rape initiation ceremony thread

[noob3]

willie's cool

[Jeanette X]

Oh for... >:

[BAPE]

ha i knew it see JeanetteX it just takes time and effort ok what do i do now i'm ready for it and dont hold back i can take it

[Esuohlim]

YOU'RE LUCKY I'M NOT DRINKING ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE JUST MADE ME HAVE TO CLEAN MY COMPUTER SCREEN >:

[BAPE]

wait a newbie started this post what is this another joke dont try to step on me to get ahead around here

[Esuohlim]

Noob3 isn't a newbie you moron. Check registration dates before you post something stupid again. And use punctuatuon.

[Les Waste]

BUT HIS NAME IS NOOB THAT IS INTERNET SLANG FOR NEWBIE, WHICH IS SLANG FOR A NEW PERSON :ROLLEEYS

[imported_Wicked Steve]

Duh. Everyone knows Noob3 is a newbie. He forged his registration date and posted over 1000 times in the four days he's been here. :rolleyes

Of course, I'm just a character, so don't listen to anything I say.

[FS]

GREETINGS, oh people of I-Mockery. GREETINGS, oh official initiation ceremony committee of the I-Mockery.com. TODAY, a pitiful mortal by the name of BAPE comes before you to face...

...the TRIALS.

By fire, and Gesco the Limp of Azarazazachz, and the three storms, I say LET THE TRIALS BEGIN.

First, you will face PAIN.

You will be strapped into a very uncomfortable chair while watching videos made by a stovepipe hat equipped with a webcam, set on the head of a gynaecologist that specializes in treating the elderly. During which, you will be repeatedly stabbed in the heart with Klingon painsticks. Ya'Tchuk zJaqh!


...go away.

[pissed off salesman]

Want to buy a new toaster BAPE?

[Protoclown]

Fatsatan is so funny and dreamy OMG ;)

[Anonymous]

Guys, get serious. Were any of you this rude and/or confusing at your initiations? I THINK NOT.

Bape, I at least will give you your 'newbie run' now. The first part is to find a hilarious picture, post it in this thread, and make a funny caption for it. The more hilarious, the better!

[BAPE]

ok finally now we are takling here get ready to laugh guys and Esuohlim make sure you are not drinking anything

http://images.net3media.com/funnyfreepics/fatcat.jpg

plenty more where that came from

[BAPE]

gay alien bondage dog does that mean you are a moderator

[george]

bape achimp bape achimp

i smell sexy times ahead.

:(pu

[Perndog]

Hey dumbass. Chojin said find a hilarious pic, post it, and make up a funny caption for it. Not post a generic and almost completely unfunny joke picture, caption included, ripped straight from a bad humor site. >:

You've failed your first test. To save face you must mercilessly bash one or more of the board regulars until they hate you permanently, because everyone around here must have at least one enemy.

[george]

your a steaming load of shit yourself there doggie.

yeesh, i am surrounded by assholes.

[Esuohlim]

OK NEXT TASK FOR YOUR INITIATION:

I need you tell us the funniest joke you know. Make sure you think it's absolutely hilarious so that you can't go wrong. Good luck!

[george]

YIKES

another asshole.

an unwashed one this time.

[BAPE]

ok you asked for it. am i being scored. who is the final judge chojin or Esouhlim. ok time for the joke now.

james bond goes up to a supermodel and she says oh thats a cool watch you have mr. bond then bond says thank you then the model says what does it do and bond says it is telling me now you have no underwear on. the supermodel says that is not true and bond says damn this watch is 1 hour fast

[Perndog]

See, george knows what he's doing. He attacks everyone indiscriminately to ensure that only the most retarded morons will listen to anything he says. That's the way to get ahead around here. :lol

Keep firing, assholes!

[MrAdventure]

stfu perndog

[george]

i hope you saved all the nickles you got for hitting your head on things.

CAUSE YOU ARE GONNA NEED THEM.

[BAPE]

wait now that i think about it i think you are making fun of me Esuohlim you just wanted me to tell a bad joke so you could make fun of me maybe what i heard in secret is true and you are not a nice man>>>>
























yo g>>> i think u r actually

http://www.kimdelaney.org/babu1.gifhttp://www.kimdelaney.org/babu1.gifhttp://www.kimdelaney.org/babu1.gif

A BAD MAN! A VERY VERY BAD MAN milhouse!!!!

:lol

:nutinbutluv 4 ya kidz

n dun worry Jeanette > ur secret is safe wit me

:lol :lol :lol :lol

LOVE ALWAYS, FEELEVIL

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-5/191866/pac.gif

[george]

so that when i kick you in he ass you can drop them on the ground and play my kicking you in the ass off as a joke to your family. instead of having them know that the act was truly a reflection on how much i truly despise you.

cause they would know just how i feel.

size=18]YOU KICKED ME SO HARD I SHIT NICKLES, YuuuuuYYYYYYYYYEAH![/size]

[george]

you would prolly put those nickles in your mouth.

and swallow them.

so you could eat them again later.

[noob3]

feelevil sucks

[george]

yeah, he sucks COCK too.

he said "hey dude, i'll give you these nickles i got from my lovers poop if you let me blow you"

i said "no way man, i have respect for my body"

[george]

http://www.ballygowan.ie/img/marketing/new_ad02.jpg

tonight we ride, for tomorrow feel evil will surely give us a nickle each to blow us.

[george]

http://www.hunterhayes.com/photo17.jpg

and the test show that

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/LAW/07/15/robertson.ap/story.robertson.jpg

did just crap you out!!!!!!!

[Jixby Phillips]

Fuck :(

Fuck you Feelevil :( Fuck you :(

Fuck. :(

[sadie]

:love george :love

[kellychaos]

Black Ape ... I GET it now. :/

[feelevil]

OOOOOO! OOOOO! NICKELS??? BLOW JOBS? POOP??

u get an honorary degree 4 that shit g>>>

kellychaos u racist faggot BAPE is a clothing line

:rolleyes

u know i got :nutinbutluv for yall but maybe now sum of u elitist pricks realize how fukcing wack yall sound

HEHLhklal;kl;sdkljjkl;

PEACE.

[MrAdventure]

soudns like someone wants to get into a rap fight >: >: >:

[Esuohlim]

Continue being BAPE. I like him better. >:

[noob3]

yeah, bape was cool.

[george]

are you the same yard bunny that wanted to chat about Alliah?

please keep your award, i do not need ignorant awards from my equally ignorant "peers" to boost my self esteem, and make me feel like an achiever.

i like the theme that keeps him looking like an ape.

[executioneer]

I keep thinking this thread says "rape initiation ceremony thread" :(

-willie

[noob3]

WELL IT DOES, DUMBASS

[Dole]

I'm glad earth isn't this shit.

[kellychaos]

kellychaos u racist faggot BAPE is a clothing line

:rolleyes
PEACE.


Or an obviously cruel joke that they are playing on their consumers, Ralph Lauren De Harlem. :(

[Krythor]

Oh for... >:

[executioneer]

lol :lol

-willie

[Krythor]

wait, that wasn't part of the plan :( :(

[Schimid]

STOP

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Q2awUfYaYBwC:www.amiright.com/images/amazon

[TeRRaNuSER]

OOOOOO! OOOOO! NICKELS???

u get an hourly blowjob 4 that shit g>>>


u know i got :nutinbutluv for yall but maybe now sum of u elitist pricks can return the favore

HEHLhklal;kl;sdkljjkl;

PEACE.

[Rongi]

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