Girls like me? [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

CaptainBubba

Jul 7th, 2003, 10:57 AM

Everywhere I go at least one girl likes me alot, and its always one I think is gorgeous and really nice. I guess you could say I don't have a problem with girls liking me. Apparently they do like me, and apparently alot. The problem is i don't believe it.

People will constantly tell me that girls I like have massive crushes on me and I say its bullshit and they're playing a trick on me because i can't imagine anyone liking me.

Girl's have litterally gone up to me and said, "I think you're really hot.". And I have responded, "No you don't". The only two times I've kissed a girl was once when I was forced by my friends and her friend to, and another time when a girl I thought despised me randomly pulled me onto my friend's bed and made my lips bleed with her mouth.

I can't talk to girls once I think they like me anyway. I can't joke around them. heres an example:

Say a girl I don't think likes me gets me a glass of water. My reponse: "FOOL! I refuse to drink this water without icecubes! Take it back immediately garcon! Chop chop!"

Now a girl I like: "Thanks."

:(

Esuohlim

Jul 7th, 2003, 11:28 AM

Girl's have litterally gone up to me and said, "I think you're really hot.". And I have responded, "No you don't".

LOL

No girl has ever gone up to me and told me I was hot, so I don't know what I'd do in that situation. I would either say "Uh...OK" or "....thanks. Uh, you too" or something stupid like that.

:(

Protoclown

Jul 7th, 2003, 12:23 PM

So, girls think you're hot. And I've seen your pic, you're a good looking guy. Where's the fucking problem?

Man, what I wouldn't give to have ONE girl in my entire lifetime come up to me and say something like that.

CaptainBubba

Jul 7th, 2003, 12:51 PM

Problem is I always think they're just being mean and trying to get a rise out of me. I'm overly cynical when it comes to girls and I'm somehow convinced they're all evil and want to make me cry.

Protoclown

Jul 7th, 2003, 12:54 PM

Yeah, but you're good looking. It's not surprising that women would actually like you.

Whenever someone used to tell me that such and such girl would like me, I would KNOW I was being fucked with. :mistrust :or is it distrust? :no trust in spelling grrr

AChimp

Jul 7th, 2003, 12:55 PM

This thread makes me >: and :(.

Rev. Danno

Jul 7th, 2003, 03:21 PM

Put yourself into the mindset of "yeah they might be playing a joke on me, but I might get some as well..." It's better to be the but of a joke by women then to worry about if for years later...

Anti-Xocial

Jul 7th, 2003, 04:11 PM

I remember a time, not that long ago, when it used to be the opposite matter that was the issue at hand: "why DON'T girls like me?"

You sound as though you are having some insecurity issues about yourself (like most of us mind you). Try looking into what might have caused those issues in the first place (i.e. someone at some point in your life might have told you that you were ugly).

Jeanette X

Jul 7th, 2003, 04:45 PM

Problem is I always think they're just being mean and trying to get a rise out of me. I'm overly cynical when it comes to girls and I'm somehow convinced they're all evil and want to make me cry.
You just need to give them a chance. Try to get to know them first.

CaptainBubba

Jul 7th, 2003, 05:06 PM

(i.e. someone at some point in your life might have told you that you were ugly).

For about 3 years all my friends, and eventually myself, pretty much agreed I was the ugliest thing on legs. I guess I still haven't gotten over it yet, but I do know that I don't have acne anymore and my hair is much better when I make it go up. :/

Its all made me extremely vain as well. I'm obssessed with my body image and I get upset when I feel like I'm uglier one day then I was the day before. :(

You just need to give them a chance. Try to get to know them first.

It rarely gets that far. I only get to know a girl if I have no interest in her. Otherwise I barely even speak around her. I have girl problems. :(

Royal Tenenbaum

Jul 7th, 2003, 07:14 PM

"Say a girl I don't think likes me gets me a glass of water. My reponse: "FOOL! I refuse to drink this water without icecubes! Take it back immediately garcon! Chop chop!""

Yeah, that isn't funny in anyway. :/

noob3

Jul 7th, 2003, 07:24 PM

All signs point to captain bubba being homosexual, including his picture!

CaptainBubba

Jul 7th, 2003, 07:26 PM

1. Its not funny. Its flirting. At least thats the way I always thought people flirted. Maybe you know a better way since you are know board-wide as the master of suave and lady know-how.

2. What the hell is wrong with you?

Noob: God, I wish. :/

kahljorn

Jul 7th, 2003, 07:56 PM

You just need a pair of balls, and to get out of highschool. Everything changes then, for most..

Protoclown

Jul 7th, 2003, 10:40 PM

Nothing changed for me. ASSHOLE!!! >:

LOL

Bubba, I know how it is. For years I was called ugly by the kids at school and I'm still to this day convinced that I am a troll who no girl would even consider getting close to. :/

If it's any consolation though, you're a good-looking guy.

punkgrrrlie10

Jul 7th, 2003, 10:47 PM

Proto, you are so hot.

