TIME TO MAKE NEW STICKERS! (make suggestions!)

[Mockery]

Alright, I've got the money for the new stickers set aside. I want to make 10 or 12 new stickers. I'm sure you've all seen the stickers that we currently have for sale on I-Mockery, if not, check them out at http://www.I-Mockery.com/Stickers.

That being said, I'm open to suggestions for the latest batch of stickers. Please no more Zod suggestions, as I already have plenty of Zod stickers at the moment. Some stickers poking fun at SUV's, LiveJournals, and other things of that nature might be cool... but feel free to suggest anything that you think might make for a good sticker. And I'll be printing enough this time that if any of your suggestions make the final cut, I'll send you a free one.

Here's a few sticker ideas I've come up with so far (and no this doesn't mean I'm definitely printing these ones, they're just ideas at the moment):

-Veganism is an eating disorder

-Winning is for losers

-THERE IS NO SPORK. (Matrix spoof)

-COBRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! (for G.I. Joe fans obviously)

-Your SUV sure will look nice... WHEN I SET IT ON FIRE.

-RoG-

[Cap'n Crunch]

I like to drive drunk.

[The One and Only...]

Violence IS the answer.

The 8th wonder of the world: I got laid.

[Anonymous]

- Livejournals
Uniting women to talk behind your back since 1999.
- Livejournals
Uniting manic depressives and shut-ins to talk behind your back since 1999.
- omg o_O
- Emoticons are for otherwise uninteresting people ^_^
- LOL XD

i really want a stupid internet lingo bumper sticker :<

*- We don't sell products; We sell solutions to having too much money.
*- Don't piss me off or I'll write about you in my livejournal.
*- STFU NEWBIE (warning, this one sucks and is gay)

[pjalne]

MY OTHER LETTER IS A SUBMARINE

I'll come up with some serious suggestions later on.

[The_voice_of_reason]

Real men have girly hair.

Jesus loves I-Mockery.com

[whoreable]

HAHA another achimp post deleted!

Jack Nicholson needs to fart.

Ping Pong is Life. the rest is just details

"And thats worth all the whiskey in a drunkards dreams"

STICKER

I have cool stuff inside my car!

Once I pooped a turd 16 inches long

I am a big boy

EAT MY 4 YEAR OLD PUSSY!

[Esuohlim]

I had the "STICKER" idea too. :(

Proud parent of a kid who slept with your honor student

I brake for cars six inches behind me

DRIVING IS FOR STUPADS >:

LOL :emoticon

If you can read this, my car hasn't been crushed into a cube yet

I OWN NO IDENTICAL BUMPER STICKERS (this one's good because you will have to make people buy two of them ;))

[imported_Cynical.Angel]

i got this one from the dmv's "learning to drive" instructional booklet: "wave with all fingers, not just one"

[Esuohlim]

GOOD IDEA :rolleyes

I'll steal it and flip it around

I SIGNAL MY TURNS WITH MY MIDDLE FINGER

[AChimp]

How about "I DELETE ACHIMP'S POSTS"??? >:

[mburbank]

"Another selfish bastard in an SUV"
"Find WMD, win Valuable Prizes!"
"I've got your honor students head in my trunk"
"If Moon were cookie, it wouldn't be fine."
"Jesus Dislikes Pat Robertson"
"My Gay Bishop can beat up your Honor Student"
"I'd vote for a Hydrocephalic Baboon in an Iron lung before I'd vote for Bush."
"I blame you"
"If you can read this, It's in a language you're familliar with"
"No child left behind except that one."
"Oh, what the fuck. Drill in Alaska. We're all going to die anyway."
"Seriously, officer, I think the Patriot Act is Great Legislation."
"Screw me, Screw my Dog."
"If you lived here you'd be bouncing all over the highway."
"Honk if you Date Jesus."
"Al Roker Made me Naughty"
"Sit on it, Potsy."

[whoreable]

those are all great.

[mburbank]

"I (heart) CONJUNCTIVITIS!"
"Wet for Howard Dean"
"Kiss my Grits, Mel."
"Your Mom has it Goin' On."
"Jar Jar Binks is the BEST FUCK!!!"

[mburbank]

"Sea Biscuit Gone Wild"

[ItalianStereotype]

"it's not really rape until you squeeeeeeeeeeal"

[Evil Robot]

"9/11/03 Time to forget"
"Support terrorism"
"Environmentalists are gay."
"Im going to kill the president."
"I'd flip you off but I'm masturbating."
"Think green, burn your garbage!"
"Lost your cat? Check under my tires. Lost your daughter? Check in my trunk."
"You have AIDS."
"$10,000 reward for having killed a cop. Call 1-800-COP-KILA."
"I just took a picture of you."
"Don't trust foreigners"
"Jewish people don't exist"
"Fear God more than dogs and bees."

