Ninjavenom
Jul 16th, 2003, 12:52 AM
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President Bush dropped his pretzel today, much to the disdain of America. When asked why he dropped his pretzel, Bush responded, "It was an accident." Local cynics have used this as another reason to rip into the President, calling him "An idiot" and "President of Stupidity".
When asked for commentary on the subject, local man Raymond Charlie responded "The man's an idiot. Who the hell drops a pretzel? If you ask me, he should be removed from office." Strong words. He also likens this to "That time he accidentally changed the channel down instead of up," citing that as another marker of our President's extreme stupidity.
A defender of the President in White Marsh said that he was
annoyed by the way President Bush is critcized for everything he does, and requested that America just "Leave the poor 'tard alone."
President Bush dropped his pretzel today, much to the disdain of America. When asked why he dropped his pretzel, Bush responded, "It was an accident." Local cynics have used this as another reason to rip into the President, calling him "An idiot" and "President of Stupidity".
When asked for commentary on the subject, local man Raymond Charlie responded "The man's an idiot. Who the hell drops a pretzel? If you ask me, he should be removed from office." Strong words. He also likens this to "That time he accidentally changed the channel down instead of up," citing that as another marker of our President's extreme stupidity.
A defender of the President in White Marsh said that he was
annoyed by the way President Bush is critcized for everything he does, and requested that America just "Leave the poor 'tard alone."