Protoclown

Jul 7th, 2003, 10:55 PM

That doesn't count :(

Rongi

Jul 7th, 2003, 10:56 PM

Pfft, us italians don't need good looks.

Just a nice, big bat :)

Esuohlim

Jul 7th, 2003, 10:58 PM

My friend once told me that if I wasn't her friend, she'd go out with me. :(

That made me really sad and then I got confused because that means that she would have to not like me anymore in order to like me, and that makes no sense.

So I asked her what the hell that was supposed to mean. And I sometimes make fun of her for it still, but it still makes me sad for some reason. :(

kahljorn

Jul 7th, 2003, 10:59 PM

"Everything changes then, for most.."

I actually said that, just for you proto :( It's Okay, I'm sure you'll find someone special someday, and you will live happily ever after and be in love and have children and shit. :puke

Protoclown

Jul 7th, 2003, 11:04 PM

you're a goober

Helm

Jul 8th, 2003, 12:02 AM

Proto you're so hot. I've been beating to that animated gif of your face, since the day I made it :love

You owe me 2 boxes of Kleenex >:

Protoclown

Jul 8th, 2003, 12:03 AM

OKAY :(

Blackjack

Jul 8th, 2003, 08:24 AM

Interesting. At a club once this girl said to me "Will you be my Radiator?" and before I could answer her hands disappeared up my T-shirt! So I kind of sat there, not knowing who this person was, her hands kind of on my chest. What the fuck am I supposed to say? Make polite conversation?

In the end she must have thought I was really dull, gay (or both) and after a couple of minutes said "Thanks" and I never saw her again!

Protoclown

Jul 8th, 2003, 12:22 PM

you radiated TEH GAY

(LOL)

CaptainBubba

Jul 8th, 2003, 09:35 PM

I work at Water Country at the locker rentals. Today at work just before close a really cute girl and her friends were walking by and giggling, then they stoped, said something, giggled some more, and she walked up to me. This was the conversation:

Pretty girl: Hi, I have a question.
Me: Ok.
Pretty girl: Why do the lifegaurds wear their shirt off and some of you guys have to wear that shirt?
Me: I don't know.
Pretty girl: They should change that. You guys shouldn't have to wear shirts. You should take your shirt off.
Me: I agree. Its really hot sometimes.

Was she fucking with me or flirting? I honestly can't tell. :(

punkgrrrlie10

Jul 8th, 2003, 09:36 PM

Anonymous

Jul 8th, 2003, 10:48 PM

CB - my guess is both. They wanted you to take off your shirt because they think you're sessy, but if you'd done it they would've giggled and howled and stuff.

That's when you spring your attack.

Cap'n Crunch

Jul 9th, 2003, 06:16 PM

I would have said something on the lines of," Maybe you should take your shirt off first." I always get slapped. :(

Anonymous

Jul 9th, 2003, 07:23 PM

no you don't

CaptainBubba

Jul 9th, 2003, 07:44 PM

I work at Water Country. Her shirt was off. :(

Helm

Jul 10th, 2003, 09:34 AM

When is such situations, you can always proclaim very loudly that you are a robot and that you are burning with the fiery flame of DETERMINATION, and then stare for a few minutes.

Ninjavenom

Jul 10th, 2003, 04:09 PM

Along the lines of Helm's idea, i would suggest giving her a good old roundhouse to the head. Works every time.

KSI

Jul 12th, 2003, 01:51 AM

omg captainbubba i saw your picture in the other forum or whatever you shouldnt be so shy you are cute.

KSI

Jul 12th, 2003, 01:52 AM

sorry i answered 2 times

FartinMowler

Jul 12th, 2003, 03:48 AM

Honestly it's hard to feel bad for someone that obviously has good looks and a lack of gonads. :( Just listen to Chojin and do the opposite is all I can think of.

CaptainBubba

Jul 12th, 2003, 08:11 AM

THAT SETTLES IT! >: >: TNX FARTIN-highly held opinion-MOWLER!

Seriously though. I just need to learn how to be at ease. I get too defensive and serious round purtiness in the flesh.

I dunno. I'll see how things turn out this school year since I've practically been in isolation for the past 10 months and I'm getting on the edge of desperation when it comes to getting a girlfriend.

And even I know it won't be exactly a challenge to get one at this school. For the 1 month I actually went there more girls flirted w/ me than previously in my entire life span. According to my sister, who says many of her friends think I'm hot, I am "going to have a very fun time". (shes bi, so she knows the pickins ;) )

FartinMowler

Jul 12th, 2003, 09:39 AM

(shes bi, so she knows the pickins This guy is so full of Shite my keyboard is starting to smell of his rank and stupid lies. >:

CaptainBubba

Jul 12th, 2003, 01:56 PM

Shes my fucking sister. Do you think I LIKE that my FUCKING SISTER who is 1.5 years younger than me currently has 2 boyfriends and a girlfriend???