[mburbank]

"Only Insensitive Bastards Think Tardive Disconesia is Funny."
"CONJUNCTIVITIS RULES!"
"BAND WITH A REALLY COOL NAME"
"I am the Fifth Dentist"
"Speedy Alkaseltzer was Framed!"
"Free Speedy Alkaseltzer!"
"Mothers Against You"
"Irish and Drunk!"
"Friends of that Guy from Georgia with the Crematorium"
"I liked Star Wars more than you, Fucker!"
"Worse than Gigli"
"Lindbergh Baby on Board"

[Evil Robot]

STOP PLATE TECTONICS

[mburbank]

"Seabiscuit II: This Time it's Personal"
"Madd Phatt Spelling Skilz"
"Thanks for the Cosby Show, Nick at Nite!"
"Hit and Run for Jesus!"
"Ha-Ha! You Didn't get Raptured!"
"I Gots a Gumball up my Nose"

[mburbank]

"La Belle Dame Sans Panties."
"Doctors Without Pants"
"One Day at a Time, you Lousy Rummy!"
"Easy Does It, Wino!"

[Rongi]

My Other Sticker Is Funny
THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FUCKING IN MY TRUNK
MY KID IS SMARTER THEN YOURS

[FS]

"Buy milk: NEVER FORGET" and the sticker has a picture of a translucent carton of milk over the burning WTC. :(

"This is my bumper. It is a good bumper."

"Help! I'm being kidnapped!"

"Increasingly more people are having sex with vegetables."

"Proud home to 7 clowns and 33 illegal immigrants."

[Rongi]

"Al Roker Made me Naughty"

That better be a sticker >:

[mburbank]

"Buy milk: NEVER FORGET" and the sticker has a picture of a translucent carton of milk over the burning WTC."

THAT is comedy!

[FS]

Why, thank you.

Optional variation of the sticker would be a translucent American bald eagle with a tear running from his eye, over a burning milk carton.

Also:

"And another thing, Artie."

[Perndog]

I eat dead people.

Stop animal testing: use hippies[goths/Republicans/whatever] instead.

My .40 BAC beats your 4.0 GPA.

[mburbank]

"Honk if you love Honking!"

[Mockery]

That would be an awesome sticker FS, but I have no idea how I could make it.

[Sam]

"Room for one more (with an arrow pointing to the trunk)"

"Warning: Driving one handed :wank"

[The Retro Kat]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/LAW/07/15/robertson.ap/story.robertson.jpg

You smell that? That's love.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Sorry if I drive too slow, my trunk is filled with bodies.

[Esuohlim]

MY OTHER BUMPER STICKER IS UNDER THIS BUMPER STICKER

[whoreable]

Eat more possum

[Cap'n Crunch]

THIS STICKER IS AWESOME.

[The Retro Kat]

The safety word is piggy.

[The One and Only...]

If God is merciful, why did he allow you to be born?

Debating on the internet is like running in the special olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded (note: this is not original, so it probably could not be used).

(Insert clever bumper sticker phrase *HERE*.)

WARNING: Made of Moxie Nerve Food Tonic

Save a tree: write on flesh.

When I need you, my penis will already be inside.

Sometimes, you just have punch someone in the face.

[Perndog]

Fishermen master bait.

My other car is running over your dog.

Proud parent of Michael Jackson's kids.

[Esuohlim]

ACHIEVE GODLINESS WITH A PICKLE HAT

[choptop]

Commie, its whats for dinner.

[McClain]

If this van's a-rockin
I'm jerking off

[Skulhedface]

Plain and simple: "SUV's suck"

"The difference between apathy and ignorance? Don't know, don't care."

"See the light. Set fire to something."

(ripped from Bill Hicks) "What did moths bump into before light bulbs were invented?"

"This bumper sticker is my attempt to be as witty as the rest of you."

"My other ride is your mother" (sorry, couldn't resist)

Borrowing from another suggestion: "I see dead people. I also saw them BEFORE I garroted them!"

"Pickles are the ultimate aphrodesiac."

*shrugs*

[whoreable]

*driving car*

[Rongi]

THE INTERNET IS GREAT
I LOVE MY TOWN
BLIND PEOPLE SUCK

[Drew Katsikas]

Hopefully a suitable prototype


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[Stabby]

Hitler was a vegan.

I drive better when I'm drunk.

