Mock War 3 Commentary Thread

[Anonymous]

this is where you comment on fights. not in the fight threads, you fucking motards.

anotherwards, mischief.

[mischief]

GEE I WONDER WHO DID SOMETHING SO STOOPID :( :( :(

[FartinMowler]

all in all they all blow.

[Esuohlim]

OURS IS THE BEST >:

[Perndog]

I JUST LOVE HOW ESUOHLIM ALWAYS POSTS IN ALL CAPS SO HE CAN BE ANNOYING NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS.

[Rongi]

I like how perndog thinks he's funny, yet he is a boring, ugly little shit bag.

[Perndog]

I love you too, Rongi, but we're commenting on the Mock Wars here. I'll fight with you some other time.

[Rongi]

I'm commenting on you.

And I think you suck.

[Esuohlim]

I take mine back. Chojin Jin vs. Noob3 Black Flag is the best one. :(

AND PERNDOG IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO EITHER SHUT UP OR GO AWAY. NOW I'M GIVING YOU TWO OPTIONS, YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE OR THE OTHER OR EVEN BOTH, OK? SOUND GOOD? >: >:

[imported_Wicked Steve]

>:

Thanks, Mike, I'll try to be less retarded from now on.

[Mike]

This seems like a good thread to ask this question..

This thread is about the Mock Wars, so no. >:

[The_voice_of_reason]

I thought i sucked but then i read what Screw and Kat wrote and i find them stooopid.

[Esuohlim]

They are all about gay jokes, which is ALWAYS HILARIOUS! :picklehat

[whoreable]

DUHHH

[ScruU2wice]

stooopid is such a gay word :(

[Esuohlim]

Ours is simply bustling with activity. :picklehat

The Jins vs Noob3 Black Flag is the most brilliant Mock War ever. I'm dead serious.

And the Fartinmowler...whatever war SUCKS :thumbsdown BOO

[Professor Cool]

I dont get enough fiber Milhouse, got a problem with that >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

http://www.vi2.com/getFile/241113.gif :(

It should be an emoticon. Use it.

[ScruU2wice]

I dont get enough fiber Milhouse, got a problem with that

your colon does :/

[Professor Cool]

im always regular, would you like me to introduce you to my fist?

[Cap'n Crunch]

I think Blackflag and Noob3 are going to win because Blackflag just got icecream.

[Anonymous]

how long does this one last per round, anyway?

[Cap'n Crunch]

"They end Sunday and Voting begins. If you vote, you must vote for EVERY fight. Voting ends Monday." :/

[executioneer]

Honestly, guys, one-on-one Mock Wars are much funnier AND a lot less complex to organize >:

-willie

[FartinMowler]

[/quote]They are all about gay jokes, which is ALWAYS HILARIOUS[quote]

Eusolim must have got a gay decoder in his box of cereal? I don't see anything Hilarious :/ He must be frequenting a gay chat room

[Esuohlim]

OMG FARTINMOWLER, DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT SARCASM IS? >: >: >:

[FartinMowler]

Yep but anything to piss you off makes my day :)

[Esuohlim]

I MEAN....GRRRRR! JESUS, FARTINMOWLER! YOU JUST MAKE ME SOOOO MAD SOMETIMES! :explode

[ItalianStereotype]

I like how there is more fighting going on in the commentary thread than in the actual war threads.

[imported_Wicked Steve]

Fewer gay jokes, though. I think Mike, feelevil, and whoreable are going for a record. :lol

[The One and Only...]

I'm not even sure if Newb3 realizes what a Mock War is.

[Perndog]

I'm not sure Mock War realizes what a Noob3 is. :lol

[Esuohlim]

You two are fucking stupid.

[Jixby Phillips]

I agree, buddy!

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=5208&start=25

LETS SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE WE CAN GET IN OUR FIGHT :picklehat

[noob3]

im sorry

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, we're having a party in our mock war thread and everyone's invited. :party

[The Retro Kat]

I think Tropical and Pub are dead...

[ScruU2wice]

our thread isnt good without them

[Esuohlim]

OK the party in our thread is now over. Go home >:

[The Retro Kat]

More sir. I'd like some more.


MORE?!?

[The_voice_of_reason]

Fewer gay jokes, though. I think Mike, feelevil, and whoreable are going for a record. :lol




I know isn't it so gay :lol

[Perndog]

Who else thinks Wang should keep his ass out of everyone's wars? >:

[Skulhedface]

A Quite Disturbing Question To Ponder Ponderable:

If Wang were to, well, suck a wang, so to speak, would it count as homosexuality, or cannibalism?

VOTING ENDS MONDAY!