Seriously Martin. Are you a retard? I don't mean just the stupid kind either, I mean the kind where you bang teddy bears against your face and scream because you think you're being mauled.

Esuohlim

Jul 12th, 2003, 02:44 PM

Does this mean I shouldn't make fun of fags around you? :(

FartinMowler

Jul 12th, 2003, 02:51 PM

getting upset seems to be easy but you can't walk up to a girl and say "hi". I just find you hard to swallow like your boy friend.

Jeanette X

Jul 12th, 2003, 03:30 PM

You just need to relax a little. Stop being so paranoid. What is the worst that will happen if you let down your guard?

CaptainBubba

Jul 13th, 2003, 12:28 AM

getting upset seems to be easy but you can't walk up to a girl and say "hi". I just find you hard to swallow like your boy friend.

ARE YOU RETARDED? SERIOSULY. I AM NOT JOKING. MAYBE YOU AREN'T RETARDED, BUT WERE YOU DIAGNOSED WITH SOME SORT OF MENTAL DISORDER?

I am not joking at ALL.

Jeanette: Ya, I think this year will be different. Just because I have alot of pent up social energy and I really really just want to talk to people, so who knows. :/

Maybe I'll make the final post in "Virgin's Only" and ask for the dissolution of the thread sometime in the next 12 months. :)

Or maybe I'll cut my wrists. :(

kahljorn

Jul 13th, 2003, 02:20 AM

When I turned 17 I developed this idea. it's a contraversal idea, my friend and I both put this philosophy to test. It basically works by Not giving a fuck about anyone's opinion. This is of course the very begining of it. It's like cynicism, and being a pessimist of the truest form, so pessimist you could be seen as the truest optomist. It's crazy. I'm crazy. So are those little orange birds, i hate those things. They have long legs and shit, they make me think what the fuck. A bird, and it's orange, and it has long legs.
So anyway, you see a hot girl. Now, with your philosophy you go, "Oh no, I'll go say hi and she'll pull out a gun s hoot off my balls and proceed to remove bodily organs." I go(depending on the amount of alcohol to have been ingested), "a hot girl, she'll say no and I won't give a flying fuck and I'll see some other hot girl in five more minutes and do the same thing all over again."

It's not a hard thought. Why should you care about someone you'll never see again, even if she runs off and immediatly tells all her friends, who cares. You don't know her friends. When you die you don't see all the girls you hit on and failed with for an eternity of them teasing you over your cock size. That is the end of my span of boredom.

AChimp

Jul 13th, 2003, 09:39 AM

Yeah, but you know, when you start asking out everything with two legs, people start to view you as desperate.

FartinMowler

Jul 13th, 2003, 10:53 AM

Actually I always stand back and look and things in a different way than most and I find it hard to empathise with situations like yourself :/ Passion, perseverance and a little bit of character go a long way.

ARE YOU RETARDED? SERIOSULY. I AM NOT JOKING. MAYBE YOU AREN'T RETARDED, BUT WERE YOU DIAGNOSED WITH SOME SORT OF MENTAL DISORDER?

I am not joking at ALL.

Helm

Jul 15th, 2003, 08:57 AM

Yeah, but you know, when you start asking out everything with two legs, people start to view you as desperate.

Why would a person that doesn't care what others think of him make an effort to not appear as something unflattering? :fallacy

Johnny Engrish

Aug 16th, 2003, 07:48 PM

Don't worry CaptainBubba, you are hot and all of the girls on this board (and appearantly most of the men) desperately want to have sex with you :)

Now, on a completely unrelated note: has anyone here ever considered starting a topic where all you do is talk about how every girl you meet just gushes over how incredibly fucking hot you are and then tries to force you to give her your precious man-seed against your will? But you're not into it because you're shy and think you look like Gilbert Gottfried, no matter how hard your bisexual pornstar twin sister tries to convince you otherwise? Just think about it: you could probably convince all sorts of gullible saps to pour praise on you and inflate your pathetic ego! You could even swipe some photos of hot a guy off a gay dating site and claim they're of you!

Nah, on second thought it wouldn't work. I'm sure that nobody on this board is fucking braindead enough to fall for a ploy that stupid :(

OperationScuzBucket

Aug 16th, 2003, 08:20 PM

(shes bi, so she knows the pickins This guy is so full of Shite my keyboard is starting to smell of his rank and stupid lies. >:

Haha...no lie...I'm CB's sister. :P

And yes, the girls at WC were flirting with you. You are muscular. They wanted to see your fucking muscles. Why don't you believe me when I say that girls like you? THEY DO. THEY BUGGED ME EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL after I showed them your picture and they remembered who you were...every damn girl in my health class aside from 2 people (who were bitchy and didn't deserve anyone living) thought you were hot as hell. Damn you. BELIEVE. >:

Gåte

Aug 16th, 2003, 08:33 PM