I break for hallucinations.

My kid raped and tortured your honor student.

War never solved anything: except Slavery, Nazism, Fascism, Communism...

Nice face.

[The Retro Kat]

For the love of god, stop saying already existant catchphrases and stickers.


Barry White...
He puts the black in(side) the angels.

[Ninjavenom]

Blind People Suck is the funniest one yet. :fact

I'm Offensive!

Hey Kids, I Have Free Candy!

Check Out My New Brainhorn

RAAAAAAARRR!! :domo

Dreadlocks Are the Mark of the Beast!

30 Years of Child Molestiong: Here's To 30 more!

8-Bit Bastard

Honk If You Like Genocide!

No Fat Chicks

[The Retro Kat]

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/LAW/07/15/robertson.ap/story.robertson.jpg ZIC HIEL! (sp?)

[Perndog]

You mean "Sieg heil"?

[Stabby]

If I was online I'd flame the shit out of you.

I wish I were more like my online personality.

My livejournal could kick your livejournal's ass.

Technically I've been mainlining.

Random jackass.

U 5Uk! LOLOLOLOLL!!!!!!@!!@!!!!

Pround parent of a Who's The Boss fanfiction webmaster.

*sighs louder*

[Tony_Danza]

:)

[DecapitatedHate]

You have the best sticker ever!

[Spectre X]

"I'm better than you."
"MY ASS IS BLEEDING!"
"Life brings us many good things. Life itself though, is not one of those things."
"I RAPED YOUR CAT!!!"
"Walls: the best brakes around."
"In Soviet Russia, sticker sticks YOU."
"In Soviet Russia, ass bleeds YOU." (to be used in conjunction with the "MY ASS IS BLEEDING!" sticker.)
"Make it so ensign Fuckstick."
"God hates you."
"The day I die is the day I take a thousand people with me."
"n00b of life."
"1337 sp33k 15 teh suxx0r OMGWTFLOL!!!!11!111!!!"
"If you drive an SUV you have a tiny willy."
"^asshole since the day you were born^"
"THIS IS A HIDDEN STICKER!!!" (to be made translucent with a very light font.)

that's all I can think of right now.

[Rev. Danno]

NIXON '72
I heart retarded baby goats
If god exists, why aren't you a pillar of salt?
I read your livejournal, you suck...
I PUT THIS STICKER ON YOUR CAR JUST TO PISS YOU OFF!
I-MOCKERY.COM-14.5 fan's can't be wrong
I MISS PONG
All the cool goths commit suicide
When your kids see how you dressed... they will laugh their asses off!
NATAS LIAH '04
Pround parent of an tubby pale honor student

[The One and Only...]

WATCH OUT while I'm driving: I used to take LSD.

[jin]

"I invented Jesus."
"I raped Ozzy Osbourne"
"My Step-sister is HOT."
":\"

[Esuohlim]

Have you clubbed a baby seal yet today?

Pissed and Proud

MY PET ROCK JUMPED THROUGH YOUR WINDOW

ROSS PEROT FOR PRESIDENT IN '08

UPSIDE DOWN (sticker goes on upside down)

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? (sticker goes over licsence plate)

I NEVER USE THIS THING ANWAY (sticker goes over rear-view mirror

[pissed off salesman]

Remember, winners dont eat mutsu.

[mburbank]

"Pround parent of a Who's The Boss fanfiction webmaster. "


That's really good.

So are
"I MISS PONG "
and

"All the cool goths commit suicide "

[ScruU2wice]

"the fact that jesus hasn't come back means our society can sink much lower" ( that would look funny with liquidstatick's jesus avatar)

"Liberate India from the Coca Cola tyrants"

"Guess how many bodies are in my trunk and win a prize"

Yes, i lack originality :(

[The One and Only...]

OWN3D!!!

If you can read this, than you are too close.

Jesus is KVLT!!! In the background, Jesus can be seen wearing corpsepaint.

[FS]

Suicidals need to get a LIFE

[Evil Robot]

THE BASTARD FILE
Geese can be troublesome
Ordinary delivery vehicle
I'm gonna spit out the window if you pass
WARNING! Vehicle has no driver!

[Evil Robot]

Metalica sold out
Stop tailgating or I'll delete you.
Everything thats new SUCKS
My other car is a prambulator
Young people are morons.
In my country, you would have been killed at birth.

[Esuohlim]

O-ZONE ACTION DAY IS A CROCK OF SHIT

[The_voice_of_reason]

"I was raped by Christ"

"I am afraid of Jesus"

"That was very jewy of you Max"

[Mike]

WWJD: Who would Jesus do?

