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Protoclown
Feb 10th, 2003, 12:34 PM
Okay, so this past weekend one of my friends up in NOVA turned 25, so we went up to Baltimore to a really nice strip club for his birthday. And my friends decided it would be really amusing if they got me a lap dance, so they all chipped in the necessary $30 and gave it to me. And I wasn't ABOUT to turn it down if it wasn't going to cost me a damn thing.

So I found one of my favorite dancers who wasn't busy (this really pretty black girl with gorgeous breasts) and went back into the VIP section with her. I was kind of nervous and unsure when I sat down, but next thing you know, she's rubbing her tits all over my face. My discomfort went away pretty fucking fast at that point and I just started to enjoy the hell out of it. So she's like grinding her big ass all over my crotch and I'm having a great time. My friends told me that I had this big dopey grin on my face the whole time, like I was a kid in a candy shop or something.

Anyway, afterwards they told me that I have absolutely NO excuse whatsoEVER for being shy around women anymore. And you know, having a gorgeous black girl rubbing her boobs all over your face really does kind of FORCE you to put away your fears. Anyway, I'd never known how soft a woman's skin was before that. I had never really had any more human contact in the 25 years of my life than handshakes and hugs. I just thought this was kind of amusing, so I figured I'd share.


Oh, and sometimes? On dark and eerie nights, when the wind blows just right...well, sometimes on those nights, if I'm just kind of bored and my mind starts drifting off...I can still feel the PHANTOM ASS gyrating all over my lap. Spooky! OooooooOOOoooOOOoh!

glowbelly
Feb 10th, 2003, 12:39 PM
OMFG

Protoclown
Feb 10th, 2003, 12:42 PM
Have you felt the PHANTOM ASS too? :eek

This might just be the next "Spectral Groper".

FS
Feb 10th, 2003, 12:45 PM
Who are you, and what have you done with Protoclown?

Protoclown
Feb 10th, 2003, 12:47 PM
I LEFT HIM BEHIND WHEN I BECAME A MAN :domo

(WHO IS STILL A VIRGIN, BUT WHO'S COUNTING ANYWAY ;))

noob3
Feb 10th, 2003, 02:49 PM
Woah, did you ask her for it? "May I pay you for a lapdance, pretty lady?"

GnrySgtHartman
Feb 10th, 2003, 03:08 PM
http://161.58.5.90/fmj/neck.wav

george
Feb 10th, 2003, 03:21 PM
ha ha. good for you dude!!!

next time invite me along. i love strip clubs, and strippers love me.

we could go to the champagne room.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 10th, 2003, 04:04 PM
Well, why don't you just go pay for sex already? Because that is who you've been getting the miniscule experiences you're accumulating. Paying a stripper to rub her tits in your face, and actually having a relationship with someone is pretty fucking far removed.

Protoclown
Feb 10th, 2003, 05:31 PM
Hey man, it wasn't MY money, so what the hell do I care?







P.S. (you still suck)

James
Feb 10th, 2003, 06:08 PM
I'd much rather have a lapdance for free, from a non stripper. That way, you can touch, and you can mess your pants if you wish.

But still, congrats on having a negro rub your steamin' jeans.

Protoclown
Feb 10th, 2003, 06:12 PM
I'm still confused by how SolidSnakeASS thinks I somehow equated getting a lapdance to having a relationship. THAT STUPID CANADIAN :lol

James
Feb 10th, 2003, 06:13 PM
One word can always explain SSA's behavior: Oasis :lol

george
Feb 10th, 2003, 06:54 PM
fuck him.

there is fun in lust and fun in love, and all manner of things are good. anything to open your mind a little.

and what would be so wrong about paying for sex? two consenting adults having sex under fair and honest conditions is way better than hanging around a bar waiting for some chic to get drunk enough to take off her pants.

although drunken, what the hell did i do last night sex is pretty fucking good as well.

have at it proto and enjoy.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 10th, 2003, 07:04 PM
I'm still confused by how SolidSnakeASS thinks I somehow equated getting a lapdance to having a relationship. THAT STUPID CANADIAN :lol

Learn how to read. What I said is their is a huge difference between the two. With you blabbing on about your lap dance, because it was the first time you had ever touched a girl, I figured I'd point out that the conditions are pretty fucking different. So fucking sad, having a stripper rub her ass on you does not prepare you in any way for women and sex.

