ATTN MAX BURBANK: ADVENTURES WITH MOXIE! o.O

[Mockery]

So we had this huge "World Market" place open right near us (it's crazy how many new stores they're putting in the West End of Richmond now... they're almost done with a gargantuan new mall that's gonna even have a comedy club in it) so we went exploring around inside it. They have all sorts of weird foreign foods and household items, but much to our suprise, they have a huge stock of MOXIE NERVE TONIC!!! Naturally, we had to buy a bottle and see just how good this drink of Burbank lore really was.

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/moxie/moxie1.jpg
"BOY! I SURE AM FEELING NERVOUS!!! I WISH I HAD SOMETHING TO PUT MY MIND AT EASE!"

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/moxie/moxie2.jpg
CHA-CHING!

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/moxie/moxie3.jpg
WELL WELL WELL! WHAT HAVE WE HERE!

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/moxie/moxie4.jpg
*GLUG* *GLUG*;)

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/moxie/moxie5.jpg
"MOXIE REMOVED THE URGE TO TAKE MY OWN LIFE! THANKS MOXIE!"

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/moxie/moxie6.jpg
"AROO? WHAT THIS BE?"

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/moxie/moxie7.jpg
"PAAATOOOEY!"

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/moxie/moxie8.jpg
"TASTES GREAT!"

And so ended our big adventure with MOXIE. :tear

-RoG-

[AChimp]

If I was an asshole, I'd say that you just provided me with good Photoshop material, but I'm not. :(

Nice expressions. ;)

[Esuohlim]

The guy on the bottle is like "I WANT YOU...TO DRINK MOXIE TONIC". :(

[whoreable]

hah thats cute

[Rongi]

Who is that person in the first picture >:?

[Mockery]

If I was an asshole, I'd say that you just provided me with good Photoshop material, but I'm not. :(

Then it's a good thing I am. >:)

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/moxie/rog-dildo.jpg

[whoreable]

haha that reminded me of this (http://www.uprightcitizens.com/08/bongalong.html)

[AChimp]

FINE. >:

I WILL CAPTION THE PICTURES INSTEAD. >:

http://www.i-mockery.net/newpics/moxie/moxie5.jpg
MY NAME IS MOCKERY AND I LIEK TO DELETE CHIMP'S THREADS. :(

[Carnivore]

Rog, you totally stole my hair style. You bastard!

[Rev. Danno]

Ok, you toyally convinced me Doppa, & Rog are not the same person.
Rog is a pink color, & Doppa is more of a Jaundecy yellow...
Although I am not convinced you two are not siblings...
Man I wish I had photoshop...
ps, I hope you two didn't drink out of the same bottle, that's a good way to get germs...
Rog is sooo hot !

[Mockery]

MY NAME IS MOCKERY AND I LIEK TO DELETE CHIMP'S THREADS. :(

Pfft, I moved your gaming-oriented thread to the gaming forum. I like to delete your ACCOUNTS much more than I like to delete your threads.
:posh

Rog, you totally stole my hair style. You bastard!

Where have you been? I've had that hair for like 3 months, and you're just seeing it for the first time? Egads boy, get with the program. Anyway, yeah your hair is a lot like mine cuz it's very straight. I don't even have to comb my hair anymore, that's what I really like about it. I just had the barber cut it short 3 months ago and that's how it falls naturally after it dries :P

[Anonymous]

your long hair was far more dreamy :<

[Mockery]

I'll remember that next time I'm in the market for a male raver in my little pony pants and a choker. ;)

[kahljorn]

I just had some booberry cereal not too long ago. By the reccomendations of thee.

[Anonymous]

i didn't know you had little pony pants too :<

[Ninjavenom]

I really wish that i hadn't laughed so hard at those photoshopped ones. The joke was so obvious but it was still too lol. I thought you were Tobey McGuire in the first picture.

[FartinMowler]

Nice pictures but why no comment from the man himself and why is there no pictures Max? :/ I've even seen pictures of Chojin kissing a dude. :shocked

[Protoclown]

Holy shit, there's Moxie in that World Market?? I haven't been in that place yet, but I'm definitely going now!

[mburbank]

Moxie Cherry Cola?!? What the fuck? Moxie is just... Moxie!

I'll tell you what all, I have generally concidered myself the master of all things Moxie but in the last few months I have seen

Moxie bankrolling a small time skecth comedy group in NYC
Moxie as a sponsor for a road race
And now this. In addition to a Moxie soda that was other than Moxie (and this hasn't happened since they gave ted williams a Moxcie brand Ginger ale to push in the fifties) That Moxie guy logo is the one from the early 1940's!

I have to assume someone bought the licences and is trying to revive the brand! I shall look into it and get back to you all. Right now I have to go meet some blind consultants. It's like a blind date, except they're actually blind and I'm not dating them.

[Anonymous]

burbank - they also had one that was an orange cream soda


Rog is a pink color, & Doppa is more of a Jaundecy yellow

the photo is misleading, I'm not a Jaundecy yellow, I'm actually sickly green

[Jixby Phillips]

WHERES YOUR HAIR, OH WAIT YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY :lol

[choptop]

Here's a link to galco's they're an online store that sells nothing but hard to find soda, at reasonable prices

main site:
www.galcos.com

original moxie:
http://www.sodapopstop.com/products/detail.cfm?link=70

[FartinMowler]

Max is just like talking to a movie star. :/

[SLjimbo]

I did find a bottle of Moxie Cherry Cola over at my local Stop N' Shop. :eek