Let's Secks!

Goosfraba

[Esuohlim]

I bought 5 lbs of sugar today. I MADE CAKES INSIDE YOUR GAS TANK :picklehat

Well there you go, I'm out of ideas :(

[george]

where is my cake bedelia?

keep protoclown sex free

i got your funny

how much for a tossed salad?

I HOPE YOU DIE

tax collectors, fishermen, and whores baby (credit to max burbank, althought i give none to him in my signatre)

[Geggy]

PROUD TO BE STRAIGHT
LOOKING TO SUE
I DROPPED MY BEER
DEAD: DRUGS ENCHANCE ALL DREAMS (as opposed to Drugs End All Dreams)
PRO-DEATH
JESUS DIED FOR THIS?
I HATE YOUR GOD
THE 90'S SUCKED

I'll think of more later...

[Cap'n Crunch]

THIS STICKER IS ORIGINAL.

[Esuohlim]

PUTTING A GUN TO YOUR HEAD AND PULLING THE TRIGGER IS THE GREATEST METHOD OF BIRTH CONTROL :lol :lol :lol

[HickMan]

"Teletubbies ate my homework!"

"MBurbank. The solution to boring car stickers!"

[Stabby]

Your SUV makes me LOL.

I HEART Your Headlights

What about all the GOOD things Hitler did?

Don't fuck with me I'm a vegan and I'll repeat the same propaganda over and over again until you run my "Liberal just to be liberal." ass off the road.

Metrosexuals do it in the subway just like normal people.

sticker.here

Cancer's not THAT bad.

Caution: Distributing Used Condoms in Middle of Road. (someone's doing it)

...hmmm, i could have sworn I had some funny ideas before I pressed reply.

[pissed off salesman]

The Hulk's wiener is HUGE!!!

[The Retro Kat]

Im teh bomb.

[Geggy]

BLACK MEN CAN'T SWIM (remember movie, 'white men can't jump' >: )
HAPPINESS IS OVERRATED
FEAR THE POOR, STEAL THE RICH
MOXIE DOES YOUR BODY GOOD
ADIDAS: ALL DAY I DREAM ABOUT STUPIDITY
DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK WWW.I-MOCKERY.COM
DARE TO SAY NO TO UNCLE SAM
WATCH FOR FLIPPING SUV'S
PLANT IS LIFE, EAT MEAT
EVERYBODY GOTTA LOVE ME BECAUSE I HAVE A BETTER BODY THAN YOU
SCHWARZENEGGER FOR PRESIDENT '08

[Esuohlim]

THIS STICKER IS COPYRIGHTED BY I-MOCKERY.COM. ANY USE OF THIS STICKER WITHOUT INTENTS OR PURPOSES STRICTLY CONFINED TO I-MOCKERY.COM WILL RESULT IN EITHER A $150 FINE, 30 DAYS IN JAIL, OR A PERMANENT BAN FROM THE INTERNET. ACCORDING TO ARTICLE IV, SECTION XXIII OF THE I-MOCKERY.COM BUMBER STICKER CHARTER, APPLICATION OF THIS STICKER TO YOUR CAR MAKES SAID VEHICLE THE PROPERTY OF I-MOCKERY.COM AND ALL OF IT'S SUBSIDIARIES AND AFFILIATES. DO NOT USE WHEN WET. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED*. NOT SOLD IN STORES. IF YOU OBTAINED THIS STICKER FROM A STORE THEN THAT IS AGAINST ARTICLE II, SECTION V OF THE I-MOCKERY.COM CHARTER. KINDLY PUT THIS STICKER BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT AND LEAVE THE PREMISES BEFORE SUSPISION IS AROUSED. CAUTION: STICKER MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUTS. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS, CONSULT A PHYSICIAN BEFORE APPLICATION OR CONSUMPTION OF STICKER.

*STICKER PROHIBITED IN CANADA

[Anonymous]

What about all the GOOD things Hitler did?
You stole that from t-shirt hell, you unoriginal ******

[FS]

There's a whole bunch of suggestions in this thread that are all ripped off and some directly from other stickers. >: ORIGINAL IDEAS, IDIATZ.

I think "Black men can't swim" would be funnier as "Black men can't crouch" :( But that's just me.

ALSO, HONK IF YOU'RE HORNEY :lol

[Mockery]

You stole that from t-shirt hell

Ha, yet 99% of T-Shirt Hell's merch is ripped-off crap.

[executioneer]

HORN IF YOU'RE HONKEY, OMG :eek

-willie

[The One and Only...]

Whoever said fight fire with fire burned to death.

