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Disorder
Jun 30th, 2003, 08:30 PM
I went and got my girlfriend pregnant.

Oh god I have to leave the country or something.

Someone tell me what I should do.
Johnny Horton
Jun 30th, 2003, 09:41 PM
http://www.geocities.com/larsonyrave/fetus.txt

Hi. I'm a fetus.

I like punk rock and dumpster birthin'.
jin
Jun 30th, 2003, 09:45 PM
Johnny Horton, you just killed me. :love :love :love
Jeanette X
Jun 30th, 2003, 10:16 PM
I went and got my girlfriend pregnant.

Oh god I have to leave the country or something.

Someone tell me what I should do.

Okay, okay, don't panic. How long has she been pregnant?
Esuohlim
Jun 30th, 2003, 10:28 PM
Bye Everybody,

I'm leaving this forum. My health has been of a nag, so I won't be making any posts on here anymore.

Sincerely,

Disorder

DO YOU HAVE AIDS? :eek

:(
Disorder
Jun 30th, 2003, 10:31 PM
I went and got my girlfriend pregnant.

Oh god I have to leave the country or something.

Someone tell me what I should do.

Okay, okay, don't panic. How long has she been pregnant?

I don't know I didn't ask :(

I pretty much just shot out the door
Disorder
Jun 30th, 2003, 10:32 PM
Bye Everybody,

I'm leaving this forum. My health has been of a nag, so I won't be making any posts on here anymore.

Sincerely,

Disorder

DO YOU HAVE AIDS? :eek

:(

LOTS. MY FAVORITE ONE DIED LAST WEAK THOUGH.

tell me what I should do now :(:(:(
HickMan
Jun 30th, 2003, 10:38 PM
Well, she can always have an abortion. :/
Esuohlim
Jun 30th, 2003, 10:41 PM
You could try not being a goth in a prep's body and take care of the mother and child.
liquidstatik
Jun 30th, 2003, 10:42 PM
What Esuohlim said :/
Jeanette X
Jun 30th, 2003, 10:54 PM
I don't know I didn't ask :(

I pretty much just shot out the door

Get your ass back in there and take responsibility for your actions.
Esuohlim
Jun 30th, 2003, 10:57 PM
Jeanette is so awesome. I bet she's the coolest person ever if I knew her in real life. :(
AChimp
Jun 30th, 2003, 11:11 PM
Why do we bother responding to this stuff? It's completely fake.

Or do you people honestly believe that some guy who just found out his girlfriend is pregnant is going to run out, make an account at I-Mockery and tell everyone about it?
Jeanette X
Jun 30th, 2003, 11:13 PM
Jeanette is so awesome. I bet she's the coolest person ever if I knew her in real life. :(
:bow
Why do we bother responding to this stuff? It's completely fake.

Or do you people honestly believe that some guy who just found out his girlfriend is pregnant is going to run out, make an account at I-Mockery and tell everyone about it?

He already had an account.
CaptainBubba
Jun 30th, 2003, 11:19 PM
KILL HER. :domo
Helm
Jul 1st, 2003, 12:57 AM
Jeanette X would be even better if she could detect irony.
Jixby Phillips
Jul 1st, 2003, 05:06 AM
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4487 :lol
AChimp
Jul 1st, 2003, 10:26 AM
He already had an account.
Yeah, with 12 posts!

I'm sure I-Mockery is high on the "oh shit what do I do list" in real events like this for people with 12 posts. :rolleyes