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kahljorn
Jul 7th, 2003, 08:01 PM
I can't get laid and women hate me, so do men so I can't be gay. Whenever I turn to animals they run. I need advice. :( :( :(: (: (:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( . My existence is sad and Pitiful. I expect serious advice. Seriously. Serious only.

whoreable
Jul 7th, 2003, 09:02 PM
Be someone else.

kahljorn
Jul 7th, 2003, 09:21 PM
Can I possess you?

Esuohlim
Jul 7th, 2003, 09:38 PM
Seriously, shut up. :lol

Animals don't run when you put them at the edge of a cliff. In fact, they back up. Hope my advice is helpful. :lol

CaptainBubba
Jul 7th, 2003, 09:40 PM
Maybe you should try rape?

kahljorn
Jul 7th, 2003, 10:06 PM
I already tried rape, my penis retreated into uncharted lands.

Anti-Xocial
Jul 14th, 2003, 05:50 PM
Quit trying so hard and just sit back and watch how disaster will unfold itself to you!
When you're looking for it, you never find it, but (as sure as "Amen" is said in a church) so is the probablity of you getting laid when you don't want it anymore!

Trust Me!! :(

Hobo Renee
Jul 23rd, 2003, 03:50 AM
Move out of Southern California. You can be ugly and be considered good looking much easier in other parts of the country. You can also be poorer but survive easier.

sadie
Jul 23rd, 2003, 08:06 AM
wamp.