Furbi

[MentalStaples]

I remember when furbi came out and it was this huge craze. everyone had to buy one. but they're so annoying. they never shut up. they suck.

[Esuohlim]

I know someone who's all "I TAUGHT MINE HOW TO SWEAR" and I'm like "OMG SHOW ME" and they're like "IT DOESN'T DO IT DURING THE DAY" :(

[MentalStaples]

That is so weird....but now they have all the other robot animals too. The cats and dogs and birds....it's so stupid.

[Schimid]

My cousin has one and it sneezes all the fucking time. :(

I would always make it eat my finger.

[liquidstatik]

My sister had one and it wouldnt shut the fuck up, so we took the batteries out of it. And it started talking again about 10 minutes later... and we looked... and their was no batteries in it :o I almost shit my pants.

Im serious too, it was freaky.

[HickMan]

Remember when some people were afraid because they might be spying on us through the little black lense? I laugh at the stupidity at people :dunce. I had one and my friend had one too. When you put two next to each other, they start talking. Her's was talking away and mine was beeping crazily like a microwave on the fritz.

[backdoorviolator]

i had a gizmo firby. he liked to dance alot. if he could of walked, i bet he would of went clubbin because he was so much of a dancing machine. but thenone day my nephew dropped it off the balcony and it died >:

[Mike]

Last semester someone left a furby in my room so my roommate and I tried to teach it to cuss. It failed to learn so we smashed it open with a cinder block and sold its organs on the black market.

[Rongi]

My friend put his brother's furbi in the oven :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

I threw one I found at a wall. They are called Furby actually. :(

[Esuohlim]

HEY CAP'N CRUNCH, REMEMBER BEENEE BAYBEES? :picklehat

[The Retro Kat]

OR YO-YO'S?




Am i playing the game right?

[ScruU2wice]

did any1 else download that furbi prank call to walmart, it made me cry with lafter :tear

[Schimid]

"I'm going to give you...GONORHHEA."

It was pretty good. And I fucking hate that word. Too hard to spell.

[Snatchtastic]

HAHAHAHA nice, me and my friends had a furby, he was always nervous and hungry. We doused him with BBQ lighter fluid and set his ass ablaze with a blowtorch.

We put him out with the hose after most of his fur burned off. Then we played Frankenstien and removed his fur and put it back on him like he was wearing a mink fur. Then we put him in a plastic bag and now he lives in the garage.

[Schimid]

YEAH IT'S FUNNY TO DESTROY REALLY CUTE THINGS AND IMAGINE THEIR PAIN >:

[sketchrules]

i know what you're all thinking. furby isn't old enought to be retro. but he was featured in a recent atlanta paper article about the retro 90s.

so stop complaining.

[SPORK-A-RIFFIC]

My furby would sometimes talk even though I turned it off..... I think it was an act of satan.....mmhmm... :|

[Mike P]

I saw Furbies for five bucks at Kay-Bee...

[Drew Katsikas]

My little sister's friend fucking lied to us about Furbies, too. She was like, WE TAUGHT IT TO SAY STUFF AND WHEN THE PATRIOTS SCORED IT SAID TOUCHDOWN!! Fucking cunt ass liar! >:

[HickMan]

Kill her.

[OneHungLo]

Furbies were lame straight out of the box, but with a little bit of electronics and programming knowledge, they can be a lot of fun.

Prime examples: when I was in college, my buddies and I had fun hacking furbies doing various things. We hacked a furby's controller and IR port to change channels on my mom's TV. :lol2 We set it to change the channels or turn off the TV, then giggle with that creepy furby laugh (HE HE HE!!!).

Another fun one: one of our fellow programming students had a GBC flash cart laying around. If you don't know what one of these is, it's basically a Game Boy cartridge with a 64 megabit flash ROM in it for uploading your own ROMs through your PC's parallel port. Anyways, we wrote some code to use the IR port on top of the GBC kind of like a universal remote, and proceeded to walk around all the toy stores in the mall with our new "toy". at first we thought it was funny to make all the furbies start singing, but then we found it even funnier just to give all the little bastards head colds. By the time we left the mall, EVERY FUCKING FURBY was SNEEZING like crazy... :party

Anyways, if you would like to learn how to do things similar to these with those little mechanical bastards, check out this site for documentation on the IR port, and to purchase a kit.

http://www.homestead.com/hackfurby/

[oedipus_wrecked]

My mom's godchildren had Furbies, and they would put them in a drawer and close it when the Furbies were "tired" (they needed darkness to "fall asleep"). Then the little things would become terrified and start making their fear noises, like they were being punished for something.

They brought the Furbies with them on a trip with my family once. It was rather creepy when we were trying to sleep and the Furbies wouldn't shut up; instead, they continued to mumble cryptically from the depths of a drawer, even when we finally took the batteries out. Eerie little buggers.

