Jixby Wreck vs Esuohlim Sam teh Gay Furry

[Tropical]

Good luck! The battle begins now and ends sunday.

[Jixby Phillips]

OH I AM *SO* SCARED TO FIGHT A DISLEXIC FAGGOT AND A JUST PLAIN OLD FAGGOT!!!

FUCKING BRING IT ON

FUCKING BRING IT, BITCH

FUCKING BRING IT THE FUCK ON

[wreckreation]

YEAH! >:

YOU JERSKS!

[Esuohlim]

YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME? THIS IS ALL ONE BIG GAME TO YOU? IS THAT WHAT THIS IS, A GAME? YOU THINK IT'S ALL TIDDLYWINKS AND DON'T WAKE DADDY, DO YOU?

WELL, THIS HERE IS THE GAME OF LIFE, WITHOUT THE CAREER CARDS AND PIECES IN THE SHAPE OF CARS.

SO BRING IT ON! >_<

[Jixby Phillips]

Well. This will be a great fight I can tell.

[Esuohlim]

After going through the other war threads, it seems as though no one knows where to begin with these. :(

ARE YOU GUYS ENJOYING THE AWKWARDNESS? WELL, ARE YOU? I THINK IT MIGHT BE TOO HARD HANDLE, SO WHY DON'T YOU TWO JUST GIVE IT UP AND WE'LL CLAIM VICTORY! :triumph

I'm good at mocking on the Internet. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Good luck! The battle begins now and ends sunday.

[Sam]

OH YEAH?

:(

[wreckreation]

we give up










































PSYCH >:

[Jixby Phillips]

YOUR WIFE IS A LOUSY COOK

[Sam]

Your penmanship is attrocious.

[Jixby Phillips]

You get sick after smoking ONE cigarette

[Sam]

Shit.

[Jixby Phillips]

My immitation of Judy Blume

"Yeah, I write Books"

[Jixby Phillips]

SAM TEH GAY FURRY SAM TEH GAY FURRY SAM TEH GAY FURRY

[Sam]

Yes? You rang? I mean... WHUT DU YU WANT JERKSBY??? :lol2

[Esuohlim]

Jixby spits when he talks.

And Wreck only consumes 23g of the daily recommondation of 30g of fiber.

[wreckreation]

THATS BULLSHIT!!! >:
I AM EATING RASIN BRAN RIGHT NOW! >:
FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!

[Esuohlim]

YOU'RE FORGETTING THAT THIS ISN'T A GAME, WRECK >:

BESIDES, RAISIN BRAN IS NERD CEREAL :rolleyes

Müselix is the best cereal for fiber, so I've heard. :(

[wreckreation]

FUCKIGN BRING IT ON! >:

[Esuohlim]

OH I AM *SO* SCARED TO FIGHT A DISLEXIC FAGGOT AND A JUST PLAIN OLD FAGGOT!!!

FUCKING BRING IT ON

FUCKING BRING IT, BITCH

FUCKING BRING IT THE FUCK ON

[Jixby Phillips]

Yes? You rang? I mean... WHUT DU YU WANT JERKSBY??? :lol2

You look just like me :eek

[Esuohlim]

YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO MOCK WARS, PAL???

[Esuohlim]

Get your ass in here, Sam. These foos are a handful. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Me and wreck are winning :D

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO MOCK WARS, PAL???

Uhhh, did anybody else notice that this post was in ALL CAPS??? I mean, really! :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

OK, you get an extra three points for that one, and you get to go to the bonus round to earn more fabulous prizes, BUT YOU HAVE TO REALIZE THAT THIS ISN'T A GAME! I MEAN, JESUS!

