Renee Zelwegger is a damn PR slut

[pjalne]

Some sort of Renee Zelwegger (sp?) program is running in the background, and it's nothing more than a cavalcade of clips from interviews she's done over the years. Apparently, every single person she has starred with, been directed by, or in any other way been in contact with is the most sensitive brilliant earth-shattering genius alive, and everyone in entire fucking Hollywood has made a profound impact on her life as well as the entire world. Being nominated for every single crummy award out there apparently is an honor out of this world, and every movie she's been in is the most groundbreaking movie in history, and the director would be great fun working with also, if it wasn't for the fact that you can't help being blown away by his mere persona just by being in his precense. I've never seen a bigger promo whore in my entire life.

[O71394658]

I'm not her biggest fan either... :/

[AChimp]

Yeah, but still... eh? Eh? *nudge*

EH? Heh heh heh... oooeeer. ;) ;)

[kellychaos]

Ever notice that she's one of those woman whose make-up, lighting, ect has to be just so or it doesn't work. I've seen her look extremely hot in some photos but then, in others, wonder whether it's even the same woman because she looks so nasty ... of course, the body's always hot. The same phenomenon goes on with Uma Thurma. Does this appear this way to anyone else or am I alone in my Uma/Renee theory? :/

[Zero Signal]

Yeah, but still... eh? Eh? *nudge*

EH? Heh heh heh... oooeeer. ;) ;)
SAY NO MORE! :love

[El Blanco]

How many celebrities has she fucked anyway?

I've got her at Jim Carrey, Richard Gere, and the dude from the White Stripes. Makes me wonder why all those directors aren't "casting" her.

[miss emma]

she's a fucking celebrity. what do you expect, really? i love how people have faith in Hollywood. still.

[Sethomas]

Woah, it's Emma Dilemma.

[Protoclown]

Hi emma! :)

[AChimp]

I bet Emma would do Renee Zelleweger, too. ;)

[Jixby Phillips]

AChimp you fag virgin.

[Protoclown]

LOL

[AChimp]

:applause

[Zbu Manowar]

I bet if you took Renee's beak-like nose you could put a hole in that balloon-head of hers. And it would be about three years too fucking late.

[Protoclown]

:applesauce

[Jixby Phillips]

HEY NOW!