Note to Ugly Bitches

[AChimp]

Don't let your boyfriend steal a 10-year-old girl's bike right in front of Chimp, especially when he knows who you are. :)

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[Helm]

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[Elecman.exe]

...Where the HELL is this topic going?

[ItalianStereotype]

dunno, but you should be going away.

[AChimp]

The best threads are the ones that take on lives of their own.

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[kellychaos]

The best threads are the ones that take on lives of their own.

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Sounds like you took your life in tyour hands :eek :superchimp

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[Rongi]

I never saw that before :eek

You so crazy, KC :picklehat

[Anti-Xocial]

Chimp, what did happened with that bike story? Someone tried to steal a bike in front of you?

[AChimp]

Yeah, the guy stole a little girl's bike while I was on till at work on Saturday. She had propped it up by the door and he just walked up and got on then rode off.

We phoned the police and I had to give them a statement. I knew who his girlfriend was, though, because she is extremely ugly and her face has been burned into my mind forever.

They are friends with the guy who was working at the gas station across the street, and they had been hanging out around there. When I told the cops that, they went across and talked to the gas guy and found out that the fucker had been talking about stealing a bike. The police weren't very impressed that the he never reported witnessing the theft as soon as it happened, and he has since been fired. :)

So, now his loser friends won't be hanging around the store I work at anymore, and I won't have to tail their asses like a hemorrhoid everytime they come in.

Unfortunately, the girl hasn't gotten her bike back because the asshole probably dumped it somewhere and, according to the law, if they can't prove he ever had it for sure, he gets off free even though three people saw him take it. >:

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[sadie]

i'm impressed, chimp. :)

[AChimp]

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[Anti-Xocial]

i'm impressed, chimp. :)

yes, I must agree.

[kellychaos]

:uglyperks :)

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