[Cap'n Crunch]

sXe sUx. :(

[Geggy]

This thread reminded me of the trading cards of yield sign stickers with bunch of hilarious sayings. They were selling in the late 80's at the same time Garbage Pail Kids trading cards were popular. Those ruled.

[goatwoodward]

Dreadlocks Are the Mark of the Beast!


I volunteer to buy these & stick them all over Burlington, VT. =]

Also, DrewKatsikas's prototype needs a tiny plane half sticking out of the milk carton.

[LegoLars]

IM BURSTING WITH JOY!

[Skulhedface]

I BRAKE FOR PICKLES (surprised no one else mentioned that yet)

FUCK BUMPER STICKERS

CYNICAL BASTARD ON BOARD

JESUS IS A DIRTY HIPPIE (good for us Bible Belt Slaves)

STOP NOISE POLLUTION: Use a silencer when killing yourself

YOUR LIVEJOURNAL IS TEH GHEY

MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT WHO ALSO HAS A SHITTY BUMPER STICKER

or, of course..

MY KID IS A SPERM CELL FLOATING AROUND IN MY TESTICLES

ahh... damn.

[Krythor]

"Keep your eyes on the road, jackass."

"This slogan won an internet bumper sticker slogan competition. :)"

"if you are sexy follow me and we will arrange a date :("

"Stop watching new episodes of the simpsons jerk >:"

"Pete And Pete was by far the best thing Nickelodeon ever produced. Honk if you agree."

[Esuohlim]

I BOUGHT THIS STICKER AT O-MICKERY.COM :picklehat

[Mike]

I JUST WANT BANG BANG BANG!!!

[imported_Hollycaust]

"I love rednecks."

Oh, and my face should be imprinted on it too. Yah, thanks.

[whoreable]

The Matrix is Gay.

[Evil Robot]

honk if your horn works

[whoreable]

here i am rock you like a hurricane.

[jin]

"Clean up the gene pool."
"I am a pool boy in a porn movie."
"LMAO"
"For your childrens sake - Kill yourself."
"9-?? NEVER FORGET"

[Spectre X]

"MY GOD CAN KICK YOUR GOD'S ASS!"
"GOD IS GAY!"
"I KICKED JESUS' ASS!"
"JESUS LOVES THE COCK!"
"IF YOU READ THIS STICKER, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!"
"KEEP GOD OUT OF CALIFORNIA!" (sorry, couldn't help myself.)
"BRUCE CAMPBELL IS GOD BITCH!!!"

[Esuohlim]

ANOTHER GENERIC BUMPER STICKER ABOUT GOD OR JESUS AND THE MEAN THINGS THIS BUMPER STICKER SAYS ABOUT THEM

[Dole]

Howsabout:
'I-mockery.net: Home to fundamentalist Christian right-wing bigots, 15 year old 'internet badasses' and 'comedians' who wouldn't know irony if it fucked them up the arse; which, if there is any justice in the world, it will-with a large blunt object'.

[Mockery]

Damnit Dole, why did you have to unveil my next official t-shirt? The surprise is ruined. >: Now I'm gonna have to cancel that order.

They were gonna be pink too. :tear

[Dole]

Go on, make them! That would be ace!

[backdoorviolator]

how about: I lost my Virginity at I-Mockery

[mburbank]

Mywife suggests:
"You can take my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead, child."

I'm less political. My take is

"You can take my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead, penis."

[Mockery]

"I can kick your ass... in Super Mario Kart."

[Command Prompt]

I always wanted a bumper sticker that said

"My other ride is your mom"

[whoreable]

GALLAGHER 4 PRES.

[Mockery]

Keep the suggestions coming. Eventually I'll gather together a bunch of my favorites and we can cast our votes for which ones will be printed.

[Perndog]

"I beat Battletoads."

"Fuck Everquest - I'm addicted to Duck Hunt."

"Real gamers don't stop to eat." (skeleton holding a controller)

[The_voice_of_reason]

A picture of Jesus on a pogo stick, hair flying as he comes down.

[Protoclown]

keep protoclown sex free

HEY, FUCKER! >:

[Krythor]

Perndog - All 3 of those were great. :(

Picture of someone accessing I-Mockery.net (WE KNOW THIS BECAUSE IT SAYS "I-MOCKERY.net" ON THE MONITOR) with the caption "CAPITAL CITY."

It has to be in Caps. :(

[FS]

"Real gamers don't stop to eat." (skeleton holding a controller)

The other two weren't bad, but this one I'd expect Nintendo to print in Nintendo Power Magazine on Nintendo Funday. :(

[Mockery]

*BUMP*

(and not that's not a sticker suggestion... but hey, maybe it should be!)

[Cap'n Crunch]

I went to I-Mockery.com and all I got was this lousy sticker. :lame

Only assholes put bumper stickers on their cars.

Shaq is a great actor.

[Pub Lover]

I support the US army BLOWING UP UN HEADQUARTERS! >:

[mburbank]

"YOU DON'T HAVE THE STONES TO GIVE ME A TICKET, PIG!"

"Ass, Gas, or Grass: Three words that rhyme."

"If this van's a-rockin, please ask whoever is inside not to fuck in my van."

"If my other car was up your ass you'd know where it was"

"God less America"

"How can that man be President?"

"HEY, W, WHAT THE FUCK?!"

"Another Pretzel for Bush"

[Ninjavenom]

"Cynics are sexy"
"Jesus owes me money"
"Glowsitcks are gay"
"Heavy Metal is gay"
"God is gay"
"Vegans are gay"
"Ska is gay"
"South Park is gay"
"MY Zod can beat up your God"
"Long hair is gay"
"Hats are gay"
"Babies are gay"
"Childbirth is gay"
"Vision Quests are gay"
"Ikari Warriors is gay"
"I-mockery.com is gay"
"Roger is gay"
"Protoclown is gay"
"Peeps are gay"
"Rainbows are gay"
"Homophobia is gay"
"Punk rock is gay"

[Mockery]

"I always played as the Pink Ikari Warrior"

[ScruU2wice]

"your lucky i'm going to an AA meeting"

"Ill sell you this sticker for 3 dollars"

"The internet is way better thant real life"

[Krythor]

"Try to pass me and I'll spam the fuck out of you"

"FIREWALL ALERT"

"Honk if you want to laugh at stickers, crash and/or die."

"My other car is parked in my PANTS and will drive you right around the block!

edit: Alternative - "My other car is parked in my PANTS and isn't really a care AT ALL"

fucking tags.

[NIGhtMAre]

"My Ferrari is in the shop"

[slavemason]

I realize this will be a red X in an hour but here goes anyway.
http://us.f1f.yahoofs.com/users/d92cc87/bc/pictures/__hr_bumper+sticker.jpg?bf2UTR_AUMPv9aUU

[Cap'n Crunch]

Shaq was awesome in Kazaam.

Shaq's CDs are good listenings.

Shaq-Fu was a great game.

Shaq is an awesome black man in general.

I want Shaq to pick the cotton out of the top of the asprin bottle for me so I can watch him cry and remember his slaved and dead relatives.

Shaq is NOT cross-eyed!

Space Jam was Michael Jordan's career highlight.

Shaq is right when he calls it car-a-mel.

Shaq is gay.

Shaq is a faggot.

Shaq is a homophobe.

Shaq likes to watch other men in the locker room.

I wish I could play Shaq-Fu with Shaq.

Shaq-Fu was a terrible game.

Shaq should have his own sticker.

I really fucking hate Shaq.

I want to stab Shaq in the baq. :(

Wait a second, Shaq is black?

Who the fuck is Shaq?

Shaq is my baby's father.

SHAQ CAN PLAY BASKETBALL!

Shaq and Simbad should make a Jingle All the Way 2 with Arnold.

[Anonymous]

I COMPLAIN ABOUT THINGS VIA MY CAR

[Skulhedface]

"My Internet Girlfriend Can Kick Your Ass"

"I-MOCKERY IS LIFE!"

"Every time you honk your horn, God kills a kitten."

or

"Every time you cut me off, God kills a puppy"

"BACK IN MY DAY WE MADE-DO WITH 8 BITS, FUCKERS"

"How did people express opinions before bumper stickers?"

"Honk repeatedly if you hate noise pollution" (might've been used before, but oh well)

"I can get through world 1-1 of Super Mario Bros. in 18.6 seconds."

"I'd rather be mocking you."

[ScruU2wice]

*bump*

bumper stickers are for losers

I think you shouldve been voted out of the gene pool

[Mockery]

Yeah I got sidetracked with these for a while and I'm currently workin on putting the next club pack together. So, keep suggesting sticker ideas in the meantime and I'll try to get to 'em as soon as I have the chance.

[The Retro Kat]

If my boss were a jewish carpenter, I'd be poor.

[Immortal Goat]

My Arabian student could fly a plane into your honors student.

[Rev. Danno]

(with Rainbow background) Everything I needed to know I learnd from the Scouts ( or you could say minister, or Uncle Chester), or soccer couch)

WHO THE FUCK IS -RoG- BARR?

Hey you in the SUV... People who work for Major Coffee shop chains make minimum wage, what's to keep them from spitting in your coffee...

If your boss, the Jewish Carpenter was so great, how come he got nailed to wood.

Hippie... If you love the enviroment so much... why do you drive a huge gas guzzleing Van that hasn't been tuned up sience Jerry died?

Get another Tattoo, maybe people won't notice you have no personality...

Yeah, dye your hair, that will totally distract all of us from the fact you're a moron...

If Jesus rose from the dead on the third day, doesthat mean he was a zombie...

Thinking of your death makes my Nipples hard...

Real men think Budda was a nancy boy...

Your families skulls will look nice on my mantle...

[Spooky]

-I wish Mr Feeny was real.

-HULKSTER FOR PREZ

-LIVEJOURNAL SUCKS (honk for my username)

-SMOKING KILLS, BUT SO DO BEARS!

-I'm Gellin' like someone with rape charges.

-HILARY DUFF IS GIVING ME ROAD HEAD

-That's not a leak. ITS SWEAT FROM ALL THE HORSE POWER

-SUVS are for communists

-SADAAMIZING*

*i used to have this as a screen name
:(

-HIP INDIE SCENESTER

-LOL PREPZ SUX

-Honk if you want me to randomly stop

-VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[Skulhedface]

"If Jesus were so great, why'd his Cross Escape Trick fail?"

[Immortal Goat]

YOU are my fetish!

Half Life: hey, it's better than No Life...

Gay people suck.

Bob Dole: He may not be president, but at least he can sell Viagra.

Abortion: fending off starvation for generations.

Your mom looks like my dad.

Watch Nascar: Kill braincells.

[Bestrest]

There's No Emoticon for what I'm feeling!!

MY OTHER COMPUTER IS A LAPTOP!

I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD

Let Em' MOCK!

Worst Driver Ever

Anything that is behind me is broken

Robbing my house will be a good Idea

Worst idea would be stealing my car

A proud member of stupidity club

I like to twirl

I MASTURBATE AT KHAJIITS!!!

[agroskaterik]

"BESTREST SUCKS AT THIS"

[Cap'n Crunch]

BESTREST, MORE LIKE BREAST TEST!

[Krythor]

God gave Http://www.I-mockery.com to you :(

[ScruU2wice]

no your bumper sticker is stupid

what would jared do? (picture of jared fogal)

uncreative bumper sticker here

Metric System? i thought we won the cold war...

Life is an inside joke god shouldv'e left you out of

[Black Flag]

look at me i can stick to a bumper!

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[Big Papa Goat]

Abosolut Bumper- (sticker in the shape of a bottle)

[budgetjiggalo]

I don't kill children mam, I just have sex with them
If I can't do it with my hand, I don't wanna know what it is
Heads up: The guy in front of me is BLACK

[Anonymous]

Jesus Christ you people suck at this

[Mockery]

I might have to go back to making them on my own. o.o

[Anonymous]

WAIT WAIT I GOT ONE

JESUS GOT CRUCIFIED :lol

WAIT HERE'S ANOTHER

I-MOCKERY.COM NEVA FORGET

:imock :lol :newbie

MY IDEAS ARE OFFENSIVE SO I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE THEM!!

[Jixby Phillips]

Just use Max Burbanks suggestions :(

*drives car* would be a hilarious bumper sticker. I'm not sure who said that or if it was even intended as a bumper sticker suggestion, but its good :(

[Mockery]

Yeah, I was planning on going back over all the pages to check which suggestions Max made and pick my favorites from those and then use my own sticker ideas for the rest. Free stick0rs for Max :o

[LegoLars]

I love cuddly animals, especially with a good sauce.

[Spectre X]

"Bumper sticker...of DOOM!"
"^eats babies^"
"this is an invisible sticker."

[innervis10n]

"Click Here"

[Immortal Goat]

Now c'mon, guys, my ideas weren't THAT bad.

Ok, maybe they were. :(

[Spooky]

"PAULY SHORE LIVES"

:( :( :( :(

"im either high on jesus or LSD. you choose."

:( :( :( :(

I GIVE UP. >:

[kahljorn]

"Argle Bargle"

[Gurlugon]

I'll be damned if someone hasn't said this already... I'm not feeling like reading through this many pages of wit, so tell me if it's been said.

"LOL@I-MOCKERY.COM" (plugtastic)

[kahljorn]

"I-mockery.com is for faggots"

[anarki3040]

I'm not cynical, You're just stupid

My President colors inside the lines.


