The Bet

[FS]

So, I was away with my family, to a little summerhouse. Close quarters, little privacy. Not much opportunities - nor inspiration - to practice self-love. And as the days went by, I began getting curious of how long this would last. So I started abstinating.

I'm back home now, with privacy and inspiration abound, so the real test begins. I've been on dry land for ten solid days. I've noticed that I have lots more energy to do stuff (aside from wrestling my bishop), and to some extent, stimulated creativity (I finally picked up some writing again). On the other hand, if I don't have anything to do I actually feel jittery and restless, and my mind wanders into scenes and images that can be annoying and almost disturbing.

I see no reason why I should be going nonsexual turkey all by myself, so I'm looking for people who think they can beat me. Based on honesty of course. The way I figure it, wet dreams set you back several days, and women have to come up with at least twice as many days, if not more, to compete. I have no idea what the 'prize' would be, but I guess it'd be only fair for the winner to make love to me. Who dares? :chatter

[Perndog]

I'd take you on, but I don't think I like the prize you're offering. :eek

[James]

You've got to stop masturbating, Albert.

You should watch 40 Days and 40 Nights.

[whoreable]

Rember you are a genius, so what if you masterbated this morning it does not mean you are a bad scientist

[KILLADEUCE]

I think i can beat you... Although ive only got 6 days to you're 10- I'm already halucinating about tawnee stone... I can see her... I can almost grab... NO!!

So thats basically it- 6 days to you're ten Let's see who's The Greatest?! Cause i know i aint...

Btw You can keep the grand prize... If i wanted to sleep with a Sweaty Beast I'd go rape a Gorilla...

[Esuohlim]

I couldn't do it. I've tried, it doesn't work. Unless I'm so occupied that I don't even think about it, I end up thinking about it and once I think about it I have to do it or else I'll go crazy. Like when no one finishes singing that song "I'm Sailing Away" by Styx...

[Sethomas]

My longest was during Lent, in all it was about 50 days. It was easy though because of previously mentioned side-effects. Some nuB claimed he's gone a year, I think.

[Perndog]

I stopped masturbating from the day I met my last girlfriend until we broke up...of course, that was only three weeks....

Oh, and Tawnee Stone's sister is way hotter. :wank

That smiley had to come up sooner or later in this thread.

[AChimp]

I was going to take you up on your challenge, FS, but I disqualified myself by the time I got to posting. :(

[Helm]

I'm taking you on. I have a headstart of about two months on you, though.

[Perndog]

Put a little incentive behind the bet and more people would be interested. Like, offer your mom up for the guy who can hold out the longest. ;)

[Rongi]

Ha! I haven't whacked Mr. Winky around in 5 minutes, now that's self control

:(

In all seriousness, I haven't done it in at least 3 or 4 days, due to tiredness and lazyness :(

[Esuohlim]

OMG THIS REMINDS ME OF SEINFELD :rolleyes

I'm seriously going to try this. I haven't done in...5 hours.

...

...:(

[The Retro Kat]

I haven't done it in about one year and 6 or 7 months.



Biaches.

[kellychaos]

I'm out ... :(

[FS]

I uh... withdraw my challenge.

[Esuohlim]

I'm 41 hours in... :(

[The Retro Kat]

You are all very very fucked.

[Esuohlim]

43 >:

[Esuohlim]

And I'm out. :(

[KILLADEUCE]

HAHAH i was gonna say, I'm on day 9 Shit is tough man

[Mike]

Does getting laid count? If not, it's been 15 days. If so, it's been 10.

[AChimp]

Quit bragging, you asshole. >:

[Royal Tenenbaum]

If sex counts then its been a day. If not, its been a day.

[pjalne]

If having sex with a couch counts, it's been... let me get back to you on that.

[Mike]

Well then I'll just assume that it doesn't count. 15 days. http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/jenegrin.gif

[KILLADEUCE]

Nah it doesnt count ya' Lucky bastage :)

[kellychaos]

I can make washcloth sculptures that can stand up on their own. Hey wait! That's not related to the topic ... or is it? ;) :)

[KILLADEUCE]

I can make washcloth sculptures that can stand up on their own. Hey wait! That's not related to the topic ... or is it?


I think it has ALOT to do with topic actually. You just have to read between the lines...

Or DOES It?? :)

[Anonymous]

this reminds me of a part of the seinfeld/Oz SNL skit. with male rape.

:<

[Rongi]

Ok I'm out :(

The other day I had cinimax on, and it was like, 12 at night and some porno thing came on and...well, you do the math :(

[Rev. Danno]

Ok, I haven't touched myself in three weeks, can I bee a part f this?
Ichose to stop masturbating a few weeks ago, I think I could "beat" you all...

[Jixby Phillips]

I haven't jerked off in an hour.

[Helm]

I'm still going strong :(

[Jixby Phillips]

26 hours :D

[glowbelly]

only boys would do something as ridiculous as this >:

[Helm]

Whereas we all know women have never found their masturbation habits to be even the littlest bit questionable.

[glowbelly]

you're goddamn right. :b

why would you make a bet with someone about how long you can go without rubbing one out when,

1. masturbation is pleasurable
2. there is no prize
3. eventually you're going to do it and lose to someone who can hold out longer than you
4. people can LIE
AND
5. the only person who is suffering is yourself

??

;)

[FS]

Take your carnal distractions away from this thread, XY! >:

[Esuohlim]

WTF? XY? DOES GLOWBELLY HAVE A SECRET? :(

I'm doing good, so far it's been 10 hours. DOES PULLING ON YOUR BONER UNTIL YOU SPURT COUNT? BECAUSE IF SO THEN I'M OUT. :(

[glowbelly]

i'm a girl >:

[Esuohlim]

WHAT IS THIS XY BUSINESS?

[glowbelly]

i dunno. maybe fs is the one hiding the secret. :(

or maybe they just do things all backwards in dutch-land.

[The Retro Kat]

I went 8 or 9 months, I'm out though. It was the best masturbation I ever had.

[FS]

Or should it be XX? :( I was trying to address your chromosomes.

[sadie]

the y's have the sperm.

[Helm]

why would you make a bet with someone about how long you can go without rubbing one out when,

Because:


5. the only person who is suffering is yourself

[glowbelly]

it's cool to be a masochist 8-)

[kellychaos]

I wonder if the Buddha masturbated. :/

[Helm]

Only upside down so he could catch the semen with his mouth.