why do old people smell?

[imported_Cynical.Angel]

i have a few theories on this particular odor:
1.)the extra skin/wrinkles hold in various food particles and sweat.
2.)the fact that thay havent left their houses or bathed in years.
3.)flesh decaying
4.)little to no sex causes extensive build up of hormones that must be realesed in the form of "old man spunk" years and years of this build up an offending odor
5.)old people dont digest their food properly expelling it in un-acceptably smelly farts
any other ideas? :goth

[whoreable]

WHERE IS MR ADVENTRUE >:

[imported_Cynical.Angel]

:lol

[James]

HEY, I HAVE A CRAZY IDEA!

LET'S ALL TRY TO BE LOVED BY SAYING THINGS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY! :lol

[The Retro Kat]

Wait...is that supposed to be funny :lol?

[FartinMowler]

I remember having to go to this old age home and it smelled rank. :( Potpourri and piss.

[pissed off salesman]

Actually my fine fucked up friends,

Old people smell funny because their haggard, wrinkled skin
is slowly decomposing three layers at a time. The reason the smell lingers is because the glob of dead skin that falls off of them when youre not looking, imbeds itself into every single fiber of furniture.

[AChimp]

Old people actually do have sex. Frequently. :/

[Sethomas]

Pictures >:

[Perndog]

Old people smell because I forgot them in my trunk and they started to decompose.

[Mungus the Foon]

actually old people smell because they play with their shit.
i used to be a cleaner in an old peoples home and one woman persistently fished turds out of the toilet and placed them in a glove on top of her chest of drawers as if the glove was holding it like a hand.

[Rongi]

I came into this thread expecting a joke.

My expectations where NOT met >:

[Esuohlim]

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vacuum cleaner have in common?

OMG THEY BOTH SUCK :lol :lol :lol

[The Retro Kat]

How do you get any chick to give you a blowjob?


Cut off their head and use a vacuum cleaner.

[Spectre X]

why do old people smell?

because God hates you. >:

[Wiffles]

Old people smell funny because todays generation use a different brand of soaps and perfumes ^.^;

[imported_Cynical.Angel]

:(

[kellychaos]

Babies are bald, toothless and smelly too and you don't hear people complainin' about them! ... then again, babies aren't in front of me drivin' 10 mph below the speed limit. :/

[MrAdventure]

CYANICAL Q. ANGEL, I HEREBY PLACE YOU UNDER SENIOR CITIZEN'S ARREST FOR BEING A DUMB. :picklehat

PS. IT'S BECAUSE THEY DONT TASTE SO WELL, LOL *RIMSHOT*

[klownboy]

OLD PEOPLE SMELL... BECAUSE OF PRUNES!! BLAME THE PRUNS THEY ARE WHAT CAUSE WAR!!! need pills... fuck fuck fuck!! :lol2

[Spooky]

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vacuum cleaner have in common?

OMG THEY BOTH SUCK :lol :lol :lol

If Microsoft made one thing that didn't suck, it would be a vaccum :lol

[Geggy]

Why are there so many strong as an ox, taller than average black people in america?

1. because they're negroes (their knee grows)
2. the white people who went on journey to find new land (america) stopped by africa to pick up slaves, they figured the strongest would be more productive than the weak, the weak were left to die without any protection from the strong
3. the weak cannot climb trees, run like a wind or have enough strength to fight, therefore they're most likely to be killed by wild animals
4. they needed porn stars with big cock! :lol

[Snatchtastic]

Wait, Wait, So if old people have frequent sex, and they also shed blobs of skin, wouldn't they shed blobs of skin onto the other person while thier rubbing thier wrinkly bodies on one another? So that would mean they would alter thier appearance. Just like in Mission Impossible. OMG Old people are the NEW secret agents.

Thanks oops I crapped my pants.

[klownboy]

HUH! THERE KNEE GROWS!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! FUCK... NEED PILLS!! DAMNIT!! :lol2

[glowbelly]

i wonder how long it's gonna take before you're banned.

[klownboy]

I WILL NEVER BE BANNED!! KLOWN BOY WILL LIVE FOREVER!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... PILLS!! :hypno

[Geggy]

YOU DON'T NEED PILLS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER! WHAT YOU NEED IS A BLOW POP! :blowme :lol

[klownboy]

YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH!!

I NEED A BLOW JOB... I MEAN BLOW POP!! :blowme

[Geggy]

YOU'RE CUTE! I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH A BOY WHO LOVES CLOWNS! BADDA BADDA BEE BAH! BADDA BADDA BEE BAH! KISSY KISS! HAHA!

[klownboy]

I LIKE PILLS, WEED, KLOWNS, AND MOST OF ALL: GEGGY!! :love

[Geggy]

YOU LIKE ME? OH YOU SWEET THING! HAHA! WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER MY HOUSE AND PLAY WITH MY ELEPHANT?! HIS NAME IS MOUSE!

[klownboy]

HELL YEAH I WANT TO COME YO HOUSE!! BUT I LIVE IN TEXAS... WHERES WITCH CITY??

[klownboy]

BUTT MONKEYS WILL TAKR OVER TH WORLD!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[Geggy]

OOH WOW! YOU LIVE SO FAR! WITCH CITY IS IN SALEM, MASSACHUSETTS, YOU DUMMYHEAD! STAY IN SCHOOL! HAHA! YOU'RE A FUNNY MONKEY! MOJO IS A MEANIE MONKEY!

[klownboy]

DAMNIT!! SO WELL NVER GET TO SEE EACH OTHER? :wah
I HATE MY LIFE!! :hangman

[Geggy]

NO! PLEASE DON'T HATE YOUR LIFE! I WILL MAKE IT ALL BETTER FOR YOU WITH COTTON CANDY AND ELEPHANTS! THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS! DON'T LET THE CRUEL WORLD FULL OF MOJO'S CLONES LET YOU DOWN!

[klownboy]

YOU HAVE SOME MAGICAL POWER TO MAKE ME FELL BETTER... [snif] I LOVE YOU!! :love :tear

[Professor Cool]

Can somebody pinpoint where the sarcasm ended?

[klownboy]

IT ENDED IN YOU ASS... PILLS... WEED... :hypno

[Rez]

FUCK (MOST OF) YOU ALL >:

this shit, i can't stand. old people have been through more crap than you have. they've been through wars, depression, hunger, and they still have just as many things to worry about as you do, even if they're not the same. they dont NEED assholes like you hassling them because you think they smell funny, they dont NEED retards to shout at them to get out of the way because you want to fucking drag race like in that dickhead mtv video. if nothing else, they deserve respect, because they've had it harder than you have times 10, and you're a measly fucking brat who's proud of the fact that they're "cynical."

you might think i'm a hypocrite for finding mradventures "oldsies" hilarious, but he doesnt take ANYTHING seriously. and you're just begging to be seen as funny, which adds on to your overall pathetic appearance.

in short: FUCK YOU.

>:

[Anonymous]

So how about them elderly drivers, huh? :lol

[Rez]

So how about them elderly drivers, huh? :lol

:die

[klownboy]

i agree, shoot every one who sucks at driving!

[Snatchtastic]

Thats still scary about the secret government agent old people that have flesh of old ladies on thier faces.