[Schimid]

I LIKE THE MOCK WAR WHERE I'M IN IT ALL THE TIME AND WHEN I'M NOT THERE PEOPLE GO "WHERE'S SCHIMID?" WIGGIDY-WIGGIDY-WIGGIDY, I'M SCHIMID THE ROCKIN' HETERO >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

Eh. Nevermind. Sorry, Tropical, but I gotta head to MA from August 2nd to 9th. :/

August 8th. >: >: >:

[ScruU2wice]

whos gonna setup the polls if tropical isnt hear like he hasnt been for 3 days?

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, I mean these mock wars are like MY LIFE MAN!

[whoreable]

These wars are unbeilievably AWESOME. I hope my team wins!

[feelevil]

if we dun win itz a muthafuckin racial issue :lol

[AChimp]

This whole Mock War sucks. >:

[The Retro Kat]

Yup, he's fucking dead...

[Esuohlim]

WELL YOU WIN :eek

[Schimid]

Eh. Nevermind. Sorry, Tropical, but I gotta head to MA from August 2nd to 9th. :/

August 8th. >: >: >:

I didn't know they had a computer. :(

[The_voice_of_reason]

if we dun win itz a muthafuckin racial issue :lol


Whoreable is black? :eek

[AChimp]

Black as a motherfucker. >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

The guy in my avatar is black. That's about it for me. :(

[MrAdventure]

This war stinks so bad it makes me want to go back in time adn register for it :eek :eek :eek

[Wang]

ohh yeah it sucks. my fight has turned into an all-out stupid-fest but im not winning. i wanna win sumthin!

[Esuohlim]

Goddamnit, you'd better be fucking joking around with this retard act, Wang. >:

[BAPE]

i said it before but i will say it again who let the dogs out is the best

[Wang]

what? werent u the one with the stupid act? you've been doing a good job if u were,s*******

[ScruU2wice]

who were you trying to turn that joke around on?

[Esuohlim]

It doesn't matter. He failed.

AND OMG A POST BY WANG WITHOUT THE :fu EMOTICON! OUR WANG IS GROWING UP! http://www.i-mockery.net/images/emoticons/mad.gif

Wang is probably the funniest name you could use in that sentence. http://www.i-mockery.net/images/emoticons/frown.gif

[Anonymous]

Jixby and Wreck are cracking me up :<

[soundtest]

I want to see the final champs go DD style.

http://www.sound-test.org/barf/ddend.gif

[Esuohlim]

I'm not kidding at all when I say that the Jixby Wreck thread is the funniest thread in the history of the Internet. :(

[executioneer]

I wouldn't go THAT far :/ It is definitely up in the top ten though :(

-willie

[executioneer]

OH FUCK :lol CHANGED MY MIND :lol

-willie

[executioneer]

two thumbs up :o

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-willie

[ROOKIE]

Here's to the dumbest spermatozoids I've ever seen (and who took the right to live from others)
http://www.chateaukeyboard.com/images/glass%20of%20red%20wine.gif

[Mike]

That glass is being fertilized.

[MrAdventure]

oh god jixby/wreck thread is marvelous :(

ps that wuz fuckin' delishus willie :hat

PPS SHUT UP ROOKIE (ROOKIE, MORE LIKE, "LOOKIE, I'M TRYING TO BE WITTY")

[whoreable]

I think i should just stay outta that thread.

[executioneer]

HAY ROOKIE, ARE YOUR PARENTS RETARDED? BECAUSE, THATW OULD EXPLAIN YOU >:

-willie

[ScruU2wice]

weren't me and retro suppose to be in the second roud since tropical gave up? :(

[The Retro Kat]

There were 5 battles, so it didnt work out evenly, but i dont know how that will affect us...?

[Tropical]

I picked the teams randomly. Your team is sitting out this round. Another team will sit out the next round. So you guys are battling next week.

[CaptainBubba]

I can't express just how much my life would suck without the occasional Jixby.

[ScruU2wice]

Dear god no thread can compare to that jixby wreck one, were all doomed :(

[ROOKIE]

You're doing a very bad job at proving me wrong.

[Anonymous]

who are you and what do you want

[Rongi]

Here is my commentary

This mock war sucks >:

[Schimid]

I seriously think the Jixby/Wreck war should go into Thread Backups.

[executioneer]

NO, YUOR A STUPED ROOKY >:

-willie

[ROOKIE]

Well, you spelled "no" and "a" right, executioneEr.
Is there a joke thread?

[executioneer]

KNOCK KNOCK :eek

-willie

[The Retro Kat]

WHO'S THERE!?!

[Esuohlim]

ROFL!

[agroskaterik]

ROFL WHO?

[liquidstatik]

ROFLes have RIDGES!