN" :lol

[Perndog]

Waking up in the morning, going to the bathroom, and coming out to see a (the) girl wearing one of your t-shirts and nothing else.

Edit: working link now
Like this... (http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/sara15.jpg)

Go to all that trouble to get rid of morning wood so you can piss, and then it pops right back up again... :yum

[kellychaos]

I hate that when you have "mornin ' wood" and you have to put your foot up onto the nearby bathroom counter and your hand on the opposite wall just to be able to get your johnson into the proper angle so that your peepee goes into the diddybowl. >:

[Jeanette X]

Waking up in the morning, going to the bathroom, and coming out to see a (the) girl wearing one of your t-shirts and nothing else.

Like this... (http://www.geocities.com/perndog/sara14.jpg)

Go to all that trouble to get rid of morning wood so you can piss, and then it pops right back up again... :yum
You get aroused by a geocities error message?

[Krythor]

Things that are totally off the wall that people tend not to get boners over! :)

[CaptainBubba]

CANCER

[KILLADEUCE]

Just about anything that can be even remotely associted with having sex...

Especially anything involving Cheer leader outfits and Japenese schoolgirls

[The Retro Kat]

boners.


www.shitcity.com

[agroskaterik]

http://www.vi2.com/getFile/224847.gif

:eek :orgasm ;) :(

[BlueOatmeal]

Girls riding the SYBIAN!