I've only begun to fight >_<;;

[wreckreation]

Sam the gay furry is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:

[Esuohlim]

You're one to talk, e-wreck...tion. :lol :lol :lol

[wreckreation]

you're one to talk, eslutHOlimppenisfaget >:

[Esuohlim]

YOU ARE STUPID >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Caps Lock key broken, esuohlim? :lol

[Esuohlim]

IS YOURS? :blah

[Esuohlim]

OK, we seriously need to start this thing. :(

[wreckreation]

FUCKING BRING IT ON

[Esuohlim]

You like secks with MEN! :eek

[wreckreation]

:eek http://www.vi2.com/getFile/222046.jpg :eek

[Esuohlim]

:(http://www.wjzy.com/graphics/images/george.jpg:(

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyeshttp://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/seinfeld/assets/thecast_biopict_elaine.gif:rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

:lolhttp://www.cm.utexas.edu/iverson/kramer.gif:lol

[Esuohlim]

>:http://www.wvah.com/programs/thirdrock/wayneknight.jpg>:

[noob3]

oops :lol

i wasan;t suppose to post in here :(

[Esuohlim]

INEXCUSABLE

[Jixby Phillips]

Hi noob3 :D

[noob3]

hi

[Esuohlim]

Invite Chojin, Jin, and Black Flag. We can start a party. :party

[noob3]

id just like to point out that htat is not newman that is a 3rd rock from the sun guy and 3rd rock from the sun sucks

[Jixby Phillips]

Lets get a few more people in here :D

[Professor Cool]

http://www.joecipriano.com/images/DICK.jpg

http://www.wvah.com/programs/thirdrock/josephgordonlevitt.jpg

http://www.crappycelebrity.com/images/french.jpg

http://www.canadians.ca/celebs/david_foley-slide.jpg

Guess who doesn't it?

That's right French Stewart :lol

[Anonymous]

whats up :>

[Esuohlim]

Welcome Professor Cool and Chojin. http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons_classic/happy.gif

[The Retro Kat]

Is this the super fantabulous party thread!?!

http://www.ivcc.edu/btc/images/photos/man-thumbs-up.jpg

[ScruU2wice]

aaayyy!!!!
http://www.laurabogliolo.it/telefilm/fonzie.jpg

[Esuohlim]

You've ruined our party. :(

[ScruU2wice]

i knew u were gonna say that :(

[Esuohlim]

OK, EVERYONE OUT. BACK TO THE MOCK WAR! >:

JIXBY UR STUPID

WRECK UR DUMB

[The Retro Kat]

ESUOHLIM, YOU'RE HOT.

[Esuohlim]

Jixby would probably cry in pain if someone ran his foot over with a car.

Wreck has to go wee in the morning.

[Wang]

eusohlim your gay :die

[Esuohlim]

DEAR WANG: OMG LEARN TO SPELL MY NAME WANG

[Jixby Phillips]

FART

[Esuohlim]

http://www.nmetrogtclub.org/wtcplanes.jpg

[Big Papa Goat]

http://www.nmetrogtclub.org/wtcplanes.jpg

:lol ? >: :/ :puke

[Esuohlim]

WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN? >:

[Jixby Phillips]

Who let the dogs out!!

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WOOF! WOOF WOOF!

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Who let the dogs out!!

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:lol

[noob3]

what a mischevioudog

[Jixby Phillips]

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[Esuohlim]

Jesus Christ, you're going to make me lose this thing if you keep this up, Jixby. You're making me look bad. :(

Maybe if SAM gets his ass in here once in a while and DAZZLES our audience. >:

:tear

[Jixby Phillips]

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[wreckreation]

BRING IT ON! >:

[Esuohlim]

:rolleyes >: >: >: :rolleyes >: :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
:rolleyes :rolleyes >: >: :rolleyes >: :rolleyes >: >: >: :rolleyes
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[Sam]

Hey guys, what's going on? :)

[Jixby Phillips]

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[Esuohlim]

I'm being made a total fool of, Sam. How are you? :(

[Sam]

I'm alright now. I just came back from camping. :)

I'm quite sorry that I left you to be ravished by the wolves that call themselves Wreck and Jixby. But now I am back, and ready to assist. :)

:)

:)

:)

:)

[Esuohlim]

JIXBY POOPS SHIT

WRECK'S NAILS ARE TOO LONG

[Sam]

Jixby lives by where I was camping.

Wreck smells like a fresh summers day.

[Jixby Phillips]

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