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Rongi
Jul 2nd, 2003, 04:51 PM
Nothing good ever came out of it for me. My parents would usually break up around that time :(
FartinMowler
Jul 2nd, 2003, 06:15 PM
Rongi depressing.. hmm I will have to save this for later. :)
Rongi
Jul 2nd, 2003, 06:24 PM
How's the daughter ;)
GAsux
Jul 2nd, 2003, 06:27 PM
Anyone who doesn't like setting shit on fire and eating hot dogs has got to be a communist.
Rongi
Jul 2nd, 2003, 06:29 PM
Then I must be the biggest commie ever. I honestly can't stand Hot Dogs.
Protoclown
Jul 2nd, 2003, 06:37 PM
Hot dogs are fucking disgusting. I haven't had one in years, thankfully.
Immortal Goat
Jul 2nd, 2003, 06:52 PM
I actually like hot dogs. However, I find their shape to be quite disconcerting. Does anyone else feel like they are :blowme while eating a hot dog?
punkgrrrlie10
Jul 2nd, 2003, 06:55 PM
HAMBURGERS!!!!
El Blanco
Jul 2nd, 2003, 08:25 PM
I actually like hot dogs. However, I find their shape to be quite disconcerting. Does anyone else feel like they are :blowme while eating a hot dog?

I use the all beef kind and grill them. Use a bun and cover it in ketchup. No phallic symbol there.
Immortal Goat
Jul 2nd, 2003, 09:48 PM
I actually like hot dogs. However, I find their shape to be quite disconcerting. Does anyone else feel like they are :blowme while eating a hot dog?

I use the all beef kind and grill them. Use a bun and cover it in ketchup. No phallic symbol there.

But then I think of anal sex, cuz it's in a pair of "buns"...

Am I just perverted?
Skulhedface
Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:44 PM
All I can say is...

If I can get outside of city limits, I actually love the 4th of July.

Firecrackers and fireworks always amused me. Maybe it's that part of me that never grew up and enjoyed blowing things up.

However... the movie based on Independence Day? Maximum suckage.
kellychaos
Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:42 AM
I have a piece of undigested frankfurter lodged in my small intestine that's been there since the fourth grade. It show up on x-rays. :/
El Blanco
Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:48 AM
I actually like hot dogs. However, I find their shape to be quite disconcerting. Does anyone else feel like they are :blowme while eating a hot dog?

I use the all beef kind and grill them. Use a bun and cover it in ketchup. No phallic symbol there.

But then I think of anal sex, cuz it's in a pair of "buns"...

Am I just perverted?

Are you thinking of anal sex with a dog? In that case, no, you are perfectly normal.
kellychaos
Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:54 AM
"Is that a foot long?

And then some."

:bachelorparty