Protoclown
Feb 10th, 2003, 07:21 PM
Well, no shit, Sherlock. ONCE AGAIN, I never equated the two in any way, shape or form. And when have you NOT heard me be the first to state how pathetically sad my own state of affairs is? Yes, I'm fucking pathetic. I realize this, I HAVE known this for years. But at least, despite my relative lack of experience, I know that I'm not as sad and hopeless as you.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 10th, 2003, 08:01 PM
"But at least, despite my relative lack of experience, I know that I'm not as sad and hopeless as you."

Well, seeing as how I have a girlfriend, and am in no shortage of sexual experience, I'm pretty sure you are much more "sad and hopeless."

Protoclown
Feb 10th, 2003, 08:06 PM
Ha! You silly little man. You think I was talking about sex.

CaptainBubba
Feb 10th, 2003, 08:12 PM
I lost my virginity when I was a fetus. The nurse saw me on the ultrasound and she was all like, "omg he is so the SEX!"

And so she did me. It was cool. Ya, and I'm better than all of you.

Sexual PSA: lapdances are fun, but messy if they go on too long. Take frequent restroom breaks to clean your shorts of excess semen.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 10th, 2003, 08:41 PM
"Ha! You silly little man. You think I was talking about sex."

No, I thought you were talking about love, meaningful relationships, and sex.

James
Feb 10th, 2003, 08:52 PM
Which are OBVIOUSLY the three things we think of, when we think of SolidSnakeAss :lol

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 10th, 2003, 09:46 PM
Well, I'd hope not, especially cuming from you.

Jebus
Feb 10th, 2003, 10:10 PM
Snake, do you ever think to yourself "Man, I'm a huge dick."

wreckreation
Feb 10th, 2003, 11:10 PM
"But at least, despite my relative lack of experience, I know that I'm not as sad and hopeless as you."

Well, seeing as how I have a girlfriend, and am in no shortage of sexual experience, I'm pretty sure you are much more "sad and hopeless."


since when is having a relationship and all that goes with it a testament to the worth of someone? I seriously PITY you for being too insecure and lonely to fend off the ugly g/f i am sure you have. As for sexual experience, i don't believe you, but even then it's in no way a means of saying you are better than someone. Better at what? sticking your dick in holes? I think you are such a fucking insecure little brat that you have to ruin proto's fun because of your own hangups.

James
Feb 10th, 2003, 11:41 PM
True dat. Proto's my friend, so that alone is reason for me to state that he's a much better person for his experiences (or lack of) than you are for yours. You have a girlfriend, and you get to stick your dick in a couple places on her (maybe). Big whoop.

You're obviously from a time and place where pigheaded barbarians would place their affirmation of masculinity in their sexual endeavors. Well, I have to break it to you, but this is 2003. Sex doesn't mean shit about who you are, and how much worth you have.

Oh, and if your lady enjoys being drilled like sheetrock to the beat of "Wonderwall," then don't let her go no matter what. :lol

glowbelly
Feb 10th, 2003, 11:43 PM
a-fucking men, wreck. who does this little bitch think he is?

i think someone is sad that his woman won't slap her fat titties in his face, and shake her bottom over his crotch all dirty like, when he tries to give her money.

she probably goes out and buys sex toys instead. BIG GIANT DILDOS TO MAKE UP FOR HER WEE UNCUT CANADIAN BOY. :(

:(

>:

AChimp
Feb 10th, 2003, 11:47 PM
Well, seeing as how I have a girlfriend, and am in no shortage of sexual experience, I'm pretty sure you are much more "sad and hopeless."

:lol :lol

Your "sexual experience" consists of deciding whether or not to buy a Fillet Of Fish and wondering if it will taste like a cunt. :lol

And mentioning it to everyone who would listen. :(

Protoclown
Feb 11th, 2003, 12:44 AM
ACHIMP MADE ME LOL :lol

noob3
Feb 11th, 2003, 12:50 AM
WEE UNCUT CANADIAN BOY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING UNCUT? I'LL NEVER DO IT :( WITH A GIRL :( THEYLL LOOK AT ME PENIS WITH IT'S FREAKISH FORESKIN AND VOMIT ALL OVER ME :(

AND THIS IS HOW CANNIBAL SERIAL KILLERS COME ABOUT :( I DON'T WANT TO BE A CANNIBAL :( :( :(

Protoclown
Feb 11th, 2003, 12:53 AM
If I'm not mistaken, Glowbelly prefers uncut. I think she was just finding random things to make fun of SSA about.

