cat torture

[dj bastard]

anyone know where i can get pics of cats undergoing exreme torture, i need them for a new range of greeting cards im launching.
most of the sites i found are broke or full of shite pics, i need extreme torture pics like the one of a kittens head under
a tank track with the body visible or pics of kitten cricket / baseball
(cant post them or mock will fag my ass)
send to - dynamite141@hotmail.com

cheers. bye

[Rongi]

Nah

[Jeanette X]

I hope this is a joke...I really hope this is a joke... >:

[Mike]

Aw shit, I don't know what to say! I seriously hope you're kidding. Damn. >:

[Protoclown]

sure dude i'll hook u up can you send me some pics of u being tortured first

thx

[Cap'n Crunch]

I have a picture of a cat being forced to go poop inside of his litter box. LOL

[Anonymous]

cats should be forced to poop on you

[Jeanette X]

Ban him Rog, I beg you! >:
http://www.kentosh.co.jp/noah/photo_file/Cat_Munchkin.jpg
Defend the kitties! >:

[Anonymous]

yay! another picture for my cat-molesting RPG!

http://popndeth.chambergates.com/pokecats2/Hitcat.jpg

[The One and Only...]

I see no reason for this to be a joke, and am not offended by it. Then again, I do shoot animals, gut them, skin them, and eat them (something many tell me they could not do), so it might be I'm a little cold.

That said, you can flame the bastard because he has DJ in his name. :)

[O71394658]

http://iworktoomuch.com/images/godsmites.jpg

[Protoclown]

Thanks. That wasn't funny the first billion times we all saw it.

[Anti-Xocial]

dj bastard...or it just SICK bastard?..here, is a cookie for you:

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

[Gåte]

Sick man...

[Anti-Xocial]

Jeanette X: I want you to know this about me and that above link:

That link was sent to me approx. 1 year ago and I (as a true lover of animals mind you) was so outraged and angered I called the Humane society on these guys. Later, I went onto a site called "http://www.urbanlegends.com/ulz/" their specialty is to reveal hoaxes and such..it turns out that the whole "Bonsai-kitten" deal was fake (THANK GOD)! So rest assure that I would never be in such bad taste as to really post something that dispicable!

:)

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:bestthread

[dj bastard]

im dead serious, the first 5000 cards i made sold out in 3 days, i now need more kittie torture, more extreme i should say as the ones im currently using are deemed by some customers to tame !
( the japanese especially )

if anyone sends me any useable ones i'll donate something to the mock boards. cheers

dynamite141@hotmail.com

[Rongi]

How about you just just go away instead?

[Esuohlim]

im dead serious, the first 5000 cards i made sold out in 3 days, i now need more kittie torture, more extreme i should say as the ones im currently using are deemed by some customers to tame !
( the japanese especially )

if anyone sends me any useable ones i'll donate something to the mock boards. cheers

dynamite141@hotmail.com

Dear Idiot,

Shut up

Love, Esuohlim

[Anonymous]

Xocial, are you some kind of retard?

[AChimp]

That link was sent to me approx. 1 year ago and I (as a true lover of animals mind you) was so outraged and angered I called the Humane society on these guys. Later, I went onto a site called "http://www.urbanlegends.com/ulz/" their specialty is to reveal hoaxes and such..it turns out that the whole "Bonsai-kitten" deal was fake (THANK GOD)! So rest assure that I would never be in such bad taste as to really post something that dispicable!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough!* *cough!*


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Esuohlim]

What a huge fucking obvious load of shit.

I hope :(

[The Retro Kat]

I think DJ Bastard should send out greeting cards of him/her getting sodomized by many different animals, preferably barnyard ones.

[ScruU2wice]

wat kinda fuckin wasted life do u have dj bastard? ur trying to make a living off greeting cards of tortured kittens. Now is the time u look back and figure out what u did wrong with ur life, which is basically being born...

[Mike]

Xocial, let me get this straight. You were actually stupid enough to take that seriously? Did you get dropped a lot as a child?

[dj bastard]

thanks for the e-mail cat recipes s.a.m but it aint the type of thing im looking for .
you guys lighten up im a business man i'll do what it takes to make money for my family, three grand in a week aint bad is it.
fuck all you bleeding heart bastards, cats are vermin anyway.

anyone wanna see my pet rat.

[The Retro Kat]

Why, are you doing a "cool" torture move to it? >:

[Esuohlim]

Does anyone else find this thread generally retarded?

[Mike]

you guys lighten up im an underdog and I'm just selling pictures of tortured pets so that I can feed my starving family

Please shut up.

