SERIOUS PROBLEM

[Anonymous]

Hey, guys, I...like...have this friend? And he has this girlfriend...

The sex is great and all (i hear), but she usually comes before he does. He thinks it's because he's so hot.

PLEASE HELP

[kellychaos]

So ... who's the "catcher"?

[Helm]

Fuck off kellychaos.

The problem is (as in most cases of everything) that you're not hitting her hard enough.

[The One and Only...]

Then she comes before he does. I've never met a couple that come at the same time.

[Mike]

How's that a problem? I had a girlfriend like that but this didn't bother either of us, since girls can come a bunch of times but guys only get one. We just kept going at it until we were both satisfied.

[AChimp]

There must be something that prevents newbies from getting jokes. >:

[Mike]

I got the joke, I just couldn't come up with anything better than experience to say.

[CaptainBubba]

GIRLS CAN'T CUM WHEN THEYRE DEAD :domo

[Rev. Danno]

Tell your friend not to worry, it's what women call "Fakeing it"...
She's really geting nothing out of it, just cum, be happy, & let her deal with herself on her own time...
& Mike... Guys can cum more than once, you should go see a doctor.