Yeah, they suck.

[spoonybard]

CAR-POOLING

Bad for Big Oil
Bad for Detroit
Bad for the U.S.

ONE PERSON PER SUV IS THE RULE!

[Schimid]

"HI, I'M SCHIMID"

...I would buy it. :(

[Skulhedface]

FUCK BUMPER STICKERS

[the old new]

[quote="Esuohlim"]I had the "STICKER" idea too. :(

[b]Proud parent of a kid who slept with your honor student


YOU STOLE THAT STICKER IDEA FROM ROTTEN COTTEN!

[Rongi]

PENISVAGINAGINA

[HickMan]

Only fat black men are funny.

[Rongi]

I could have sworn she was three!

I fucked the chick in hanson!

I (insert picture of plane) NY

Sharing is caring, Fuck the RIAA!

[Secret Agent Vomit]

"BLACK PEOPLE ARE FUNNY."

"I DON'T HAVE INSURANCE."

"ABORTIONS ARE COOL."

"I LIKE DRUGS."

"THE POPE IS DOPE."

"I SHOOT HEROIN."

"FUCK THE POLICE."

"GO FUCK YOUR MAMA."

"I EAT SHIT."

"QUOTATION MARKS."

"I-MOCKERY.COM"

"SHOOT UP THE PROM."

"HEIL FAGGOT ****** HITLER."

"I EAT BABIES."

:(

[Drev]

"I WANNA TAP SCHIMID'S A$$!"

Only me, Schimid, Sam the Gay Furry, and Prof. Cool will underdstand it. >:

[Emu]

"This is my bumper. There are many like it, but this one's mine."

:(

[Alxcipher]

Void if removed.

[Geggy]

"This is my bumper. There are many like it, but this one's mine."

:(

Full Metal Jacket.

[Geggy]

vagina is for lovers

only people from virgina will get this joke

[executioneer]

KEEP HONKING, YOU HAVE GREAT RHYTHM 8-)
HORN BROKEN, DOES ANYONE KNOW A GOOD MECHANIC :(
I MAY BE SLOW, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE OF AUTISM :(
IN CASE OF RAPTURE, THIS CAR WILL BE UNMANNED BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN :(:(:(
MY OTHER CAR IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THIS ONE :eek
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I DRIVE, I'M SORRY I'LL GO BACK TO DRIVING SCHOOL :(

-willie

[Alxcipher]

Warning: Transformer.

[FS]

lol :(

[Skulhedface]

I like the Transformers idea...

But then I can offer this:

"I really wanted to drive a Transformer, but all I could afford is this Go-Bot"

"I BRAKE FOR RED LIGHTS AND STOP SIGNS."

"KEEP HONKING, I'M DEAF"

"My sticker has this written on it and yours doesn't, so therefore I must be original and a free-thinking nonconformist."

"IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN', I MUST NEED A TUNE-UP"

:(

[Rongi]

"I really wanted to drive a Transformer, but all I could afford is this Go-Bot"

lol

[FS]

"I'm Devastator's left leg"

[HickMan]

Warning: Transformer.

Thats the best one yet. :(

I'm serious too.

[Mockery]

*bump*

[liquidstatik]

NINJAS > PIRATES

[JesusFishSticks]

You can't pull me over! I'm not a car!

(I would definatly buy this)

[Dr. V]

I didnt take the time to read this whole post so forgive me if one of these is similar to another.


WATCH THE ROAD STUPID!!

You are reading a bumper sticker.

:An arrow pointing down: Stop staring at my tail pipe.

My child dosen't give a fuck about your child.

Hey look, you just waisted 3 seconds reading this.

I don't want a large Farva. (somebody's gotta know that one)

Have a mean day >:

(For anyone who owns a Pinto) Please don't rear end me, my bumper is made of flint.

Hey...stop looking at me. Stop it. DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!

I honk for whores!

My other penis is a vagina. (anyone?)

[CrazyAmericanScum]

Like the Farva ref.
I liked "My other ride is your mom" too.

"Fetus: The other white meat" Pic of a fetus of course.
"Jesus got hammered for you, get hammered for Jesus" As far as a pic I don't know. Make one up.

Ok so I am only somewhat creative, sue me....

[Esuohlim]

IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THEN GET OUT OF MY GARAGE >:

[Zhukov]

http://bfreephotos.com/stalintrot.jpg
:/

[Crimson Ghost]

"Kill me, I'm Irish"

[Dr. V]

Turtle Power!!!

[DamnthatDavid]

I Honk if I'm Horny.

Warning: Transformer!

Fucking Hilarious! I would buy it.