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Spectre X
Feb 10th, 2003, 03:28 PM
go here, you can make your own superhero: http://www.electricferret.com/fpl it's cool.

Rongi
Feb 10th, 2003, 03:30 PM
Hah! I know this trick. I click it, and all of a sudden goaste appears!

Not this time, ass face.

Spectre X
Feb 10th, 2003, 03:39 PM
what? :confused

GnrySgtHartman
Feb 10th, 2003, 04:11 PM
Mt superhero is called fartman. When he gets mad, He farts so loud and terribly, that people's faces get blown off.

Les Waste
Feb 10th, 2003, 04:45 PM
VERY VERY GAY >:

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL >:


GOD. FAGS. >: >: :rolleyes

Mockery
Feb 10th, 2003, 04:48 PM
I forget the URL, but there's a much better superhero generator out there that someone posted a while ago. This is the one I came up with:

http://www.i-mockery.com/kilted-butterfly.jpg

Les Waste
Feb 10th, 2003, 04:54 PM
That's what I thought the link Spectre posted was going to be, which would have been good cause I like that one because it's fun :(

Turns out the one he posted was gay, gay, gay :)

FS
Feb 10th, 2003, 06:15 PM
No superhero is a match for the W*A*S*P.

http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/sigs/wasp.gif

Spectre X
Feb 12th, 2003, 01:32 PM
this guy can easily defeat the W.A.S.P. http://members.lycos.co.uk/vccheater/Juggernaut.JPG well?

Systemz
Feb 12th, 2003, 01:43 PM
http://members.rogers.com/hartin/pics/vav/powman.gif
Luke Cage, Power Man will kill of them.

Ninjavenom
Feb 12th, 2003, 03:09 PM
Luke Cage cannot and WILL NOT match Iron Fist.

sadie
Feb 12th, 2003, 03:42 PM
this is one i made a long time ago. she kicks arse with her magic star and holy lightning.

http://dgostation.com/sadie/jewgirl.jpg

Spectre X
Feb 12th, 2003, 03:56 PM
well, can she defeat that 90 foot mech I drew?

Les Waste
Feb 12th, 2003, 04:09 PM
LUKE CAGE :lol :lol :lol

YOU ARE OOOOOOOOOOOOO-KAY IN MY BOOK :)

Spectre X
Feb 13th, 2003, 03:21 PM
LUKE CAGE :lol :lol :lol

YOU ARE OOOOOOOOOOOOO-KAY IN MY BOOK :)


yes, well, he's gona get stepped on by that mech.

Protoclown
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:39 PM
I still love Captain Dutchstomper. No offense to FatSatan, this guy was created to battle the evil Dutch company that Glowbelly works for.

http://protoclown.homestead.com/files/images/dutchstomper1.JPG

I can't remember for sure, but I think either Jaeger or Glowbelly did this "ultra super gay" design in response to my version of Captain Dutchstomper. Or maybe I made him. It's all kind of fuzzy.

Protoclown
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:43 PM
I almost forgot about this guy! If I recall correctly, Glowbelly made this one based on an idea one of us (can't remember which one came up with him) had for a superhero.

http://protoclown.homestead.com/files/images/generaljive.jpg

My personal preference is that it be spelled "Jeneral Jive" so that he can be called JJ for short.

FS
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:44 PM
I'd protect myself from the good captain with Nether Gundam.

http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/g/gf13-066no.jpg

Rongi
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:45 PM
where the hell did you make those super heros >:?

Rongi
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:45 PM
Edit: mother of fuck. I posted this twice :(

FS
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:45 PM
:doublepost

Dang, I think the three of us just posted at the exact same moment.

Protoclown
Feb 13th, 2003, 05:48 PM
FATSATAN MADE ME :lol :lol :lol

Edit: Damn, I was going to double post this intentionally, but now with the Fatsatan and Rongi's edits, it just wouldn't be as funny anymore. :(

whoreable
Feb 13th, 2003, 06:09 PM
http://www.geocities.com/iheartpopes/superfreak.txt
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Thetawaves
Feb 13th, 2003, 06:21 PM
Can anyone post a link to that damned site your getting those superheroes from :(

Rez
Feb 13th, 2003, 06:34 PM
how the hell do you make these pics?

whoreable
Feb 13th, 2003, 06:35 PM
http://www.ugo.com/channels/freestyle/heroMachine/heromachine.asp
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Rongi
Feb 13th, 2003, 09:01 PM
You're the best, whoreable :)

jin
Feb 13th, 2003, 09:05 PM
Here are my creations!

http://www.top-players.com/jin/nigg.jpg

Story:

The first character is name "****** Buster - X" and he was just a decent, hard-working american joe until the EVIL PIMP DADDY: WASHINGTON A. BLACKMAN addicted his wife to crack then raped her, and then KILLED HER and then raped ****** buster's son amd then KILLED HIM ON CRACK and then raped ****** BUSTER'S MOM and KILLED HER ON CRACK and then RAPED ****** BUSTER's DOG and KILLED IT! and then RAPED ****** BUSTER's HOUSE AND KILLED IT!

So ****** Buster was slightly PISSED OFF and declared that he would find the man who had done this horrible thing to his family and house and invested all his dollar cash into buying tights, and REMOVING HIS OWN FACE SO NO ONE WOULD RECOGNISE HIM!!! His weapon is "THE PARTY STICK ARYAN JUSTICE"!!!

meanwhile the second character WASHINGTON A. BLACKMAN was hit by a truck while he was on his way to raping and killing more people and the truck fucked up his brain or something - i dont know, but it made him BECOME A GOOD GUY and acknowledge his homosexual tendencies. [eg, his purple chaps on purple cowboy pants with matching purple mr t belt and hat and boots!]

