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glowbelly
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:19 PM
http://www.homestead.com/glowbelly/files/wecandoit.jpg

AND MOST OF YOU CAN'T >:
Daphne
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:24 PM
:lol

You are so fucking brilliant, :love!
Anonymous
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:28 PM
i can >:
FartinMowler
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:41 PM
But do you have a hairy palm?
glowbelly
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:41 PM
i added the qualifier "MOST" for obvious exceptions such as yourself, chojin.
Anonymous
Jul 15th, 2003, 03:47 PM
http://www.qualifiercharters.com/Q_logo.jpg
CaptainBubba
Jul 15th, 2003, 04:57 PM
Saved with a side of SAVED. :)
The Retro Kat
Jul 15th, 2003, 05:27 PM
Do the veins add to the feel?
Ninjavenom
Jul 15th, 2003, 05:46 PM
It's like a phallic dagger. :chatter
Protoclown
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:04 PM
:lol

GENUII :(
FartinMowler
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:04 PM
Hey Glowbelly have you ever dropped it after use and had it roll under the fridge and get it all covered in lint? :)
Royal Tenenbaum
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:45 PM
I suspect she is linty enough on her own. :/
Helm
Jul 15th, 2003, 06:55 PM
AND MOST OF YOU CUNT :(
FartinMowler
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:05 PM
AND MOST OF YOU CUNT
:(

Did you stick your chest out when you wrote that?
Esuohlim
Jul 15th, 2003, 07:50 PM
This thread would be perfect if some idiots who shall remain nameless (FARTINMOWLER) never posted in it. :(
FartinMowler
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:08 PM
Glowbelly already has her sword and it isn't attached to you (Esuohlim)
MrAdventure
Jul 15th, 2003, 10:31 PM
Rosie the Pivoter :eek :( :eek
Dole
Jul 16th, 2003, 04:56 AM
:lol You show em GB. You could obviously batter someone to death with 'Sir Dick'
Schimid
Jul 16th, 2003, 04:59 AM
I always thought it was called "Excali-cock" :(
Dole
Jul 16th, 2003, 08:43 AM
>: SIR DICK
kellychaos
Jul 16th, 2003, 11:47 AM
As if Rongi isn't confused enough JK OMG :(
Rongi
Jul 16th, 2003, 04:50 PM
Was that even supposed to be funny :/?
Esuohlim
Jul 16th, 2003, 08:03 PM
The keywords here are supposed to be.
glowbelly
Jul 17th, 2003, 07:43 AM
But do you have a hairy palm?

Yes. The better to slap you with, my dear.

Do the veins add to the feel?

Ever hear of "ribbed for her pleasure?" Yes? OK, then.

Hey Glowbelly have you ever dropped it after use and had it roll under the fridge and get it all covered in lint?

Hey Fartin, have you ever heard of warm water and gentle soap? I clean my toys after every use, sicko.

I suspect she is linty enough on her own.

Get off my cock, fag. I'm not going to like you no matter how many times you try to insult me in front of your friends.

I always thought it was called "Excali-cock"

You are wrong, Schimid. It is indeed "Sir Dick." Dole named it himself.
Schimid
Jul 17th, 2003, 07:46 AM
I apologize. :( :smitten
glowbelly
Jul 17th, 2003, 08:08 AM
NO APOLOGIES >:

...now we wait for kelly to come in and post a picture of kurt cobain...
Royal Tenenbaum
Jul 17th, 2003, 08:18 AM
"Get off my cock, fag. I'm not going to like you no matter how many times you try to insult me in front of your friends."

If I wanted you to like me why would I insult you, you fucking used douche?
glowbelly
Jul 17th, 2003, 08:24 AM
do you feel like more of a man now? keep at it. it's cute. it reminds me of when i was 5 years old and sandy joe smith would punch me in the arm and call me "icky" on the playground.

oh, and a used douche is nothing but an empty squeeze bottle. you're going to have to do better than that if you want me to really punch you back.
kellychaos
Jul 17th, 2003, 11:12 AM
NO APOLOGIES >:

...now we wait for kelly to come in and post a picture of kurt cobain...

WRONG! >:

http://www.hottie.co.uk/celebs/love/CourtneyLove.jpg
Mockery
Jul 17th, 2003, 11:38 AM
Get off my cock, fag. I'm not going to like you no matter how many times you try to insult me in front of your friends.

