***I-MOCKERY'S CLUB PACK #3 HAS FINALLY ARRIVED!!!***

[Mockery]

I'm so friggin' excited about this new club pack, words cannot even begin to describe. I managed to get some boxes of original, unopened 3rd Series Garbage Pail Kids to celebrate the 3rd I-Mockery Club Pack. 17 year old packs that come complete with 17-year-old sticks of gum! Oh but there's more... I've made brand new General Zod stickers that actually have his picture on them. They're my new favorite sticker and you can only get them through this club pack. And each club pack comes with 2 of the stickers. And again, there's a nifty toy surprise in the club pack along with our latest I-Mockery Issue #3 newsletter thingy... which contains a secret site link on it to an old big project of mine that none of you have evar seen! :o As cool as the pickle hats were in the last pack, I think we've managed to make #3 the best club pack yet.

Again, these club packs are first come first serve... so order yours before they sell out again!

http://www.i-mockery.com/boxes/club-box.jpg (http://www.I-Mockery.com/Club)
I-MOCKERY'S CLUB PACK #3!!!:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Club

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[whoreable]

cool. maybe if i decide to not bee lazy and sign up for paypal

[Mockery]

Well I do take orders via snail mail (us postal service) too... the info is all on that page in the ordering info section.

[Ninjavenom]

Just wrap some paper around the bill, Slutty. No one will know it's a disguise! :o

[Cap'n Crunch]

I always send mine a day later then when he goes to the post office. I'm sending it out tomorrow.

[wreckreation]

THIS GUY ON TV IS ON THE TOILET :lol

[Blackjack]

Hey, my order's already down. Looking forward to those Zod stickers!

[Mockery]

Yeah if you're ordering via mail it's definitely best to get the orders in early... otherwise there's the chance the packs will sellout before you get yours, and of course there's the shipping delays too.

Anyway, thanks a lot to all of you who've already bought the new club pack. Lemme know whatcha think of it when you receive it!

-RoG-

[whoreable]

I am assuming u just send it regular mail so i should be able to recieve it to a po box. I guess it is just fedex and ups that wont deliver to em ? :/

[Mockery]

They come in standard busxiness envelopes, so yeah the postal service sends them, not fed-ex or ups. I've sent plenty packs to p.o. boxes and there were never any problems, so yeah a p.o. box is fine.

[whoreable]

you got my money you crafty bastard!

[-Gor]

MY ORDER IS ALREADY DOWN TOO.WHAT IF YOU MIXED THE LAST TWO PACKS GAVE IT A NEW NEWSLETTER AND MAKE A CLUB PACK #4!THAT WOULD NEATO FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DIDNT HAVE A FIGHITNN CHANCE!

[Triad-Brother Fu]

Looking like great business there Mr. Barr... why not invest a little money for Triad. We making sure nothing getting lost in the mail.

Hahahaha together we prosper, my happy friend.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I sent my money out today. I forgot where I put my wallet. :(

[The_voice_of_reason]

I used PayPal.









I hate PayPal.

[Perndog]

Heheheh..Garbage Pail Kids rule. I will be the envy of all the 80s freaks in my dorm. The only tough part is deciding whether to open the pack or not..hm...

[Ninjavenom]

Whoops. I spent me money on a katana on ebay. :(

[wreckreation]

Heheheh..Garbage Pail Kids rule. I will be the envy of all the 80s freaks in my dorm. The only tough part is deciding whether to open the pack or not..hm...

;)

[Stabby]

I just bought mine 5 minutes ago. Oh boy! I'm so excited, it's like Christmas wrapped in Halloween covered in my Birthday and rolled in Kwanza! My first Club Pack!! Finally, giving back to the site after taking so very, very much.

[Mockery]

As of 1:30pm EST today, all online club pack orders have just been mailed out. I also just picked up all the snail mail orders from my p.o. box and they'll be going out early next week.

Thanks again to all of you who've already ordered the club packs. Be sure to post what you think about the latest one in this thread once you receive it.

-RoG-

[Cap'n Crunch]

I got mine today. I like the Garbage Pail Kids cards, but the gum didn't taste very well. :/ The General Zod stickers are great. I put one on my NES. The news letter is the best yet. It was packed full of articles and such. You should do more like it. You should really finish that game though. I liked it, but at the end, does the black screen ever end, or does it go on forever?

My frog lost his sticky-ness. :(

[The_voice_of_reason]

Wash the frog with soap and warm water when it dries it will be sticky again :picklehat


My frog broke into many pieces :(

[Mockery]

Jeez, what the hell are you guys doing to your frogs? Actually, scratch that, I probably don't want to know.

Cap'n, I sincerely doubt I'll bother completing that game at this point. I've got a new game plan in the works that I'm going to start working on with FatSatan in the near future. If all goes well, it's gonna be one hell of a game. Of course, it'll probably take half a year to finish because it'll be so friggin huge. o.o

So anyway, who else has received their club packs? And if so, what'd ya think?

[Cap'n Crunch]

If you aren't finishing the game, do you mind if I can take the idea? I am trying to code and crap on my own since my friend game me a copy of Flash MX. :)

[Mockery]

Sorry, like I said it might be something we come back to and completely redo later in the future... and either way, I generally don't like other people using my ideas. I'm sure you can come up with something of your own anyway...

[FS]

It's that time again...

FatSatan's Club Pack Adventure #3 (starring Sergeant B. Grapehugger)! (http://www.fragile-minds.com/fatsatan/adventure3)

[Mockery]

:lol That friggin rocked! I loved it when the frog landed on the soldier and when the soldier ate the 17-year-old gum.

[DiRt GuY]

Someone ordered #3 for me as a gift [cheap bastard] without me knowing.

The stickers have lost their stick but the gum was excellent.


Hopefully #4 is as tastey!

[Anti-Xocial]

The stickers have lost their stick but the gum was excellent.


UGH...I'd eat the frog over the gum any day. Seriously, that was horrible..."17 year old gum" indeed! Maybe you should run a carbon-14 test on it I'm sure the results will be much like that of a certain Shroud... apart from that everything else was awesome (including the stories!)! Thank you (Roger) for a great Club Pack!

:lol to FS...that was really cool!

[The_voice_of_reason]

My brother ate the gum so he could tell people he ate gum older than he is. (He's 14)

[Mockery]

The stickers have lost their stick but the gum was excellent.

I told you not to stick 'em on your ass. :rolleyes

Seriously though, how did they "lose their stick"? Those things are weather proof, I've had some on my car for over a year without any problems.

And thanks for the compliments on club pack #3 you guys, that's cool you're enjoying them. Though the fact that some people are still disregarding my warning about the 17-year-old gum is indeed quite disturbing.

So anyway, who else has received their club pack?

[Pub Lover]

Did you have to drop 'Danger the Suzie', Rog? >:

Other than that, it was a great clubpack. :)

[Mockery]

Actually, Re didn't feel like doing a Danger the Suzie comic. :/ But the peeps one came out nicely, so all is well in Club Pack land.

Speaking of which, what garbage pail kids did you people get with your club packs? (post pics if ya can.)