Jixby Phillips
Feb 11th, 2003, 03:52 AM
OKAY WAIT A SECOND, I THOUGHT LAPDANCES WERE LIKE THIS???

http://www.saddadcentral.com/writings/drawings/lapdance.GIF

sadie
Feb 11th, 2003, 04:40 AM
i'm just gonna shake my head and roll my eyes and take my leave. :P

poopyone
Feb 11th, 2003, 06:03 AM
It's mostly like that, but the women don't have moustaches. The guy with the hoof hands is spot on though. :)

glowbelly
Feb 11th, 2003, 09:33 AM
i love that picture :love :love :love

george
Feb 11th, 2003, 10:02 AM
sigh.

for gods sake, there is nothing wrong with expressing your sexuality.

do you think the strippers are all helpless little junkies who cant do anything else? that they are like slaves or something?

i know a lot of girls that have stripped in their day, and most of them do it because it brings in good money (one girl i knew had a masters in business and psychology, and paid for them by stripping). but there is nothing wrong with it. they fufill a demand, and get paid pretty well for it.

so, it is wrong for a girl to use what god gave her to profit because you have some hang up about women that they have to be damsels in distress to your chivalry, but i bet you are the type of prick that would refuse to tip a waitress cause she did not run her ass over and refill your coffee fast enough.

what you are is a hypocrit. you pretend your view is that you want to protect the sanctity of love amd women, but what you really want is to strike out at all the bitches that do not need a piece of shit like you to approve of their lifestyle choices.

GO GET A HOOKER NEXT PROTO.

FS
Feb 11th, 2003, 02:26 PM
NO, GET A MAIL ORDER BRIDE

Ninjavenom
Feb 11th, 2003, 02:51 PM
Good call George.

AChimp
Feb 11th, 2003, 03:06 PM
As soon as you're old enough, I bet you become a regular at all the tittie bars in town. >:

george
Feb 11th, 2003, 03:13 PM
hell the real plan is to go where the men strip. most of the places have after parties, and the chicks are all so horny even you dirty canuks could get some.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 11th, 2003, 04:17 PM
posted by wreck:
since when is having a relationship and all that goes with it a testament to the worth of someone? I seriously PITY you for being too insecure and lonely to fend off the ugly g/f i am sure you have.



It has nothing to do with my worth what-so-ever. Also, my girlfriend is not ugly at all, you fucking cunt. So, lay off, you don't know shit. Why would I try and fend off someone I love? Doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Oh yeah, I guess you can go around talking about how tough you are because you're alone, wow, you've 'chosen' to be alone, good for you.


posted by wreck:
As for sexual experience, i don't believe you, but even then it's in no way a means of saying you are better than someone. Better at what? sticking your dick in holes? I think you are such a fucking insecure little brat that you have to ruin proto's fun because of your own hangups.


I have no hang-ups, and I'm not insecure. Why would I be insecure when I have nothing to worry about? I'm not in some type of desperate need of anything at all, I'm completely happy and secure with myself and any relationships I have.



You're obviously from a time and place where pigheaded barbarians would place their affirmation of masculinity in their sexual endeavors. Well, I have to break it to you, but this is 2003. Sex doesn't mean shit about who you are, and how much worth you have.

Oh, and if your lady enjoys being drilled like sheetrock to the beat of "Wonderwall," then don't let her go no matter what.


