My Russian, epileptic, crackhead, illegal immigrant neighbor

[Rongi]

Is having a baby sometime in August, and she's smoking. I want to tell her to quit, but she'll just roll her eyes at me. I hate to sound preachy :(.

[The Retro Kat]

Back in Soviet Russia, smoking makes baby stronger.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Maybe she prefers a smaller baby. :rolleyes

[AChimp]

In Soviet Russia, eyes roll you! >:

[Rongi]

In soviet russia, baby has you? :(

[Ninjavenom]

I always wished that smoking while pregnant would make the baby come out all mushy and pasty, like squeezing a tube of toothpaste. People would probably still smoke their little fetus to a pasty demise, but i know that more people would say something to them about it.

[AChimp]

In Soviet Russia, smoking quits you. :(

[Rongi]

but i know that more people would say something to them about it.

Quit making me feel guilty :(. It's not like I haven't tried to tell her before, it's the same thing "I'll quit when I want to" or the ol' eyeroll :(.

[Evil Robot]

In Russia, girl is worth 4000 cigarettes.

[Ninjavenom]

Well, punch her in the eye, then. I hear women are into that.

[Rongi]

Pfft, are you kidding? Russian women are fucking tough. She'd beat the holy fuck out of me, pregnant or not :(.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Is the father of the baby Soda Popinski? ROFL LOL OMG

[feelevil]

i wud b more concerned bout tha "CRACK SMOKING" but dat's jus me.

HEHhea;

[Rongi]

She claims her and her boyfriend are off it, but I have my doubts :/

[Esuohlim]

In Soviet Russia, toothpaste squeezes you! :(

[feelevil]

u meen u gots a crackhead bitch neighbor yo???

>> NO FUCKIN WAY will i feel sympathy for u bein a virgin nomore Rongi. SEIZE THA DAY YO. unless ofcos dat bun be yours n u feelin more than neighborly concern if ya knowhatimsayin d00d ;)

HEhealhds;l

[Esuohlim]

WHAT? >:

[feelevil]

couple more timez yo its gettin funniah

HEHehla;

[Les Waste]

Feelevil is the best person here. >:

I am so not joking. Him and Jin. >:

[feelevil]

:nutinbutluv 4 ya Les

http://www.csh.rit.edu/~chip/tupac/paclove.jpg

[Mike]

What a careless mandavoshka

[ziggytrix]

unless ofcos dat bun be yours n u feelin more than neighborly concern if ya knowhatimsayin d00d

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Rongi]

NO FUCKIN WAY will i feel sympathy for u bein a virgin nomore Rongi. SEIZE THA DAY YO. unless ofcos dat bun be yours n u feelin more than neighborly concern if ya knowhatimsayin d00d ;)

Ok, one, how do you know I'm a 'virgin'? Two, no way in hell will I fuck a pregnant, crackhead, russian

[feelevil]

i think every1 needz 2 just CHILLAX 4 a bit cuz dis ain't tha time or place yo!!

:pouralittleliquor 4 Rongi's crack baby :tear

if u dun do it u ain't got no muthafuckin heart

[Rongi]

If I didn't include "crackhead" in the title, feelevil probably wouldn't have even posted in this thread :lol

[Esuohlim]

Then I guess I "ain't got no muthafuckin heart". :rolleyes

[feelevil]

u ain't got a clue either son but whose countin

WHAT? >:

HEhhale;l;ls

Rongi> hell no... ur topics r alwayz so interesting who could resist??

[Rongi]

Whoose character are you anyway feelevil?

I notice that whenever I post in this thread, you are immediatly summoned to this thread. Weird...

[feelevil]

thas cuz im ur character hun>>

boo hoo u have NO sense of humor d00d >>

aQueera?? i left a present for u in tha 'hood (Mock Warz) plz tell me u opened it!!

[Rongi]

Wait...so I'm half black and half white?

Like an oreo :picklehat

[Cap'n Crunch]

Shut up halfie. >: