Whoreable Feelevil Vs. Mike Voice of Reason

[Tropical]

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[The_voice_of_reason]

HOORAY, i hate Feelevil.

[feelevil]

bad publicity is betta then no publicity>> btw who R u??? :confused

[The_voice_of_reason]

I am the guy in the background invisable, like a ninja.

[feelevil]

ninjas ha funny stuff yo >>> :lol

n i am tha brutha that'll smotha ur mutha :tear

n make ur sistah think i l :love v e her

COME VISIT MEEEEEEE

http://www.csh.rit.edu/~chip/tupac/finvegas.jpg

[Mike]

Be afraid. Be very very afraid.

http://www.vi2.com/getFile/240742.JPG

[The_voice_of_reason]

n make ur sistah think i l :love v e her
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I don't have a sister, I do have a very effeminate brother though. I tell him your are interested ;)

[mischief]

I <3 feelevil

GO FEELEVIL! :love

*cough* i swear i'm usually not this lame :(

okay i am :(:(:(

[whoreable]

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OMG WE ARE SO AFRAID PLEASE DONT HURT US!!!!

FEELEVIL ONLY DIGS THE BITCHES, SO YOU GONNA HAVE TO CONTIUNE BANGING YOUR SEXY BROTHER! CAUSE I HEAR YOU 2 LIKE TO FUCK :x THATS SICK VOICE OF REASON. THATS REALLY SICK. LETS JUST DROP THE SUBJECT.


AND WOMAN YOU BEST GET OUTTA THIS THREAD BEFOR U GET HURT >:[/center:aea40b95d0]

[feelevil]

:love mischief i dun think u are lame...
...unlike

http://www.vi2.com/getFile/239744.gif

...um mike

?

yo d00d... r u bitin chojin or just trying to outgay him

[Mike]

Wow Feelevil! For being a stereotype and a character you have a lot of style calling me "gay" and "lame". The originality blows me away. Oh but you were making fun of my avatar. I'm so hurt! That's like criticizing my taste in art or something! I don't think I will live knowing that you don't like it!
:lol2

Whorable? You really should be afraid, OMG. I wonder why you even bothered to question the omnipotence of the scary TELETUBBY! I see you put shit on it to make it less frightening. Freud would fuckin love you man. Do you look into the toilet after you take a crap and say “oh, it’s ok, I'm safe from the evil black hole cuz I covered it with poopies!!!”

[feelevil]

The originality blows me away. Oh but you were making fun of my avatar.


ill tell u wtf iz original n blowz mE away... and that iz CLEVER CLEVER SARCASM THAT Iz ALSO WITTY like tha gold we get from GRANDMASTER MIKE HAWK!!!:


I'm so hurt! That's like criticizing my taste in art or something! I don't think I will live knowing that you don't like it!


art!! LOL!!! or SOMETHING!!!?! HAHAhlakhlsk;dakl;fhkl;


:lol1

ps: who r u people really

[The_voice_of_reason]

[center:20db0910c5]FEELEVIL ONLY DIGS THE BITCHES, SO YOU GONNA HAVE TO CONTIUNE BANGING YOUR SEXY BROTHER! CAUSE I HEAR YOU 2 LIKE TO FUCK :x THATS SICK VOICE OF REASON. THATS REALLY SICK. LETS JUST DROP THE SUBJECT.[/center:20db0910c5]

I never said he was sexy :(





PS: Kudos on the brilliant reversal there. I would have never thought to say what someone said to someone else and make it powerful by MAKING IT ALL CAPS.

[Mike]

GRANDMASTER MIKE HAWK
:rock

I'm so glad you think my sarcasm is "CLEVER CLEVER" and "ALSO WITTY". What you think really matters to me!!!!!!

[feelevil]

What you think really matters to me!!!!!! What you say!!! Get a life man!!!! I just come on here to kill time but in real life I fuck lots of fine bitches and smoke mad blunts all day and wake up to blowjobs from supermodels!!!!!!

:tear

http://www.csh.rit.edu/~chip/tupac/finbox.jpg

[Mike]

I just come on here to kill time but in real life I fuck lots of fine bitches and smoke mad blunts all day and wake up to blowjobs from supermodels!!!!!!

AHA!!!! YOU TYPED A COMPREHENSIBLE SENTENCE!!! GOTCHA!!!!

Your ass is showing, and it's very very white. Unfortunately you got some of the details wrong. :(

[feelevil]

if dat be comprehensible 2 u my heart iz wit u brotha :pouralittleliquor >>>

n take a closer look...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/191866/backass003.jpg











not that close fag :rolleyes

[The_voice_of_reason]

I don't know what to say :(

[Mike]

THERE ARE TWO POSSIBILITIES HERE, WHICH IS IT??

1. You persuaded your poor old grandma to get down in front of the camera, you sick bastard.

2. You really are that desperate to show us your favorite bling-bling.

[The_voice_of_reason]

3. His is allergic to cherries and is desperatly seeking medical attention.

[feelevil]

4. MORE MONEY MORE BITCHES MORE MURDER FOOLS

[whoreable]

5. he remebered how much you 2 love to EAT ASSHOLES

cause you guys are GAY :lol

[Mike]

Money? Murder? Bitches? Damn, you try so hard to be a baddass. If you are so desperate to get bitches I'm sure there's a dog or two in your "hood" who wouldn't mind a quick screw, as long as you cover your head with a paper sack.

[feelevil]

I'VE KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN YOU

STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS MARYANNE >>>

u saved it to ur computer didn't u

btw>> "cover your head with a paper sack"

:lol :lol :lol

yo G u BEATING OFF THA LOLs WITH A STICK wit dat shit yet??

[whoreable]

MURDERED.

[Mike]

OK, now I think the ebonics character is actually trying to be stupid.

And whoreable? YOU'RE GAY. Now doesn't that sound like I owned you? OMG I told you that you're gay you must be offended as shit. Please come up with something better than that. And while you're at it, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CRAWL OUT OF FEELEVIL'S ASS.

[whoreable]

Its funny cause the most stereotypical and overused insult possible that I used before has been more entertaining than either of your lame attempts at trying to insult us thus far.

do yourself a favor and crawl out of feelevil's ass.

I guess I should reply with something equaly lame this time like:

DUDE NOT EVERYONES A-HOLE IS AS STRETCHED AS YOURS FROM ALL THOSE TIMES VOICE OF REASON PUTS HIS HEAD IN UR BUTT!!

I can keep this up all day and it is still more interesting than your shitty attempts at insults.

We are ready whenever you two are ready to really start this war :rolleyes

[feelevil]

mikeyyy!!!! U jus cant stop talking bout mah ass, can u son??

MIKEY LIKES IT!!!!

http://www.tvacres.com/mikey_life1.jpghttp://www.tvacres.com/mikey_life1.jpghttp://www.tvacres.com/mikey_life1.jpg

listen silly boy>> stop staring or ima take it down>>

now we have no problem u being a gay>> it coolio yo> jus be a man n step out tha closet k??

[Mike]

Oh I see. I wasn't aware that you were already so familiar with the concept of heads in asses.

I can keep this up all day and it is still more interesting

Keep WHAT up all day? Kissing feelevil's ass or calling me gay?

[feelevil]

Kissing feelevil's ass

AGAIN MIKEY!!!! WE HAD A DEAL MISTER!!!!! >:

ONCE MORE AND ITZ COMIN DOWN!!!

but b4 i have to take that step>> ima try sum REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY on u son:

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DESENSITZED YET MIKEY??

[Mike]

ima take it down

Please do. That shit is nasty.

jus be a man n step out tha closet k??
Take your own advice, dipshit-who-posts-pics-of-his-ass-for-all-to-see.



