THE SAD THREAD

[Esuohlim]

This is the thread you post in when you're sad. Whenever you're sad you can explain why you're sad or you can just post a frown to make you feel better. :(

Right now I'm sad because I have a sunburn over a mosquito bite, so it burns twice as much and I can't even slap my mosquito bite anymore (which usually do instead of scratching because scratching causes infections :() because sunburns hurt like the dickens when they're slapped. :(

So why are you all sad? :(

[NIGhtMAre]

im sad you're still alive :(

[Jeanette X]

Scratch around the mosquito bite, not directly on it. That way it will feel like you are scratching it, but you won't make it worse.

[Esuohlim]

There will be no insults in the sad thread. Many people in the sad thread are sad enough without getting their feelings hurt on top of everything. :(

Scratch around the mosquito bite, not directly on it. That way it will feel like you are scratching it, but you won't make it worse.

Scratching sunburns hurt. :(

[Secret Agent Vomit]

I'm actually not sad right now. I just read this thread because you usually make me LOL, Esuohlim. :)

BUT... I'm kinda sad because noone commented on my song in the Music forum, but I'm just an attention whore anyway. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

I think it is sad that Esuohlim continues to post. :(

[Esuohlim]

I'm actually not sad right now. I just read this thread because you usually make me LOL, Esuohlim. :)

That makes me less sad. :)

I think it is sad that Esuohlim continues to post. :(

WHAT DID I JUST SAY? >:

I THINK I SHOULD RENAME THIS "THE ANGRY THREAD STARRING CAP'N CRUNCH" AND THEN WE ALL GET ANGRY AT CAP'N CRUNCH FOR MAKING ME CHANGE THE SAD THREAD'S TITLE TO "THE ANGRY THREAD STARRING CAP'N CRUNCH". >:

[Helm]

I'm sad because the police is coming :( I can hear them they're on their way :(

[liquidstatik]

Im sad because my moms cancer isnt going away :(

[kahljorn]

Sad Panda :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

My Esuohlim impression:

HI, MY NAME IS ESUOHLIM AND I TYPE IN ALL CAPS, JUST LIKE A FEW OTHER PEOPLE ON THESE BOARDS, AND IT IS MY LAME ATTEMPT OF BEING FUNNY. :( I CAN'T THINK UP MY OWN CRAP, SO I GO ALONG WHAT IS NEW AND FRESH AND MAKE IT MY OWN. >: LET'S UNBAN DOUG FROM STRIPCREATOR.COM. >:

LOL :(

[Rongi]

I'm sad that I'm flying :( :lamehomestarrunnerreference

[Esuohlim]

Doug being banned from StripCreator also made me sad. :(

AND YOU ARE USING THE LETTER "E" IN NEARLY ALL OF YOUR POSTS, JUST LIKE A FEW OTHER PEOPLE ON THESE BOARDS. :rolleyes

[Cap'n Crunch]

ALL CAPS IS HILARIOUS. IT MAKES ME SAD THAT PEOPLE POST USING LOWER CASE. :( :( :rolleyes

[liquidstatik]

All this fighting makes me sad :(

[Secret Agent Vomit]

Sad Panda :(

WHAT!!!

I'll have you know Panda is a happy Panda. He's all juiced up for the Rock N' Roll sex. :hypno

You wanna talk about Sad? Then talk about Sad Puppy. :(

http://www.wetcanvas.com/Community/images/30-Jun-2003/3817-Pict0235.JPG

Sad Puppy is a magnet for sadness. It just sits there in it's little chair and gets sad. :(

[CaptainBubba]

I'm sad because I don't think this one girl will be willing to stab me in a public place. I really want her to, but she'll proably insist on it being in a private place.

I just want me and her to go to a mall, and her to pull out a knife and stab me a couple times. I promised I wouldn't press charges, but damnit to hell I just don't think she'll go for it.

So unhappy right now. :tear.

[kahljorn]

I don't us th lttr " censord" caus I'm so Cool. It's nw and frsh, vrybody should do it.

[Esuohlim]

But then you'd just be in the group of people who don't use "E"'s in their posts. NEITHER ARE ALLOWED. :(

[kahljorn]

no way i AM th group of popl who don't us th "Cnsord" ky. Anybody ls would just b my bitch.

[DecapitatedHate]

I'm sad because I lost my old godzilla movies.

[Esuohlim]

NEW RULE. People who are gothic or have gothic user names or avatars are forbiddin to post in the Sad Thread. :(

[liquidstatik]

LOL :(

I am sad because, for some ghey reason, I cant create an aim account. :( It seems to work fine for everybody else though... but nobody will make one for me. :(

My computer sucks :(

[noob3]

You're all uninteresting to say the least.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'M SAD :lol

[Rev. Danno]

I'm sad that jebus died for our sins... What makes me sadder is Luke Skywalker never knew his mother, & when Tiny Tim Died (the singer, the the gimpy kid)...

[kahljorn]

ill make one for you liquid.

[liquidstatik]

OMG ok :)

[kahljorn]

what's your email address and shit?

[kahljorn]

and desired screen name

[kahljorn]

hurry up bitch stitch! I need to go eat. I haven't eaten anything today. Fuck. I'm hungry.

[liquidstatik]

email- L1qu1D@e107.co.uk
screenname- prettypinkfairy
shit- uuh...

If that ones taken just type in stupid crap 'til you get one that works.

[sadie]

i'm sad.
prettypinkfairy.
tiptoe through the tulips.
the only thing saving this thread from being completely, glaringly gay is the utter irony of it all. :lol