[Anti-Xocial]

Chojin: No.......... I....... not........am.....rEtaRDDED

Chimp: too much banana all at once will do that to you! Not to mention, you are breaking my heart..... :tear

Mike: Yes, I am real stupid! Some (equally stupid) friend sent me an e-mail stating: "Urgent, Please Help Us Stop This:" ....so I acted out the part as the good samaritan; nonetheless, a samaritan that quickly got the facts straight before sending them out to other potentially stupid, caring people.
BTW, I might have gotten dropped when I was a baby, but by the looks of you, your mama is still dropping you, ain't she?

:pac

[Esuohlim]

People that do stuff that emails tell them to do should not have access to the Internet to begin with.

[Mike]

Yes, I am real stupid!

You know what? YOU'RE RIGHT! :fu

[Rongi]

fuck all you bleeding heart bastards, cats are vermin anyway.

I don't give a shit about the cats. I just hate you and wish you nothing but death, painful death.

[ScruU2wice]

thanks for the e-mail cat recipes s.a.m but it aint the type of thing im looking for .
you guys lighten up im a business man i'll do what it takes to make money for my family, three grand in a week aint bad is it.
fuck all you bleeding heart bastards, cats are vermin anyway.

anyone wanna see my pet rat.

lemme get this straight: ur too poor to afford food but u have a computer and card creating software not to mention the quality paper to make greeting cards. also you say u get 3000 bux a week from sellin cards that can cost up to $1 each ( if you feel liek chargin 3 times the normal cost). lastly ur not organized enough to have ur own pix but cum here to beg peopel for pictures. It really just seems ur getting sum type of erotic pleasure out of teh pictures rather than making cards of them

[Esuohlim]

Nobody sees the retardation spawning from this thread? >:

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lemme get this straight: ur too poor to afford food but u have a computer and card creating software not to mention the quality paper to make greeting cards. also you say u get 3000 bux a week from sellin cards that can cost up to $1 each ( if you feel liek chargin 3 times the normal cost). lastly ur not organized enough to have ur own pix but cum here to beg peopel for pictures. It really just seems ur getting sum type of erotic pleasure out of teh pictures rather than making cards of them

DOESN'T ADD UP DOES IT?? IT'S ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE!!! :lol

:maul



i think anybody gullible enough to believe this should banned

[punkgrrrlie10]

Sounds like 1. copyright infringement 2. accessory to/aiding and abetting torturing animals 3. conspiracy in furtherance of animal torture 4. soliciting illegal materials in furtherance of animal torture.


Again I'm not a lawyer yet so I'm not offering any kind of advice but have fun being anally raped in prison. Maybe someone will take a picture and make a greeting card of it.

[Rongi]

I'd buy one.

[Jeanette X]

Jeanette X: I want you to know this about me and that above link:

That link was sent to me approx. 1 year ago and I (as a true lover of animals mind you) was so outraged and angered I called the Humane society on these guys. Later, I went onto a site called "http://www.urbanlegends.com/ulz/" their specialty is to reveal hoaxes and such..it turns out that the whole "Bonsai-kitten" deal was fake (THANK GOD)! So rest assure that I would never be in such bad taste as to really post something that dispicable!

:)
Oh yes, I know all about that. Personally I think its a fairly obvious hoax, and I found it amusing that so many people would take it seriously. :rolleyes

[sadie]

grrrlie: :love

[Professor Cool]

anyone know where i can get pics of dj bastard undergoing exreme torture, i need them for a new range of greeting cards im launching.

[kellychaos]

A guy in Michigan is facing up to a four-year jail sentence for throwing a kitten out his car window on the expressway while his duaghter was in the car. Yeaahhh! I could think of better alternative punishments that just may fall under the form of "cruel and unusual".

[Esuohlim]

And a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission in Michigan either. We're just stupid that way. >:

[Jeanette X]

And a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission in Michigan either. We're just stupid that way. >:
Laws like that are called "blue laws", and they are not enforced.

[sadie]

some blue laws are enforced. alcoholic beverages aren't sold on sundays in the county here, for example.

[dj bastard]

when did i ask for anyones opinion on cat cruelty ?

i asked ppl to e-mail me pics, not to write drivel.

whoever mentioned price ( cant remember ) in asia im retailing these at £2.15, with the mark up they sell for the equivalent of £3.50 and theyre selling like hotcakes ( i love the japanese, GOD i LOVE THE JAPANESE ).

fact: i made 3 grand total in profit last week
a rep from thailand bought my entire first run with more
orders to follow at the new lower price stated above


fact; ive been invited on a free trip to thailand (sorta business meeting ) where im told i'll be presented with my first tamale's to try, what a bonus, cant wait.

AND the government are paying my business advisors fee's
wicked.

what im doing is completely legal as long as i dont advertise in selected countries.

MMMMMMMEEEEEEEEIOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Anonymous]

punkgrrrlie: you're aware he's british, right?