.

[Mike]

ONCE MORE AND ITZ COMIN DOWN!!!

Alright. ASS! Now please get rid of it. I was just trying to tell your little loverboy to come up with his own disses that's all.

[whoreable]

Why would posting a pic of yourself be gay?

And why would you care if he took it down or not. I guess you can stop staring at it

[feelevil]

From: Mike
To: feelevil
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:35 am
Subject: Hey

Listen man... don't take this stuff seriously. I think your a cool guy and I'd like to get to know you better. Yes, I'm gay and it's kinda a sensitive issue for me ok? That's why whoreable pisses me off cuz that shit hurts guy. But if you are too and no hard feelings maybe we can talk sometime. *looking at your pic right now* ;) Hit me back!

Mike


MIKEY NOOOOOOOO!!!

I THOUGHT WE WERE MAKING PROGRESS :wah

[whoreable]

Dude please dont reject him too hard. I know he is quite sensitive.

[Mike]

Forging pm's huh?. Not as dumb as I thought. It actually looks legit. :lol2

why would you care if he took it down or not. I guess you can stop staring at it
Because he posted it on this page, stupid. And when he posts it that many times there's this flash of horror when you scroll down the page.

Oooh, I'm so offended they called me gay....again. :lol Anytime you want to actually start this thing is fine with me.

[feelevil]

Forging. Right. ;)

n did u say flash of horror................


or BONER????

:faint

[Mike]

Oh geez, making up pms has never been done before, just like making up quotes, I expect everyone to believe that!!

You fucking wish. It's lame that I'm even bothering to keep up with this crap. I'll be back tomorrow to see if you can actually come up with something better.

[whoreable]

Your ass is showing

THERE ARE TWO POSSIBILITIES HERE, WHICH IS IT??

1. You persuaded your poor old grandma to get down in front of the camera, you sick bastard.

2. You really are that desperate to show us your favorite bling-bling.

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND CRAWL OUT OF FEELEVIL'S ASS.


Kissing feelevil's ass or calling me gay?

Take your own advice, dipshit-who-posts-pics-of-his-ass-for-all-to-see.

Alright. ASS! Now please get rid of it. I was just trying to tell your little loverboy to come up with his own disses that's all.

From: Mike
To: feelevil
Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2003 12:35 am
Subject: Hey

Listen man... don't take this stuff seriously. I think your a cool guy and I'd like to get to know you better. Yes, I'm gay and it's kinda a sensitive issue for me ok? That's why whoreable pisses me off cuz that shit hurts guy. But if you are too and no hard feelings maybe we can talk sometime. *looking at your pic right now* Hit me back!

Mike

How dare we question the sexuality of someone that refers to a mans ass this many times in one thread?!?

See Mike maybe you should come back with some kind of response instead of crying like a baby at how all we do is call you gay. :wah
If you didnt care maybe you would drop it and move on, but you seem to get so damn frustrated.

[The_voice_of_reason]

I am sorry for being away for so long, I had to come to terms with that picture. I think i worked out my feelings towards it.

But what's up with this shit --------> YOU'RE SO GAY ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFl


Do me a favor and drop some real humor once in a while. It will help you get the chicks, from what i read Evil could use all the help he could get (Despite his sweet ebony ass ;)).

[Mike]

Most of it was figures of speech and the last time wasn't even me.

BUT

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares1.jpg

[whoreable]

:wah

[The_voice_of_reason]

:wah



I think you ran that into the ground, especially when you whine about him whining.


You are an unoriginal sissy. You freaking sissy.


YOU WHINY FUCKING WHOREY SISSY.














I think you are my new best friend :tear

[whoreable]

At least you still have a friend in mike. Sure he has etreme homosexual tendencies, he isnt quite the brightest guy around, but hey I am sure you will get endless compliments from him on your ass!

BUT

http://www.geocities.com/iheartpopes/skippy.txt

[feelevil]

u know all i b seein here >> besides mikey infatuated wit my ass << is u kids cryin OH THAT'S NOT FUNNY THAT'S NOT ORIGINAL

so c'mon boyz>>> lets have it BRING THE NOISE> stop cryin like lil bitches and SHOW US WHO'S THE BOSS

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

:realmuthafuckinGs


n i swear 2 fuck if ne of u mofos posts a pic of tony danza or nething kellychaos wud do u gettin tha FEELEVIL MONEY$HOT

[The_voice_of_reason]

You know what guys, I think Feelevil is a character :eek




And whoreable is a closeted canadian.



I WIN.




do i get a trophy?

[The_voice_of_reason]

Sure he has etreme homosexual tendencies,




I'll have to take your word on that ;)



I'm original

[The_voice_of_reason]

WHO'S THE BOSS


OMG, real black people don't watch who's the boss. >:

[feelevil]

You know what guys, I think Feelevil is a character :eek

ummmm ya d00d hes kellychaos where the fuck have u been :rolleyes

THANKS FOR DELIVERING GUYS :bestthread

[The_voice_of_reason]

He can't be Kelly, because kelly is only a fucktard half the time. >:

[Mike]

KELLY RULZ FEELEVIL DRULZ!!!!!.......er something.

You won't believe this you guys, I just read the thermometer and it's 102 degrees and it's 1:13 a.m. I have been lying on the concrete floor eating ice for the past few hours and I don't know why I'm telling you this.

Later haterz :domosleep


Edit: ps..the clock on this post is not correct.

[whoreable]

He can't be Kelly, because kelly is only a fucktard half the time. >:

Are you saying you actually enjoy some of kelly's posts? Thats so sad. :(

[Mike]

OMG I want to keep thinking Mike is gay because it justifies the fact that I suck so much dick so don't disagree with me cuz I might choke on a dick and that would be bad :wah

Ok ok!!! If you really want to think I'm gay it's fine. :therethere

But I'm still gonna have to break out with the big guns:

UR RETARDED AND STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!

Put the gay jokes aside and fight like a man: by insulting intelligence!!!







Now boys and girls, when whoreable responds just duck and cover, it's fun!!

[The_voice_of_reason]

He can't be Kelly, because kelly is only a fucktard half the time. >:

Are you saying you actually enjoy some of kelly's posts? Thats so sad. :(



No, but his posts are sometimes benign.


You cock smoking dumb fuck.









Do you want to hang out or something, friend?

[The_voice_of_reason]

I have been gone for ten hours and i was expecting some clever insults when i got back.



I no longer have any faith in Whore and Evil

[whoreable]

I am too busy graduating to call you guys gay anymore :(

Well maybe a few more times, I mean we have to keep up this shitty war no matter what it takes. We are so close to having most worthless thread on the board we cant stop now!

http://www.ci.redding.ca.us/convcenter/gallagher.jpg

[The_voice_of_reason]

gallagher :(

[Mike]

Graduating from high school or college?

[feelevil]

MORE LIKE KINDERGARTEN :rolleyes

[The_voice_of_reason]

weak

[Mike]

WE WIN

[whoreable]

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT

[The_voice_of_reason]

It?





































:(

[Mike]

Edit: WEEEEE! I'M GOING TO ELYCHES SEE YA LUZERZ

[The_voice_of_reason]

Well i am going to be gone for the rest of the Mock War (I have to go to New Mexico with my family). Take care and don't gay it up any...more.


Oh yeah, Whoreable your stupid, and Feelevil we all know you aren't black.
:)

[The_voice_of_reason]

what is ELYCHES?

[Mike]

It's a big amusement park in Denver. It's supposed to have the oldest roller-coaster in Colorado, or something like that.

[Wang]

uhh feelevil? ur tryhard act i getting rather alme so i would cut it out. :wank

[Esuohlim]

LURN 2 TIPE >: