The 2000 club

[Anonymous]

So far it's Max, Rongi, and myself. And Jamesman, if you combine the posts from his accounts. Anyone else?

[executioneer]

NO :'(

-willie

[FartinMowler]

I think I will comb my hair today or maybe not.

[Protoclown]

screw you and your little club too >:

[Les Waste]

I'd be in your faggot club by now if there had been enough GOOD topics for me to reply to >:

[Carnivore]

Hells no! Post counting is the lamest lame thing you could ever do... beside wearing My Little Pony attire.

[mburbank]

Is the 2000 club like the mile high club? 'Cause I'm not in that one. I thought I was, but itturns out someone else needs to be in the bathroom with you, and hand puppets do not count.

[Esuohlim]

The 2000 club sucks and anyone who's part of it sucks. :rolleyes

...oh. :(

[GnrySgtHartman]

It needs more cowbell

[Anonymous]

I don't post to fill up the post count, I guess I jus talk a lot :<

WELCOME TO THE CLUB, PROTO AND ESUOHLIM :>

[Cap'n Crunch]

And people say I post too much. :(

[Anonymous]

well, really, any from you is too much.

[mburbank]

Is the 2000 club like the 700 club? 'Cause I'm not in that one. Turns out the 700 club has everything to do with mailing money to people and nothing to do with screwing a hand puppet in an airplane bathroom, no matter how many times you do it.

[NIGhtMAre]

Chojin can take his little 200 club and shove it up his boyfriends ass >:

[Anonymous]

2000.

[AChimp]

Can I get a trial membership to see if this 2000 Club is worth being in before I reach the point of no return? :(

[Helm]

I obviously just posted so I could see how many posts I have so far.

[MrAdventure]

CAN I SPIN THE WHEEL OF PRIZES :picklehat

[The Retro Kat]

I think nightmare is really into gay buttsex. And shiyat, not even to the 1000 point yet.

[Jixby Phillips]

I AGREE WITH NIGHTMARE, WHY DON'T YOU GO KISS YOUR GAY BOYFRIEND, CHOJIN

[FartinMowler]

I have a 2003 vehicle :) and I did comb my hair!

[noob3]

Losers!

[sadie]

is there a secret handshake?

[NIGhtMAre]

probably some gay gesture or something.

[Anonymous]

i wouldn't say it's secret :<

[Esuohlim]

There is too a secret handshake. ;)

And a secret knock to get into our secret door. Secret codes to our secrets missions (missions of secrecy). There's also a secret language that only members of the secret 2000 club know about. ;) ;)

Except Rongi. We don't even let him into the clubhouse sometimes. :(

[Les Waste]

The secret handshake involves sticking your tongue out as far as you can and inserting it into the svelte asshole of a 14-year-old Phillipino boy. Then, you spin really fast while keeping your tongue in his asshole. You keep doing this until a frothy, biege-colored foam composed of saliva, lube, and shit starts to pour out of his ass and off of you tongue. Then you scoop up all this foam into a baby's bottle and force feed it to the Phillipino boy.

But keep it a secret, it's for member's only, k? ;)

[Anonymous]

hey i like rongi :<

he's my goon :<

[MrAdventure]

GET IT BECAUSE THIS IS GAY LIKE A FREE BUS PASS FROM THE COUNTY FAIR :picklehat

FAGS

[NIGhtMAre]

no only chojin is one :/

[The Retro Kat]

It smells like gay sex and homophobia in this thread. >:

[Anonymous]

it's the new glade plug-in

[The Retro Kat]

Whatever it is it's giving me a boner.

[Esuohlim]

Ahem, Retro Kat, you have 1111 posts until you are allowed to receive boners in this establishment.

[Command Prompt]

In our city we have a club 200 that is alot like this 2000 club

[Schimid]

IN MY STATE WE HAVE THE NCA WHICH IS NON CARERS ANOYNOMOUS AND I'M A MEMBER BECUASE OF YOU >:

[mburbank]

Is this like the club I have in my car? 'Cause I don't know how many of you have tried this, but apparently you can put a hand puppet right on the club itself and sort of recline your seat until you've got a good angle and then you're off to the races.

[kellychaos]

I'd like to buy a vowel please.

[Anonymous]

I don't want to reply to Max because I don't want to be dwarfed in hilarity, but I am also worried that he's getting lonesome :<

[ziggytrix]

that's not new behavior at all chojin. maybe you should be worried that's he's been lonesome? :nitpick

[Anonymous]

what

[ziggytrix]

I thought it was rather straightforward. :(

[Anonymous]

i'm still drunk :<

[ziggytrix]

:x

[Anonymous]

EVERYTHING IS BLUE IN THIS WORLD

[ziggytrix]

Everything is blue in this world
The deepest shade of mushroom blue
All fuzzy
Spilling out of my head

[Anonymous]

wha!

if you haven't heard piano obsession yet, mister trix, head for the music forum :<

[Rongi]

Fuck you Esuohlim, you don't even know the secret bird call >: >: >:

The only reason I have so many posts is because...uh...

Shut up :(

[mburbank]

Is this like the club they use to crush the skull of Baby Harp Seals? Cause I'll tell you what, lonely or no, the stains didn't come out of THAT hand puppet at ALL. Not too mention the frostbite. I gotta say it wasn't worth it.

[ziggytrix]

Chojin - Luna C is my favoritest!!! That's one I don't have on wax yet, cuz I've been nearly broke for the last 6 months. Boo :(

And screw you for giving me the itch to buy new tunes.

[Anonymous]

I downloaded a lot of other Luna C songs today and wasn't really impressed. Which is odd 'cause Piano Obsession is one of my favorite songs :<

[Protoclown]

i love you max burbank :(

[mburbank]

Why?




Because you are a handpuppet.

[kellychaos]

This goes a long way towards explaining why Max was trying to put a hand up my shirt.

[mburbank]

That was your shirt? I musta been upside down.