1. I don't listen to Oasis and haven't for years. 2. I'm not affirming anything through 'sexual endeavors;' all I said was that when Protoclown claimed to have much more than I'll ever have was that I'm in no shortage of sexual experience. Sex doesn't make me 'cool' or 'hip' or whatever, I really don't give a shit what my preception is here, because it's obvious that I'm one of, if not, they least popular or liked person on these boards. Wow, none of you, except for Chimp, know the real me. I can act like an asshole through the internet, even though I am not one in real life. Fun stuff.


posted by achimp:
Your "sexual experience" consists of deciding whether or not to buy a Fillet Of Fish and wondering if it will taste like a cunt. :lol

And mentioning it to everyone who would listen. :(


First of all, it was a joke, because I would never buy a Filet of Fish. :/ I wasn't meantioning it to everyone that would listen either, I was joking around with you and ___. Anyway, I hate to talk about anything I do with my girlfriend around you guys because I know that you don't have any thing to currently discuss yourself. Also, you were the one trying to insinuate that you had fingered your ex-girlfriend. Congratualations. :rolleyes I can't help it if I have done more with my girlfriend. :/

wreckreation
Feb 11th, 2003, 05:17 PM
I'll post it again since you don't bother to read.
"But at least, despite my relative lack of experience, I know that I'm not as sad and hopeless as you."

Well, seeing as how I have a girlfriend, and am in no shortage of sexual experience, I'm pretty sure you are much more "sad and hopeless."



you are saying that since you have a g/f and you do sexual things, you are better (or not as bad) as proto. You directly say since you have a g/f and sex you are not as "sad and hopeless" as proto. Now try to tell me you're not assessing worth based on having a hole to stick your dick into. As for your insecurities, they are evident by your need to confirm the looks of your g/f. You say you can be an asshole online and it doesn't matter because no one knows you in real life, but you still feel the pathetic need to say "Also, my girlfriend is not ugly at all, you fucking cunt". Pretty insecure sounding to me. I don't have any reason to even believe an asshole like you would have a g/f.

James
Feb 11th, 2003, 05:24 PM
Wreck said it quite well.

One minute, you're flapping your gums about the titties you get to slap around, and how that makes you King Shit over in Mounti Town. Then you're claiming you never said anything along those lines.

And instead of "acting" like an asshole on here, I think your time would be much better spent "acting" like you don't post here. Having nothing better to do than hang around on here "acting" like an asshole seems awfully sad and pathetic to me.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 11th, 2003, 05:30 PM
you are saying that since you have a g/f and you do sexual things, you are better (or not as bad) as proto. You directly say since you have a g/f and sex you are not as "sad and hopeless" as proto. Now try to tell me you're not assessing worth based on having a hole to stick your dick into. As for your insecurities, they are evident by your need to confirm the looks of your g/f. You say you can be an asshole online and it doesn't matter because no one knows you in real life, but you still feel the pathetic need to say "Also, my girlfriend is not ugly at all, you fucking cunt". Pretty insecure sounding to me. I don't have any reason to even believe an asshole like you would have a g/f.


No, you were the one who immediately debased it to a level of looks. I was merely asserting that you had no idea what you were talking about, that my girlfriend wasn't ugly at all. Yes, I said I wasn't as sad and hopeless as Protoclown, but only because he was trying to place his own worth above my own, making himself feel better about his much more insecure and pathetic existence. I never said I was 'better' just that I wasn't sad or hopeless. You're the one who is an asshole, attempting to insult both me and other people with completely baseless slander. Get your facts straight; also, don't insinuate things that are not true about someone and then hold your yourself as being some moral paradigm when they or someone else defends themself. I don't have an reason to believe an asshole like you has any sense or intelligence at all, so this post may be completely pointless.


One minute, you're flapping your gums about the titties you get to slap around, and how that makes you King Shit over in Mounti Town. Then you're claiming you never said anything along those lines.


Find me one example of my claiming that I slap around titties or anything like that. All I said was that I was in no shortage of sexual experience, which was in response to Protoclown's 'insults.' You guys just need to get over your bitter loneliness.

wreckreation
Feb 11th, 2003, 05:34 PM
"Yes, I said I wasn't as sad and hopeless as Protoclown, but only because he was trying to place his own worth above my own, making himself feel better about his much more insecure and pathetic existence."

the fact you thought he was doing this shows exactly what we are talking about. Seriously, if you aren't insecure, why do you argue about people none of us even knows.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 11th, 2003, 05:38 PM
Yes, I do that because I'm a complete neurotic, not because I'm insecure.

wreckreation
Feb 11th, 2003, 05:43 PM
same goddamn thing. You ooze insecurity. Proto totally admitted what he did was no big deal yet you STILL had to show him who's boss. You fucking asshole. Show your g/f this thread and i'm sure she will be so proud of you.

