Pick Up Lines

[Rongi]

WHAT R SOME GOOD PICK UP LINES :picklehat?

[O71394658]

http://linesthataregood.com/pointy.html

[ItalianStereotype]

I personally prefer "look, one of two things WILL be in you tonight: this knife, or my dick."

[Jeanette X]

"Dah, wanna see my dink?"
This one had me lol. Mainly because thats what all lines sound like to me.
If any man actually tried those lines on me, he would be met with my drink poured down his shirt, minimum. >:

[ItalianStereotype]

then I stab her anyway.

[The_voice_of_reason]

How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized? ;)

[wreckreation]

WOULD YOU LIEK TO DO SEX??? :lol

[sadie]

WOULD WRECK LIEK TO BECOME WRECKAGE??? :lol

[GÃ¥te]

Guy: You're not wearing any underwear
Girl: Excause me?
(Guy looks at his watch)
Huy: Oh sorry, my watch is one hour to fast

[Geggy]

How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized? ;)

I pulled a similiar line like that on a girl...it went something like this...

Me: Hey, what are you doing tomorrow?
She: I might go to this bar in Boston.
Me: No, I meant what are you doing in the morning, would you like to go to Denny's or IHOP?
She: Are you saying you want to meet for breakfast tomorrow?
Me: No, I'm saying we could go to breakfast together tomorrow.
She: So you want to meet somewhere before we go for breakfast tomorrow?
Me: Well, we did already meet up, didn't we?
She: Huh?

Stupid bitch. >:

[Helm]

"HI I SHOULD USE MY BEST PICKUP LINE ON YOU BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO HAVE TEK SECKS WITH ME BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE I FORGOT IT :("

Be sure to shout it very loud and then do a mime frowny face afterwards. Maybe do a little sad mime dance. Then stare, I mean STARE for a few seconds and I guarantee you're not going home alone.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I can tell by the fishy odor that you're not very hygenic....

-or-

drop pants and ask "Does this look like a mole to you?"

[Jeanette X]

I can tell by the fishy odor that you're not very hygenic....
Now how does this imply that you want to have sex?

[AChimp]

"My love for you is like diarrhea... I just can't control it." :(

[Esuohlim]

"There are 206 bones in the human body. Would you like another one?" ;)

[Jixby Phillips]

"RAPE" :lol

[Professor Cool]

I believe this is yours :lol

[executioneer]

MY FAVORITE PICKUP LINE IS THE FORD F-SERIES :lol

-willie

[Cosmo Electrolux]

uh...these lines are supposed to get you sex? Is there one line that would get you into bed?

[Blackjack]

"Err, hello. I'm not very good at this pick-up stuff. So why don't I just fondle your breasts?"

[JixbyPhillips2]

HYE BABEE WNNAN TOUCH ME DICK :lol :picklehat :crime

[KILLADEUCE]

"Hey girl you wanna swing by my place, Fuck and eat pizza? Wha? You Don't like Pizza??!"

[Protoclown]

Willie made me :lol

[AChimp]

"Hello. You are my friend's sister, are you not?"

[JixbyPhillips2]

HI IM NTO ACHIMP SO IVE GTO THAT GOING FOR ME AT LEAST :lol :lol :lol :picklehat

[Ninjavenom]

"Wanna go breakin' on the slick mat?"

[BlueOatmeal]

|-|07|)00|)(ME):Hey SexyChick2004 wanna cyber?
SexxyChick2004:NOOOOOO! I'm gonna warn you now!
|-|07|)00|) has been disconnected

[mischief]

you'll do i guess ;)

[BlueOatmeal]

"Baby, I haven't washed my penis in awhile will you wash it for me?"

[Ninjavenom]

One of two people will be sucking my dick tonight!

[Cap'n Crunch]

"Do you want me to buy you a drink so I can put drugs in it, then take you back to my place?"

[mischief]

I don't think you're in a position to be picky, fatty! >:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I don't think you're in a position to be picky, fatty! >:

:lol

[Esuohlim]

"BLOWJOB NOW" >:

[mischief]

Are those space pants you're wearing cause your butt is out of this world! :wank

[Supercooldude]

"Hey bitch, let's go to my house, we fuck, then you disappear, aight?"

[The Retro Kat]

You silly muffin, that won't work...unless you're easy like me.

[Esuohlim]

"WANT ME TO STICK MY BONER IN THE UGLY STAB WOUND BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, OR IS IT STARTING TO BLEED AGAIN?"

[Blue]

How bout you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up :(

[mischief]

COME ON! your SISTER didn't put up such a fight!

[CaptainBubba]

"Hey! I'm a faggot unfit for even the most gruseome death. Wanna go back to my place and cry on my cold hard floor naked and bleeding?"

[Comrade Rocket]

"hey baby were like computers. Why don't i plug into you and lets interface."

"I don't have a library card but do you mind if i check you out."

Weird Al had a song Dedicated to pick up lines called I wanna B your Lover.

[KILLADEUCE]

"WANT ME TO STICK MY BONER IN THE UGLY STAB WOUND BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, OR IS IT STARTING TO BLEED AGAIN?"



:lol

[imported_Hollycaust]

I would just like to say that I hate nature girls.. i.e girls who go around saying 'guys, where's the tent'

[shadetree]

Here is the best pickup line ever. It is both flattering and topical.

"You are the sexiest link. HELLO!"

[Nerd]

"I like your shirt. But it would look even better on my bedroom floor!"

[Professor Cool]

Do you lean on the girls locker when you say that, NERD :lol

[Perndog]

He forgot to add the part about stuttering and looking at his feet and blushing while saying the line. That's what makes it good.

[Rev. Danno]

On St. Patrick's day at the pick line:
-"Do ya' have any Irish in ya'?... Would you like some?"
this is good till about from about 9am-1pm
-"Would you like some Irish in ya' ?"(works best yelled out of a moving car, they can't smack you..."
Begins to come out of your mouth around 1pm-5pm
-"I'm Irish, I wanna stick it in Ya!'"
from about 5pm-9pm
-"I'm Irish, I'm Drunk, Let's fuck!"
9pm-midnight
-"IGOTANIRISHCOCKIWANNAHAVESEXWITHYOOOU!" *throwing up next to everone else throwing up the Guiness, bushmills, & cheap green beer*
12am-passing out in park, street, or friends front yard.
Only once has the "got any Irish in ya" ever worked, but it was to a slutty friend of mine, and she was going to sleep w/ me or a friend of mine that night anyway, I just helped her make her choice...
I threw up green beer in her hair when she was going down on me... Man, I miss being 19...

[Nerd]

Do you lean on the girls locker when you say that, NERD :lol

Yes. :tear

[Phil the anorak]

How about these:

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

"So do u believe in lust at first sight?

best of all though is probably made up but a man and a woman are sat next to each other on a plane and the man asks the woman what she is reading. The woman says its a sex article about mens below waist dimensions and she said that apparently native americans have the longest penises in the world and poles have ones with the largest girth.
The man in reply says, "oh thats interesting, we haven't been introduced yet have we? My name's Tonto Kowalski, whats yours?????" :):):):)

[FartinMowler]

"Hi My name is Fartin Mowler" :)

[Schimid]

HI, I'M SCHIMID

[Cap'n Crunch]

"My penis is GIAGANTIC."

[Sam]

HI, I'M SCHIMID