Is it safe yet?

[AChimp]

I haven't seen him post for a while. Is he gone? Can I take my pants off again? :chatter

[The_Rorschach]

DON'T DO IT MAN! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HE IS WAITING FOR!!!

[AChimp]

We mustn't say his name, or he might come back. :(

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Fuck you all.

Lets be honest. This board is boring without Vince here, and I wish he were around....

Without Vince here, we're left to argue with folks like "the one and only...," which is fine, but Vince is....well, he's Vince. He's the guy you'd like to have a beer with and not talk about politics with, but he MAKES YOU!

R.I.P. :(

[mburbank]

I'm torn. I totally agree with Kevin, but it's so clear that the Unmentionable One is sitting out there waiting for what he thought woould be a huge slew of thresds wondering where he went, what had happened to him, why he wasn't here anymore, daring him to come back, etc. etc. so he could come in and say how obsessed we were with him, and how sad and gay and Jewish, etc. etc.

I'd give 50-50 odds that this post combined with his need to be ridiculed will be enough to get him to come back with a simple
"No, I were just too busy with that thing they just call the real world now and making money with big deals that are secret from you but are important and real now. Any of you having such dealings? I didn't think so, dumbass."

[pjalne]

I think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named just is over in Idaho on vacation, and will return in a couple of days with the thread "Oh Maaaaax, guess who's baaaaack?". And then he will imagine we all yell "Nooooooo, he's baaaaaaack!"

Or, he finally had to admit to himself that he had bullshitted himself into a corner, and that nobody actually were provoked by his posts. Maybe he realized we were just wanted him around to see how stupid he actually could be.

I think scenario #1 is more likely.

[Zhukov]

Telling him what he will and will not do is not going to make him come back. He might try doing the opposite of what people really want.

You have to bait him >:

[kellychaos]

I think He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named just is over in Idaho on vacation, and will return in a couple of days with the thread "Oh Maaaaax, guess who's baaaaack?". And then he will imagine we all yell "Nooooooo, he's baaaaaaack!"



:Idahomilitia :lol:

Maybe he and FS went on one of those "shared" vacations, and the nameless one decided to etend so he to could come back and yell at us with a "You forgot my birthday, bitches!" but he didn't want to steal fatty's thunder.

The arsenal at his favorite NRA retreat just got some more ammo just as he was leaving and they wanted to try it out ... on him ... is this thing on?

While on vacation, he was stung by a mysterious vector and started breaking out in hives and his mother couldn't find the "bug letter".

[pjalne]

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=957CC46A-6074-4333-B5A4-5905B1382CCC

[Anti-Xocial]

http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=957CC46A-6074-4333-B5A4-5905B1382CCC

:lol :lol :lol

[Zero Signal]

Awesome, pjalne! hahaha

[FartinMowler]

I kinda liked Vince's Archie bunker mentality sometimes :/

[AChimp]

:lol @ pjalne

http://members.shaw.ca/achimp/oldathome/first.gif
Golden Chimp Award

[pjalne]

:rave

[The One and Only...]

Give me some credit... for the least politically active and probably youngest poster on this side of the board, I do my job. Mainly, make you laugh.

I really don't take this forum all that seriously. Sitting around debating on i-mock is doing squat. The only things I ever really did debate about where I actually cared was my thread on here now and my socialist medicine thread... which I have changed my opinion on since posting it (I now no longer support it, unless you count my theoretical ideal government that had pseudo-socialist healthcare... maybe I'll post that thing one day...).

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I wasn't ripping on you, I was kind of being sarcastic, whereas I meant that Vince offers a certain kind of "character" to the board....

[The One and Only...]

What happened to Vince, anyway?

[pjalne]

My money is still on 'vacation'.

[AChimp]

Undoubtedly, since he is barely above the poverty line, he can no longer afford Internet access since it is summer and there is no school.

I think even private schools have summer breaks, and Vinth was probably banned from public libraries long ago.

[mburbank]

He's still updating his own site with at least one Boortz paraphrase a day.

[kellychaos]

I think even private schools have summer breaks, and Vinth was probably banned from public libraries long ago.

I hear that you have to wear pants in those places. >:

[agroskaterik]

pants suck.

[Zero Signal]

He's still updating his own site with at least one Boortz paraphrase a day.
What are you talking about? Vinth and Boortz are on "holiday" together in the Greece.

[mburbank]

What, they don't have internet/boy-pick-up-joints in Greece?

[kellychaos]

What, they don't have internet/boy-pick-up-joints in Greece?

Michigan has them ... but they're for police chiefs ... they're called deserted parking lots. :)

[mburbank]

It's been lurking again this morning, but apparently it's spit valve is plugged.

[kellychaos]

The enema is complete and the shite flows freely forth once again! :)

[mburbank]

Do you think he wears a helmet? 'Cause I think he wears a helmet.

[kellychaos]

A helmet would infer that there are those that care for his safety. I don't know about a helmet but surely he's made to wear a soothing skin balm as protection against the mystery skin condition. It's the least they can do, don't ya think?

[AChimp]

No, they probably just make him stay inside all the time. I bet his ass is as white as mine.

[kellychaos]

Franks and beans! Franks and beans!

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot piiiiiiiiieeeeeeee ...