CaptainBubba
Feb 11th, 2003, 05:51 PM
Its kind of funny how you people keep referring to women as merley "holes". I'm sure your future or current girlfriends:rolleyes will just love your obviously deeper sense of romantics.

Not that I agree with Royal, he was insinuating superiority, but Proto set a trap for him to do so.

Intentionally or not, proto's use of the phrase "sad and hopeless" in a thread concerning sexual issues does warrent instinctual reaction.

Either way, I assure you, vaginas are much nicer than the majority of "holes" you'll find when it comes to sticking your dick inside them.

Protoclown
Feb 11th, 2003, 05:54 PM
THIS THREAD MAKES ME :lol

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 11th, 2003, 06:59 PM
Its kind of funny how you people keep referring to women as merley "holes". I'm sure your future or current girlfriends:rolleyes will just love your obviously deeper sense of romantics.

Either way, I assure you, vaginas are much nicer than the majority of "holes" you'll find when it comes to sticking your dick inside them.


I have to agree, it's kind of under-rating the hole thing. I don't look for a nice hole, it's the fucking person that counts. (DUH!)

sadie
Feb 11th, 2003, 07:01 PM
:lol snakeass, i only hope you're not such an insecure-acting dweeb irl. if you are, your girlfriend must be hella desperate.

James
Feb 11th, 2003, 07:12 PM
See, the thing is that Proto's remark was in retaliation to SSA's comments where he was trying to put himself above Proto. But instead of SSA acknowledging that he tried to pull a HTT (Holier Than Thou), he immedaitely fast-forwards to Proto's remark, stating that everything he said was because of Proto's insult.

In other words, SSA thinks he's still in kindergarten, playing the "he started it" game. Once again, pathetic.

The bottom line is that SSA immediately tries to shoot Proto down to make himself feel better about his own situation, then tries to pretend he did no such thing, and blames Proto for his actions. Not taking responsibility for your own actions is - say it with me - pathetic.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 11th, 2003, 07:14 PM
I'm not insecure you idiot. My behavior here is nothing like my behavior with my girlfriend. People here = people I hate, her = person I care deeply about. Therefore, I don't treat her like shit, even though I do treat all the dumb cunts here like shit.

James
Feb 11th, 2003, 07:20 PM
I'm not insecure you idiot. My behavior here is nothing like my behavior with my girlfriend. People here = people I hate, her = person I care deeply about. Therefore, I don't treat her like shit, even though I do treat all the dumb cunts here like shit.

All those who think this SCREAMS of "insecure," raise your hands.

And if you really don't like anyone here, why don't you just spend you time in more productive manners? Like I said, you're pathetic is you have nothing better to do than hang around a board that you despise (and despises you) all day long. Especially since you claim to have a girlfriend that you care about. You'd think you'd be spending time with her, instead of us. :rolleyes

"Hey baby, come suck on my titties!"

"In a minute. I gotta check out the board and reply to anything that I can to make myself feel like I'm cool beans."

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 11th, 2003, 07:25 PM
"Especially since you claim to have a girlfriend that you care about. You'd think you'd be spending time with her, instead of us."

I would, but she has school late. >: I don't mind this board, it is just a lot of you people are fucking annoying hypocrites. You chastise me for trying to make myself feel good, when this whole thread is an attack on me trying to make yourselves feel good. Bullshit. You can keep saying I'm insecure but that doesn't mean shit; your dime store psychology is useless since you don't even know me.

James
Feb 11th, 2003, 07:28 PM
I would, but she has school late.

Ah, doesn't get out til after 3, huh? :lol

sadie
Feb 11th, 2003, 07:30 PM
whatthefuckever, snakeass.
i've never said dissing you doesn't make me feel good. in fact, it makes me giggle when you get all pretentiously riled. besides, you beg for the arse-kickings with your constant holier-than-thou attitude.
so carry on with your fucked-up shenanigans, you fool.