He is SOOOOO BLACK that YOU CANT EVEN SEE HIS TEETH - He fights with his "****** GHETTO BAT OF JUSTICE" Or someshit i dont know.

Now this super team fights crime while ****** BUSTER - X attempts to find the villan that destroyed his life and his house with the help of WASHINGTON A. BLACKMAN and have many funny racially themed hijinx!

YOU CAN DO IT TEAM! LET YOUR LOVE SURVIVE! OH BABY, DONT LEAVE ME THIS WAY!

AHaHHAhahhaHAhHAhahAhHAhHAhahahahAha

whoreable
Feb 13th, 2003, 09:10 PM
The story behind mine is simple. Rick James on steroids, with a gun.

http://www.geocities.com/iheartpopes/superfreak.txt
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jin
Feb 13th, 2003, 09:13 PM
I dont know who rick jones is? But i like his pretty eyes! and his mustache makes JIN* SWOON.

HAHAhahAhaa

But seriously, the combined team of ****** Hate and Soul Power would destroy him IN ONE SECOND. No, serious.

AHAHaHhaHAhaHAHA

Rongi
Feb 13th, 2003, 09:33 PM
I made an awesome samurai dude, but I can't upload him >: :(

Ninjavenom
Feb 13th, 2003, 09:56 PM
http://ninjablood.tripod.com/cellos.txthttp://ninjablood.tripod.com/viking.txt

CaptainBubba
Feb 13th, 2003, 09:58 PM
http://www.photopile.com/photos/Clit/auctions/700.bmp

Protoclown
Feb 14th, 2003, 01:12 AM
This thread is funny as shit. :lol

MrAdventure
Feb 14th, 2003, 01:42 AM
http://www.geocities.com/crockpotmonkey/hero1.txt

"Soft as a fine grade polyester, he swoops amongst the seedy parlors of upstate New York, ensuring that the war against interior faux pas remains tipped as scales towards the side of relatively inexpensive good taste."

jin
Feb 14th, 2003, 02:42 AM
****** BUSTER - X SAYS:

http://www.top-players.com/jin/gopikachu.gif

GO PIKACHU! THUNDERSHOCK!

No one can defeat the power of racism and POKEMON TOGETHER!!!!

AHAHhAHAhaHahhahaa

Spectre X
Feb 14th, 2003, 03:14 PM
a 90 foot Mech can easily step on the guy and those pokémon.

whoreable
Feb 14th, 2003, 03:17 PM
GODDAMNIT WILL YOU PLEASE CEASE BEING A DOUCHE-BAG?
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Thetawaves
Feb 14th, 2003, 03:29 PM
Did you draw that Jin? :holyshit
And please shut up Spectre, no one gives a fuck about your 90 foot mech. :)

Rongi
Feb 14th, 2003, 04:54 PM
:bestthread

:love Jin's drawing skills :love

jin
Feb 14th, 2003, 08:41 PM
YOUR ROBOT IS A GOAT.

http://www.top-players.com/jin/hitlerific.jpg

STATS:
This is the robot that is ridden by ****** BUSTER - X and is made by HARLEY DAVIDSON in commemeration of 100 YEARS OF GREATMOTORCYCLES.

Its head is HITLER.

PS. It is 300 FEET TALL SO CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR "90 FOOT GOAT" or ELSE!!!

AHAHahHAHahAHhHAhaHAhahAHhaHAha

PS. YOU are a GOAT TOO!

AHAHhaHAHhHAhaHAhHAhHAhahHahAHhahA

CaptainBubba
Feb 14th, 2003, 08:45 PM
:love Best board art work ever.

Spectre X
Feb 15th, 2003, 04:04 AM
yes, very good.

P.S. how can that robot be 300 foot tall, if that's Hitler's head. he was much smaller?

jin
Feb 15th, 2003, 04:23 AM
MAGIC!

How is a 90ft or 300ft robot going to exist in the first place???

Its not like logic or reality need apply.

You make me bored.

AhehAEHhaEhaHEheahHE

CrapOnAStick
Feb 15th, 2003, 11:01 AM
Jin needs a theme song

Rongi
Feb 15th, 2003, 11:10 AM
Everyone hates me :(

sadie
Feb 15th, 2003, 11:13 AM
i liked you better all pissed off and ranting. :(

Rongi
Feb 15th, 2003, 11:14 AM
i liked you better all pissed off and ranting. :(

blame that on chojin. he told me to start being nice again :( >:

sadie
Feb 15th, 2003, 11:21 AM
first of all, take responsibility for your own actions.
then, quit your damn whining.

oh. and it's no wonder chojin was the one who told you to be nice. after all, he is the nicest one here. :rolleyes

Rongi
Feb 15th, 2003, 11:27 AM
first of all, take responsibility for your own actions.
then, quit your damn whining.

What do you mean take responsibility for my own actions :/ :confused

And I'm not whining, I'm just bored :(

Spectre X
Feb 15th, 2003, 04:45 PM
so are we with your whining! now shut the fuck up! you damn momma's boy!

Rongi
Feb 15th, 2003, 04:56 PM
so are we with your whining! now shut the fuck up! you damn momma's boy!

No no, you shut the fuck up you inbred 14 year old :)

sadie
Feb 15th, 2003, 06:44 PM
What do you mean take responsibility for my own actions What do you mean take responsibility for my own actions

blame that on chojin. he told me to start being nice again

Rongi
Feb 15th, 2003, 09:39 PM
doh :(

Spectre X
Feb 16th, 2003, 05:42 AM
do you want a piece of me? come on, lets take this to the mock wars. or are you scared you whiny little momma's boy.

sadie
Feb 16th, 2003, 08:33 AM
shut up. :rolleyes