[James]

Hi, I'm selling naked picture of DJ Bastard's children's dismembered and sexually violated torsos. If anyone can send some pictures to me, I'll send you a free T-Shirt.

[dj bastard]

jamesman, you should know by now that anything you say means nothing to me, your simply a child raping little shit, a creep and you scare ladies with your offensive face, thats why you love the net so.

by the way, dont forget to look me up if your ever in sheffield uk.


edit: shit i forgot, sex offenders cant get visas for britain, damn.

[Anonymous]

no offense, but a guy that looks like an ugly skeleton shouldn't be chastising others for their 'offensive face.' 's.'

[dj bastard]

no offence taken eric. ( go look at the post i made b4 i read this, its on the rave board )
the thing is i have a personality unlike james.

[dj bastard]

kelly wrote:
A guy in Michigan is facing up to a four-year jail sentence for throwing a kitten out his car window on the expressway while his duaghter was in the car. Yeaahhh! I could think of better alternative punishments that just may fall under the form of "cruel and unusual".

you dont have the video or stills do you ?

[ScruU2wice]

wow i cant believe a person as stupid as u can even spell kitten :/

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GOOD ONE

[Esuohlim]

You could really hurt someone's feelings saying stuff like that >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

Are you saying Britain doesn't have laws against animal torture...We are based on the same system of common laws and frequently influence each others legal systems. And there are international copyright laws based on participating nations of which the US and UK do.

[Anonymous]

No, I'm saying that Britain is a land of godless anarchy.

[Perndog]

Chojin, you say that like it's a bad thing.

[Professor Cool]

Look everybody it's Perndog

:rave

[Wiffles]

I don't like cats, but they don't deserve to be treated that way >_<

[sadie]

i knew this guy who buried live cats in holes with only their heads sticking out and then ran over them with the lawnmower. :(

[Protoclown]

And you KILLED this man, yes?

[sadie]

i was a little girl at the time. :( and i knew this other man who put a whole litter of kittens in a garbage bag and threw them over a bridge into a river. if i knew them now, i would MURDER, believe me. >:

[KILLADEUCE]

EEEEYIIII man... Thats some fucked up shit... I had this fucking shithead neighbor take my kittens and used them to train his rotweilers... I found them out back his house tied to his porch with ropes around necks half eaten...

... Amazing how the Cruelest animal's on earth are human.... (Well not really i suppose)

[Anti-Xocial]

... Amazing how the Cruelest animal's on earth are human.... (Well not really i suppose)

You JUST deduced this now?! Please, if you are in doubt, TRUST ME, humans are without a shadow of a doubt the most cruel creatures in the world. No other animal would purposely devise intentional set-ups (fights, torture, infliction of pain) to other creatures with Entertainment as their main goal!

The next thing "Sick Bastard", with his "business" is going to ask is if there is anyone here who has pictures of: cock-fights ( No Chojin...ROOSTERS!!!), Dog fights, or those disgusting pictures of big de-clawed, de-teethed bears fighting pittbulls.... :(

[KILLADEUCE]

No other animal would purposely devise intentional set-ups (fights, torture, infliction of pain) to other creatures with Entertainment as their main goal!


Very well put. I couldnt agree more.

[Zero Signal]

cock-fights ( No Chojin...ROOSTERS!!!)
:lol :lol :lol

[Anonymous]

:wah

[kellychaos]

fact; ive been invited on a free trip to thailand (sorta business meeting ) where im told i'll be presented with my first tamale's to try, what a bonus, cant wait.



Code words for: I'm going there for the pedophilia. ;)

... FYI Milhouse backwards, it's actually a NEW law. Old animal abuse laws in Michigan would have garnered him naught but a slap on the wrist fine.

[Anti-Xocial]

:wah

:party

:lol

[Esuohlim]

:EMTOCIONS!

[dj bastard]

oooops, i lied and made the whole motherfucking thing up, sorry,
i think ! :gitfaces

i did run over and squash my mother in laws cat, was an accident though, it was a black cat and it was dark.

[Rongi]

You're a cunt :)

[dj bastard]

wow i got my arm in my own ass, right up to the elbow.
i can tickle my own tonsils, its great.
ps; yes rongi i think i maybe a "cunt"

[ScruU2wice]

it really wasnt even a good well thought-out lie. but i nobody expected anything better than that from you. i was pretty sure that if any1 did send u a pic of a dead kat all u would do is masterbate to it this really jus confirmed that it was a ploy fro sexual release :wank

[dj bastard]

yeah, but do you want an "arm burying" contest ?

[wreckreation]

I BUT YOUR FACE IN MY VASE

[dj bastard]

wow !, i dont know what to say wreck, thats the nicest thing anyone ever did for me, im speechless.

[Esuohlim]

HEY DJ BASTARD, COMMENT ON THIS POST AS IF YOU'RE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY.