Terrible Albums by Good Bands [Archive]

crash0814

Jul 25th, 2003, 03:41 PM

Smashing Pumpkins - MACHINA/machines of God
Sonic Youth - Goodbye 20th Century (and all the other SYR albums for that matter)
Beastie Boys - Ill Communication
Radiohead - Kid A (Fuck you Royal!)
Blur - Think Tank
Pearl Jam - Ten

Drew Katsikas

Jul 25th, 2003, 04:36 PM

Machina- Smashing Pumpkins

Loaded - Velvet Underground, not terrible, but certainly contains filler tracks, not supposed to happen on VU albums

Rock and Roll Animal - Lou Reed, ugh, Lou gone arena rock

Bands that started with great albums, but got shitty;

All Everclear albums not including World of Noise and Sparkle and Fade

Pink Floyd was a great band, but started sucking after Meddle

crash0814

Jul 25th, 2003, 04:58 PM

Pink Floyd had plent of classics after Meddle. Dark Side of the Moon and Wish You Were Here are great, and The Wall's pretty good.

Ihach

Jul 25th, 2003, 05:05 PM

i dont really understand how you can classify Ten by Pearl Jam as a shitty album :/ i thought it was pretty damn good

crash0814

Jul 25th, 2003, 05:11 PM

I just never liked it. The songs sound mediocre to me. The only songs that really jumped out at me were Jeremy and Deep. The fact that Mr. Vedder's voice echoes through the entire course of the album doesn't help. I don't like echo. I don't know why.

noob3

Jul 25th, 2003, 05:23 PM

I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW ANY OF YOUR MORONS CAN CLASSIFY PEARL JAM AS A "GOOD BAND"

crash0814

Jul 25th, 2003, 05:27 PM

They're far from a great band. But they're a good band. YOU MORON.

noob3

Jul 25th, 2003, 05:33 PM

I didn't even say anything about them being a great band, and they are soooo not a good band.

crash0814

Jul 25th, 2003, 05:40 PM

I didn't say you said anything about them being a great band, now did I? YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

Royal Tenenbaum

Jul 25th, 2003, 06:20 PM

crash0814

Jul 25th, 2003, 06:21 PM

Royal, you have no idea how many laughs I get from your stupid comments.

crash0814

Jul 25th, 2003, 06:23 PM

"Radiohead - Kid A (Fuck you Royal!)"

DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! How dumb can you be? It's the ultimate achievement in music so far in the 21st century.

It's amazing how dumb someone can possibly be. "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots" is the ultimate achievement in music so far in the 21st century, you FUCKING STUPID-ASS PILE OF SHIT! DIE!

distance

Jul 25th, 2003, 08:24 PM

"Radiohead - Kid A (Fuck you Royal!)"

DIE YOU MOTHERFUCKER! How dumb can you be? It's the ultimate achievement in music so far in the 21st century.

And whoever said Floyd sucked after Meddle can shut the fuck up too. Animals bitch.

being released in october 2000, wouldn't kid a technically be part of the 20th century?
kid a isn't a bad album. amnesiac is "worse" anyway.

animals is definitely under-rated. the 1977 shows were great.
the wall is over-rated.

Black Flag

Jul 25th, 2003, 10:17 PM

Loaded is the best of all the Velvet Underground albums.

Perndog

Jul 25th, 2003, 10:22 PM

Queensryche's last two albums. What the fuck was Q2K??? Ugh.

crash0814

Jul 25th, 2003, 10:36 PM

The first Velvet Underground album was the best.

Drew Katsikas

Jul 25th, 2003, 11:16 PM

It's all about White Light White Heat as far as I'm concerned. And I admit, I haven't heard Animals. DSOTM and The Wall and Wish You Were Here and the Division Bell suck ass as far as I'm concerned. Ummagumma and Piper are where it's at.

Drew Katsikas

Jul 25th, 2003, 11:18 PM

Let's not get techincal about centuries

The One and Only...

Jul 25th, 2003, 11:18 PM

It's amazing how dumb someone can possibly be. "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots" is the ultimate achievement in music so far in the 21st century, you FUCKING STUPID-ASS PILE OF SHIT! DIE!

Umm... no.

crash0814

Jul 25th, 2003, 11:32 PM

What's the ultimate achievement in music so far in the 21st century then, Mr. Smartypants? Gee, it couldn't be a metal album, could it?

whoreable

Jul 25th, 2003, 11:35 PM

CHUMBAWAUMBA!

Perndog

Jul 25th, 2003, 11:43 PM

Toxicity is the ultimate 21st century musical achievement. :rock

Drew Katsikas

Jul 25th, 2003, 11:47 PM

I'm sorry you feel that way.

crash0814

Jul 26th, 2003, 12:13 AM

System of a Down is one of the few mainstream rock bands I enjoy listening to. The Queens of the Stone Age are better though.

Royal Tenenbaum

Jul 26th, 2003, 12:30 PM

:lol SoaD? :fag

"Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots" is the ultimate achievement in music so far in the 21st century, you FUCKING STUPID-ASS PILE OF SHIT! DIE!"

Even funnier! It's an ok album, but it isn't worthy to be the toilet paper that wipes KID A's ass. And if we have to get technical, Yankee Hotel Foxtrot is the ultimate achievement in music in the 21st century.

crash0814

Jul 26th, 2003, 12:35 PM

LMAO. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot. THe ultimate achievement in music in the 21st century so far. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! WOO! Let me finish wiping the tears from my eyes. Only a complete and total retard would ever say that a Wilco album is the ULTIMATE achievement in music so far in the 21st century. Hell, except for my beloved Meat Puppets, alt-country in general blows. So fuck off. Even the terrible, terrible Kid A is better than Wilco.

Royal Tenenbaum

Jul 26th, 2003, 12:42 PM

Your musical ignorance is mind-blowing. Please refrain from posting anymore due to the fact it merely reveals how weak and fragile your mind is. If you can't understand KID A or Wilco or any alt-country, then just accept that you are in possesion of a musical illiterate and barren mind.

crash0814

Jul 26th, 2003, 12:48 PM

Yeah, that's the reason I don't like Kid A, Wilco, or alt-country. Because I don't understand it. :rolleyes

No, I don't like Kid A because

1. OK Computer is 2(insert large amount of zeros here) times better.
2. Aside from Everything in its Right Place, the songs are totally uninteresting.

As for alt-country, I guess I forgot how deep and complicated it is.

Royal Tenenbaum

Jul 26th, 2003, 01:02 PM

Oh really Ok Computer is better? Wow, yeah, I could see that, but why the fuck would I allow that to fuck with my enjoyment of another album? Because, well, I'm not a total tool, like you. Yes, OK C is a classic album, but so what, we are judging KID A on it's merits alone, and it's merits are that is is a masterpiece. I'm going to go listen to Blonde on Blonde now, but wait Highway 61 Revisited is better, so I guess I should stop liking it. :rolleyes

crash0814

Jul 26th, 2003, 01:04 PM

Well, when you listen to a total fucking masterpiece like OK Computer, and then you listen to an insignificant pile of crap like Kid A, it kinda puts things in perspective. So fuck off!

Royal Tenenbaum

Jul 26th, 2003, 01:18 PM

:lol You don't even know how to argue.

crash0814

Jul 26th, 2003, 01:23 PM

No, its just that other people's stupidity tends to fuck up my concentration.

Royal Tenenbaum

Jul 26th, 2003, 02:00 PM

More like your own stupidity makes it hard for you to think because you are stupid.

crash0814

Jul 26th, 2003, 02:54 PM

Good one!

Rongi

Jul 26th, 2003, 03:11 PM

You two make a great couple

soundtest

Jul 26th, 2003, 03:35 PM

:lol

Helm

Jul 26th, 2003, 07:14 PM

Nevermore fucked up with both Dead Heart in a Dead World and the newer Enemies of Reality. Shame.

The One and Only...

Jul 26th, 2003, 07:29 PM

There is no such thing as the ultimate achievement in music during the 21st century because it's all subjective.

crash0814

Jul 26th, 2003, 07:30 PM

Perndog

Jul 26th, 2003, 11:50 PM

It's not all subjective, but yeah, pretty close. And since, subjectively, my opinion is always right, I'm sticking to it, and fuck you if you disagree! :moon

Jeanette X

Jul 26th, 2003, 11:53 PM

Smashing Pumpkins would be great if someone with a decent voice sang for them and if their live shows didn't suck.

Ninjavenom

Jul 27th, 2003, 01:06 AM

crash0814

Jul 27th, 2003, 02:58 AM

Ever heard of Coldplay?

Black Flag

Jul 27th, 2003, 03:12 AM

Are Coldplay multiple genres and imitators?

crash0814

Jul 27th, 2003, 03:16 AM

Um...yes.

Bobo Adobo

Jul 29th, 2003, 10:09 PM

Grateful Dead----In the Dark
Turned every teeny bopper in the eighties into a wanna be Dead Head

and Radiohead sucks.

crash0814

Jul 29th, 2003, 11:38 PM

Who cares? The Dead blows anyway.

noob3

Jul 30th, 2003, 03:29 AM

I forgot 12 Golden Country Greats by Ween. What the fuck were they thinking? Their fans don't like country and real country fans wouldn't want to listen to it. What was the point of making it? Piss Up a Rope was funny, though.

Do you have no sense of humour? Or are you just stupid? The whole album is one big "haha, fuck you". There are only ten songs! Ween knows how to make an awsome concept album, and they also know how to make stupid people confused & more than likley, angry.

crash0814

Jul 30th, 2003, 05:13 AM

A big fuck you? It wasn't a big fuck you. It might've been a joke, but it was not a big fuck you. Ween is a band that usually treats its fans well, and I, like most Ween fans, don't like country, whether played by Ween or not. If it was a big fuck you, it wasn't pulled off very well. I don't listen to Ween just for a laugh, because underneath the humor, there's usually a good song. That didn't happen with 12GCG, save for You Were the Fool, which makes it a novelty and nothing more. It's good for a laugh, but it's not something that one can listen to repeatedly, like any of their other albums. Admittedly, I was a little confused as to why they would let down their fans like that, but I wasn't angry, as I am still a huge fan to this very day.

On a side note, I have heard 12GCG referred to as a concept album, but I've never been able to discern a plot out of the lyrics. Maybe you can tell me.

Bobo Adobo

Jul 30th, 2003, 02:09 PM

Who cares? The Dead blows anyway.

Maybe if you listened to the Dead you might know what I'm talking about.

I don't see how its such an insult to the fans that ween did a country album as a joke. I geuss it probably disappionted them even more at Bonnaroo when the keyboardist was wearing a Jerry Garcia Tshirt.

crash0814

Jul 30th, 2003, 02:43 PM

I do know what you're talking about. That song "Touch of Grey." Everyone thought they were a Dead fan after that, not knowing that they had a career back in the 60's.

Rongi

Jul 30th, 2003, 03:55 PM

and Radiohead sucks.

You can say such things when you get taste in music.

Otherwise, you have no say in anything, because you like The Dead.

Bobo Adobo

Jul 30th, 2003, 04:18 PM

crash0814

Jul 30th, 2003, 05:16 PM

You can say such things when you get taste in music.

Otherwise, you have no say in anything, because you like The Dead.

I'm sorry I prefer listening to band of musical geniuses, and not to mention one the best rythm sections EVER, than a bunch of laughing Hienas flipped out on PCP and having too much fun with their effects processors, while trying to come up with some "intelligent" lyrics.

I guess I forgot that Grateful Dead wasn't tripped out on PCP. And since when has Ween tried to come up with intelligent lyrics? If you're talking about the newfound "seriousness" on White Pepper, they admitted even that was just a joke, and that they were trying to feign being really deep.

Bobo Adobo

Jul 30th, 2003, 05:21 PM

I was talking about Radiohead. I think your confusing PCP for LSD.

Don't get me wrong, I like Ween.

crash0814

Jul 30th, 2003, 05:42 PM

Oh. Now I feel stupid. :( Well, your description fit Ween too.

crash0814

Jul 30th, 2003, 05:49 PM

I don't see how its such an insult to the fans that ween did a country album as a joke. I geuss it probably disappionted them even more at Bonnaroo when the keyboardist was wearing a Jerry Garcia Tshirt.

I didn't say it was an insult. I said it was kind of disappointing. First new Ween material in two years, and it's a country album.

Royal Tenenbaum

Jul 30th, 2003, 06:26 PM

Anyone that thinks the Dead suck has not heard Workingman's Dead or American Beauty. Both of those albums are masterpieces.

crash0814

Jul 30th, 2003, 06:38 PM

You're right, I haven't. My first impression wasn't a good one.

Royal Tenenbaum

Jul 30th, 2003, 08:32 PM

But it's "country" so you wouldn't be able to look past your hatred, rightly so, of over-produced Nashville bullshit country and realize country can actually be really fucking good.

Geggy

Jul 30th, 2003, 09:35 PM

Don't forget that some rappers can be real good at what they do. Take NAS for example...fucking genius. Yes, rap music can be really annoying but sometime you just got to look past the panty hoses on their heads and the gold capped teeth, you just got to really listen to the messages.

Even though Tool's Lateralus had it's moments, I was a little disappointed with it. Ah, fuck the loyalty that I have for Tool, Lateralus sucked ass.

crash0814

Jul 30th, 2003, 10:10 PM

But it's "country" so you wouldn't be able to look past your hatred, rightly so, of over-produced Nashville bullshit country and realize country can actually be really fucking good.

I like Johnny Cash. I don't know if that falls into the category of over-produced Nashville bullshit country or not, but I like him.

As for Geggy, about 95% of rap sucks, but there are a few that are quite good. Jurassic 5, Beastie Boys, Wu-Tang Clan, any member of the Wu-Tang Clan and the Roots are all pretty good. There are more, but I can't think of them right now.

Rongi

Jul 30th, 2003, 10:51 PM

I'm sorry I prefer listening to band of musical geniuses, and not to mention one the best rythm sections EVER, than a bunch of laughing Hienas flipped out on PCP and having too much fun with their effects processors, while trying to come up with some "intelligent" lyrics.

:lol :lol :lol

BlueOatmeal

Jul 31st, 2003, 07:54 AM

"Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots" is the ultimate achievement in music so far in the 21st century, you FUCKING STUPID-ASS PILE OF SHIT! DIE!"

Thats the truest piece of trueness I've ever read.l

Talking about shitty cds form good bands I'll have to say
GoldFinger-Open Your Eyes! I can't belive I paid for that piece of shit!

executioneer

Jul 31st, 2003, 08:03 AM

IT HINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY KIDS :lol

AND THAT LESSON, IS THAT ONE MANS TRASH IS ANOTHER MANS TREASUER :eek

-willie

crash0814

Jul 31st, 2003, 02:56 PM

IT HINK WE'VE ALL LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON TODAY KIDS :lol

AND THAT LESSON, IS THAT ONE MANS TRASH IS ANOTHER MANS TREASUER :eek

-willie

How true.

Royal Tenenbaum

Jul 31st, 2003, 06:16 PM

One man's trash is another man's crash.

jewishcarpenter

Aug 8th, 2003, 06:56 AM

Aye, i agree with One and Only. I'm not sure how anyone can just ignore metal bands as candidates for putting out "The Best Album of the 21st Century". Radiohead hasn't spawned multiple genres and imitators through their music, have they?

they've only spawned that because it's easier to imitate Metallica rather than Radiohead. I'm sure you could go to any high school in the U.S. and find a high school band that plays Metallica songs or Metallica-like songs. I'm not saying that they have no talent, I'm just saying they overall have less talent. Food for thought.... now swallow.

Protoclown

Aug 8th, 2003, 12:35 PM

This thread would have been cool if you guys hadn't gayed it up.

Rongi

Aug 8th, 2003, 03:18 PM

Back on topic:

Cut The Crap- The Clash

But that one doesn't really count, since most of the members where missing :/

The Bleeding - Cannibal Corpse
Hail To Theif- Radiohead ( it's not terrible, but it's pretty mediocre compared to Amnesiac and Kid A )
Carnival Of Chaos - GWAR
Songs About Fucking - Big Black ( I actually like this album, but they've done better )

Sethomas

Aug 10th, 2003, 09:36 PM

Stone Temple Pilots: No. 4

Royal Tenenbaum

Aug 10th, 2003, 11:31 PM

"Cut The Crap- The Clash"

Have you even heard Cut The Crap?

Ninjavenom

Aug 11th, 2003, 01:18 AM

Everything after Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

Rongi

Aug 11th, 2003, 11:55 PM

Have you even heard Cut The Crap?

Unfortunatly, yes. Out of boredom, I downloaded a few tracks. :(

Dole

Aug 12th, 2003, 03:08 AM

Agreed, Cut The Crap is appaling. This is England is just embarrasing.

Pink Floyd SUCKED SUCKED SUCKED after Piper At The Gates Of Dawn. Syd left and took all the talent with him.