Have you been poking that dildo into your noggin or somethin? Him have friends? :lol Silly girl...
soundtest
Jul 17th, 2003, 11:44 AM
NO APOLOGIES >:

...now we wait for kelly to come in and post a picture of kurt cobain...

:lol
Helm
Jul 17th, 2003, 01:23 PM
[bandwidth eating image removed so that kelly's joke no longer works]

CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?
kellychaos
Jul 19th, 2003, 09:34 AM
You airbrushed the track marks?
Protoclown
Jul 19th, 2003, 09:37 AM
HOLY SHIT

That's the first time ever Kelly Chaos made me laugh :(




i feel so dirty :(
kellychaos
Jul 19th, 2003, 10:11 AM
NO APOLOGIES >:

...now we wait for kelly to come in and post a picture of kurt cobain...

So this is the way it's going to be, eh? Testing hypothetical, cheesy jokes by posting them as something Kellychaos "might" have said. I'm on to you, missy. How dare thee steal my cheesy thunder! :)

And to Proto:

Liar! ;) :)
Perndog
Jul 21st, 2003, 01:06 AM
The problem with Sir Dick is that it lacks versatility and multi-tasking ability. You obviously haven't been seduced a bagpipe player, and I quote: "Girls have to respect a guy that can squeeze, finger, and blow all at the same time!"
CaptainBubba
Jul 21st, 2003, 03:58 AM
I'll suck your dick if you kill yourself afterward.
Spectre X
Jul 21st, 2003, 07:00 AM
The problem with Sir Dick is that it lacks versatility and multi-tasking ability. You obviously haven't been seduced a bagpipe player, and I quote: "Girls have to respect a guy that can squeeze, finger, and blow all at the same time!"

http://rackshack2.mybuddyinfo.com/images/141326MyEyes.gif

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE!!!! >: >: >: >:
Jeanette X
Jul 21st, 2003, 07:10 AM
That picture is hilarious! :lol
Spectre X
Jul 21st, 2003, 07:27 AM
yeah, a guy on the Penny-Arcade boards made it :lol
Jixby Phillips
Jul 21st, 2003, 11:22 AM
Shut up.
kellychaos
Jul 23rd, 2003, 11:27 AM
Jizzboy = Bonerific :love :picklehat
James
Jul 23rd, 2003, 04:48 PM
*sigh* I hate being right. ;)


AND MOST OF YOU CUNT :(

OH NOS! Where's Hobo Renee, the Bad Word Police Chief? :lol



Seriously though, Glowbelly, what gets you off better: A real-live human male engaging in all the sex with you, or that plastic beast?
Daphne
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:11 PM
hey James, why don't you try having sex with a real live woman before telling us what we should enjoy more?

I think all the women here have said that they prefer real men to vibrators.
James
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:16 PM
Just, no.
Protoclown
Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:19 PM
JAMES DOES NOT UNDERSTAND "TEH SECKS"

IT IS LIKE AN ALIEN FROM TEH SPACE TO HIM


poor lil guy :(
Royal Tenenbaum
Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:42 PM
"hey James, why don't you try having sex with a real live woman before telling us what we should enjoy more? "

Would you really want to inflict Jamesman on another human? Sex with Jamesman should be reserved for war criminals and rapists; reserved as a punishment.
kellychaos
Jul 24th, 2003, 03:11 PM
Would you really want to inflict Jamesman on another human?

I can think of a least one. :rolleyes :tenenbaumprisonassrape
glowbelly
Aug 16th, 2003, 09:02 AM
i like my picture :)
Royal Tenenbaum
Aug 16th, 2003, 11:52 AM
Would you really want to inflict Jamesman on another human?

I can think of a least one. :rolleyes :tenenbaumprisonassrape

:lol :you'reafaggot
Esuohlim
Aug 16th, 2003, 05:13 PM
I hope kellychaos' neighborhood has a PERMANENT blackout. >:
kellychaos
Aug 19th, 2003, 01:41 PM
THE STATE THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A MITTEN. :picklehat
Esuohlim
Aug 22nd, 2003, 11:13 PM
http://www.owls.lib.wi.us/services/graphic_arts/diecuts/mitten.gif