Ninjavenom
Feb 11th, 2003, 07:39 PM
I must be the only one around who doesn't hate snake. He can't possibly be such an asshole in real life. :/

CaptainBubba
Feb 11th, 2003, 08:08 PM
So you got a lapdance protoclown? :)

Anonymous
Feb 11th, 2003, 08:23 PM
Snakeass' girl turns off the lights at night and pretends it's just an ugly person. :)

Baalzamon
Feb 12th, 2003, 12:10 AM
I must be the only one around who doesn't hate snake. He can't possibly be such an asshole in real life.


Hes only an asshole when hes in an argument, and in that case its usually too much fun to matter.

Snake doesnt post here because hes insecure, he posts because you people are fucking morons who provide endless ammusement whenever you freak out over something he says.

Sure his attack against proto was uncalled for, but the defensive posturing and senseless accusations you people have been throwing his way have brought amusement to an otherwise long and shitty day.

And on another note Snake, you where telling anyone who would listen about your damned fillet of fish theory. Just eat one already or leave it alone.

And leave Proto alone to enjoy his lapdance, your starting to talk like AChimp used to.

James
Feb 12th, 2003, 12:14 AM
And you are?

roonTing
Feb 12th, 2003, 01:10 AM
He is one of Snake's "friends" from canuckada.


"I don't look for a nice whole, it's the fucking person that counts. (DUH!)"

Speaking of hypocrites...

sadie
Feb 12th, 2003, 01:51 AM
WHO'S BEEN TROWING ACCUSATIONS? :lol

James
Feb 12th, 2003, 02:17 AM
That's more idiocy than hipocrisy, roon.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 12th, 2003, 09:38 AM
No, that's a spelling mistake. I hope you're proud.

Protoclown
Feb 12th, 2003, 12:04 PM
This thread STILL makes me :lol

Anonymous
Feb 12th, 2003, 12:21 PM
Hooray! Snake brought his girlfriend to the boards! :)

Olly
Feb 12th, 2003, 02:25 PM
Proto, why is it the first thread I read from you is all about you and your stable of Ho's yo?

All I want to know is if you made your usual offer to the ladies....


"WORK FOR ME, AND YOU MAKE ALLLL THE MAD MONEY!!"

James
Feb 12th, 2003, 04:59 PM
No, that's a spelling mistake. I hope you're proud.

You are worse than Captain Robo, you know that?

roonTing
Feb 13th, 2003, 12:02 AM
Why wouldn't I be happy? Jason, congrats on the free lapdance! Can't go wrong with breasts, and saving thirty dollars.

Buffalo Tom
Feb 13th, 2003, 02:13 PM
I just saw this. Good for you, clown! Strip clubs are the first step in your long journey to becoming a lacivious lech like the rest of us! Heheheh.

Blackjack
Feb 13th, 2003, 02:49 PM
Yeah but for $30?

Go to Edinburgh where you can get the same for a mere £5!

James
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:05 PM
Scottish Lapdancers :love

AChimp
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:16 PM
BEARDS. :(

James
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:24 PM
The accent of a young Scottish lass makes me wanna jump on them and provide them with 3 minutes of pleasure.

AChimp
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:27 PM
ONLY THREE MINUTES BECAUSE OF THEIR PRICKLY LEG HAIR. :(

wreckreation
Feb 13th, 2003, 11:36 PM
i don't get it. :lol

AChimp
Feb 13th, 2003, 11:45 PM
One day... :(

Skulhedface
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:20 AM
Well, at any rate, past all the fun of those lovely little battles that went on for the first few pages of this thread (which are indeed funny as hell and other than the initial retaliation post, I do believe that Proto definitely came off as the bigger of the two men) I just have to say Congratulations Prot! Now what we should do is start a new thread, offering to get together to buy a bottle of wine (or maybe just some Budweisers, it's all I got) for Prot the day the Big One happens :)

Good Luck Proto, and don't let those assholes get ya down

http://members.tripod.com/~evil_bicky/aodpics/aod23_s.gif

Rez
Feb 22nd, 2003, 06:33 PM
Oh, and if your lady enjoys being drilled like sheetrock to the beat of "Wonderwall," then don't let her go no matter what. :lol


:lol

jamesman never fails.

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 22nd, 2003, 10:12 PM
He also never showers, gets laid, or wipes his ass.

James
Feb 22nd, 2003, 10:28 PM
Hey, still being retarded? You are? OK.

