If you can have any question answered, what would you ask?

[Gummy Bear]

Let's say you stumble upon a magic rock. And this rock will answer one and ONLY one question you may have. What would you ask?

Would you go the religious route, and ask Does God Exist? Would you go the spiritual way, and ask the Meaning of Life? Would you solve a conspiracy and ask if Paul McCartney died (http://www.anycities.com/user/uberkinder//) and was replaced with a body double? Or would it be personal, and ask Who Stole My Cupcake?

[El Blanco]

Who put the bop in the bop-shoobop-shoobop?

[jin]

Where am I???

[The_Rorschach]

Who put the ram in the ramma lamma ding-dong?

[Immortal Goat]

who was that man, I'd like to shake his hand.

[Mike]

I'd probably step on it or skip it in a pond if it was flat enough. I don't really go around talking to rocks to see if they're magical.

[Jeanette X]

Why have I suddenly gained the ability to talk to rocks?

[Mike]

Because rocks dig cute otter women.

[Big Papa Goat]

I'd ask it why I can talk to rocks. :eek

[Jixby Phillips]

HERES WHAT I THINK

[FS]

How's tricks, rock?

[AChimp]

Will you be my girlfriend? :lol :lol :lol

[Krythor]

Where the hell is your mouth? :(

[Spectre X]

Which conspiracies in the music industry are true?

and then I'd kick the shit out of it and ask it the meaning of life.

[Skulhedface]

"Dear Rock, why should I give a rat's ass about what you're fixing to tell me?"

[El Blanco]

How many boards
would the Mongols hoard
if the Mongol hordes
got bored?

[The_voice_of_reason]

I hate you?

[Vibecrewangel]

I'd ask the rock what it wants out of it's own existance.

[kellychaos]

Is there, truly, only one way to rock?

[Anti-Xocial]

How can I get you to answer ALL the other questions I have?