Here's one way to solve the problem of a malfunctioning Furby: http://www.phobe.com/furby/

[Derangon]

Man, they scare me. Seriously, take the fur off one. It looks sooo creepy!


My little sister had one, and it gave me friggin nightmares for a week when it began talking in tounges and stuff.
And once when my older sister was in a bad mood, 'Domar' decided to copy.
"Fucking shit-assed bitch! Fucking shit-assed bitch! I hate you all fucking shit-assed bitch!"

It was hilarious.

[Julie]

I don't remember exactly what I did with mine, though I do know it was really dirty, those things were like dust magnets. :( Annoying, furry little dust magnets.

I bet those things stink like a mofo when set on fire. ( I wouldn't know if they did or didn't. o_o; )

[Schimid]

GODDAMNIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP >:

[ultra perfect cell]

My friend Myrhanda has a furby. She was watching TV (this happened when I was there with three or four of her other friends) and the furby said "no like" and then later it said "fuck you!" Then everyone was ROFL like mad. I laughed so hard I accidentely barfed on the furby and it said "screw you to hell, bitch ass hoe! Suck my fucking penis!" And then someone laughed so hard they puked all over the floor and almost soffocated. That was me. LOL! Do furbys even HAVE penises to "fucking suck"?

[HickMan]

I BELIVE THAT BECAUSE IT'S FROM UPC. YOU ARE THE COOLCAKES./

[ultra perfect cell]

:) WOW! Someone believes me.... the only other person who believes that is my 20-and-a-half year old brother, who was at the party, too. Thanx, Hickman.I will no longer call you Prickman behind your back. :)

[MLE]

UPC is hilarious

[Emu]

He also likes to bring back 2 month old threads. I still say he should get an award.

[HickMan]

Hey UPC. I belive you because you rock, dude. No joking. That stuff about you being 11, i was just joking with you, man. You and everything you do is cool.

[ultra perfect cell]

Cool. Right back atcha.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Last semester someone left a furby in my room so my roommate and I tried to teach it to cuss. It failed to learn so we smashed it open with a cinder block and sold its organs on the black market.

:dunce

[liquidstatik]

GAY!

[ArrowX]

man I was obsessed with Furbys when i was younger i memorized that "Furbistic" dictionary thing.....then 3 years l8ter i over heard them crying in the bottom of my old toybox downstairs so i killed them all i lit one on fire, duct tapped one to a pair of "Screamer" fireworks, then just smashed the others with a ball-pede hammer then piled them up and burnt the remains....them my mom took me to a shrink.....

[The Unseen]

Yeah, I'm poor so I got one like a year and a half later when they were 20$.
I never got into it.

[Rongi]

“Puyo puyo” Said an excited Kirby. He was excited for they had founded a new way for him to eat food even faster than before! In Dreamland, where food was plentiful and Kirby was a hero to all dreamlanders. Soon, he would finally be married to a woman he had met in a far off land, a land where all they did was farming, he had met her sweet sweet self when he had to stop King DeDeDe from taking away the fresh Watermelons they were growing. This woman, who stood at five foot six, was a beauty named Popuri. Kirby admired her gallant body and her fantastic breasts, and the fact that she could cook.

“Puyo Puyo!”
“What is it, my love?” Said a flush Popuri.
“Puyo Puyo! Puyo Puyo Puyo!”
“But…But we are not married yet! I do not want to break our sacred vow to not have sex before we are Married!”
“Puyo Puyo!” Kirby then made gestures toward his crotch.
“I…I…Yes! We must! For it could be the last time we ever make love!” Said an excited Popuri.

What happened then was magical moment in time, Popuri started to undress, showing her magnificent 55 D breasts. Kirby could barely control himself as he felt his manhood rise from beneath his magical flap. Almost immediately Popuri felt a urge she had not felt for a long time, a urge to get something rammed up her anus.

“Please…please take away my anal virginity.”

Kirby didn’t need to hear anything else for that! Almost Immediately he was riding her hard, and unlike other men, Kirby didn’t go within sixty seconds, it took him nearly an hour!

Popuri let out a pleasing moan, she was already climaxing and Kirby was barely getting started!

“Please, continue…for the love of god, continue…” She said with a smile on her face.

About an hour later, and thirty orgasms for Popuri later, Kirby was finally about to give , but you see, something strange was happening to Kirby. He had built up so much energy, that he had so much energy stored up to destroy a couple of galaxies! So when it came time to release this energy, time itself slowed down…

“PUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Kirby said with a long scream, and then the energy was released…A hole had been ripped in time itself. He had done something no man has ever done, he had pleased a woman to her fullest, and it created so much energy that Kirby was now being drawn into a portal, with no idea where he would land….

[ArrowX]

:puke You lonely FUCKER!!!!!