Cybernetico
Feb 23rd, 2003, 12:35 AM
Why has a thread about a lap dance turned into an arguement. Why don't we all just get along and give our congrats to proto, eh?

Royal Tenenbaum
Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:03 AM
I just can't help posting negative things about Jamesman because he is such a huge jackass loser. That's why it turns into arguments.

James
Feb 23rd, 2003, 01:18 AM
And who can argue with logic like that? :lol

The Unseen
Mar 10th, 2003, 01:57 PM
Any1 heard the song "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying" by the Bloodhound Gang, that song is soooo LOL

Anonymous
Mar 10th, 2003, 11:48 PM
Do not bump threads, you unfunny dickjob.

Jeanette X
Mar 11th, 2003, 12:44 AM
I LEFT HIM BEHIND WHEN I BECAME A MAN :domo

(WHO IS STILL A VIRGIN, BUT WHO'S COUNTING ANYWAY ;))

Wow. Now I don't feel so bad about being 20 and a virgin.

Jeanette X
Mar 11th, 2003, 12:52 AM
Well, why don't you just go pay for sex already? Because that is who you've been getting the miniscule experiences you're accumulating. Paying a stripper to rub her tits in your face, and actually having a relationship with someone is pretty fucking far removed.

Hey fucktard, he didn't pay for the stripper. And kindly point out to me where he equated getting a lap dance with a relationship.

Prick.

Protoclown
Mar 11th, 2003, 01:01 AM
Eh, I don't feel so bad about being 25 and being a virgin anymore. It's not a big deal when you get down to it. It really isn't.

I mean, I'm 25 and I've never gone skydiving either.

soundtest
Mar 11th, 2003, 01:36 AM
"Hey baby, come suck on my titties!"

"In a minute. I gotta check out the board and reply to anything that I can to make myself feel like I'm cool beans."

:lol

Royal Tenenbaum
Mar 11th, 2003, 11:22 AM
Wouldn't the fact my girlfriend wants me to suck on her tits make me feel like cool beans? I definitely never check the boards when she's over, becasue, obviously, I have better things to do.

Matt Harty
Mar 11th, 2003, 11:31 AM
Like masturbate :)

CaptainBubba
Mar 11th, 2003, 12:33 PM
Wouldn't the fact my girlfriend wants me to suck on her tits make me feel like cool beans? I definitely never check the boards when she's over, becasue, obviously, I have better things to do.

:tear :lol :tear

Helm
Mar 11th, 2003, 01:06 PM
Does fishing out that old and forgotten bottle of lotion from behind the sofa constitute 'the lady being over'?

Royal Tenenbaum
Mar 11th, 2003, 01:38 PM
What are you talking about?

MaskedMonk
Mar 11th, 2003, 02:21 PM
tehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehehe they're talking about masturbating teeheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehe

I LEFT HIM BEHIND WHEN I BECAME A MAN :domo

(WHO IS STILL A VIRGIN, BUT WHO'S COUNTING ANYWAY ;))

Wow. Now I don't feel so bad about being 20 and a virgin.

18! Sweet!

Anonymous
Mar 11th, 2003, 02:29 PM
Wowzas, Monk! All these virgins on an internet forum, of all places!

Who would've thunk, huh? :eek

Les Waste
Mar 12th, 2003, 07:59 PM
http://www.saddadcentral.com/writings/novirgins/2.jpg

>: >: >: >: >: >: >:

MaskedMonk
Mar 12th, 2003, 08:01 PM
Wowzas, Monk! All these virgins on an internet forum, of all places!

Who would've thunk, huh? :eek
It's MADNESS

The Unseen
Mar 17th, 2003, 06:55 PM
I cant believe that this thread went on for four pages and no idiot came and fucked it up

Royal Tenenbaum
Mar 17th, 2003, 07:36 PM
Well, fortunately, you did it on page 5.

James
Mar 17th, 2003, 08:17 PM
I cant believe that this thread went on for four pages and no idiot came and fucked it up

You obviously didn't read Royal Tenenbaum's responses in those 4 pages.

Not that I blame you. It's a very smart move on your part. :)

Matt Harty
Mar 17th, 2003, 08:17 PM
There goes the neighborhood.