MAX- Before you leave....

[sspadowsky]

I was trying to find something you published a while back. I can't remember if it was on acid logic, ape culture, or what, but it talked about Gallagher and Carrot Top battling in a mud pit with chainsaws. Where can I find this piece?

[Protoclown]

For future reference, I have all the published work of Max Burbank tattooed in 4 pt Times New Roman font on my ass.

[sspadowsky]

Sorry, dude. I'd have to get WAY too close to your ass to read 4 pt font. Christ, it's bad enough I had to share a bed with you. I'm still trying to squelch the rumors.

[Protoclown]

SCANDAL :eek

Dude, I had forgotten all about our bed-sharing experiences, and then you had to go and bring it up.

Christ, that's GAY.

[sspadowsky]

YOU FORGOT? :tear

[Protoclown]

Only when I'm not jerking off about it.

[mburbank]

I'm sorry to say I don't know. That could be in almost anything I wrote.

[Anonymous]

Why is it that I know two of the three people currently in this thread, and yet not one of them will engage in homoerotic banter with me?

[Protoclown]

Hell, I know everyone in this thread except me, and I'll engage in homoerotic banter with you all.

[sspadowsky]

Never mind, Max- I found it. It was on justlaugh.com.

And Boogie, I'll engage in homoerotic banter with you anytime, thilly man.